Title: The Strangest Place To ever have Sex
Author: Mrpointyhorns, blemery
Rating: R
Pairing(s): James/Sirius
Disclaimer: Don't own
Sirius pressed James back against the nearest object a rickety coffee table in the middle of the room. He ground against James. James was wearing long white bunny ears and big bunny feet that magically allowed him to hop further then a human could. Earlier he had on a tight white long sleeve shirt that he left unbutton to expose his chest and long black slacks that had a cotton 'tail' on the back. However Sirius had already removed those along with his own clothes.
It had been a bet.
James lost.
And so was forced to wear the outfit the entire day, Sirius had been a little miffed that it was Easter Break and hardly anyone was there. However instead of being embarrass James had been strangely pleased with himself.
Sirius had been admiring amusedly from where he was laughing on the end of his bed watching James admire himself in the mirror. Until James's hazel eyes were upon him and James was moving forward.
"Everyone one knows that bunnies are the horniest creatures on the planet aside from me. So I'm not going to let this little costume go to waist Sirius, my lad. After all they don't call me Horny for nothing." He promised and then sauntered out of the dorm wiggling his cute tail.
Sirius blinked a few times and then scrambled after his best friend, "Bu-but nobody calls you Horny at all James! The only ones that know about you-know is us and we call you Prongs did you forget or something?"
And then James spent the entire day bouncing around the school humping anyone he ran into. It had driven Sirius complete bonkers until he had finally cornered the raven-haired chaser and dragged him into the nearest room.
"Oh gods Sirius!" James groaned digging his nails into his lovers back tearing slightly at the skin causing the other to hiss in irritation, "h-harder," he panted and his lover just couldn't deny his begging and squirming from.
He pushed into him hard and deep hooking his arm under his lover's knee for a deeper penetration. James grunted and gasped his approval letting up on his clawing to reach down and pet himself. Sirius's other hand beat him too it and suddenly there was a steady rhythm of pleasure both in and around him.
Arching back James cried out his name just as he let himself go Sirius threw his head back to come just as there was a loud pop and the coffee table gave way. James's name was echoed threw the room as Sirius climaxed inside him and James hit the floor with splitters of wood from the table in either side of him. He howled in pain and sat quickly up to hug onto Sirius for comfort more startled then anything.
Sirius blinked when the white disappeared from his eyes and he found himself on the floor with table chucks all about him and James shivering in his arms. "James," he petted the unruly slightly damp hair. James grunted a response, "We just had sex threw a table?"