This was originally posted on . I DID write this, but of course, I don't own skylanders or spyro or any other spin-off etc. etc.. If I did, there would be a film :) There are many characters which have been created by other people on the Darkspyro forums, so I will list their usernames when they enter. Anyway, on with the story!

CHAPTER THE FIRST: Melon Farmland

'Aah, another villain defeated. Time for a holiday. Maybe for once i won't interrupted by another bad dude.' Spyro thought. It is the year 2012 in Skylands and Kaos has just been banished to Earth (damn them!). The 30 Skylanders (2 are yet to be discovered!) battled through his minions and the Hydra. The minions were also banished to Earth (Why? Why?) and the Hydra slain. The 4 heads of the Hydra have been scattered to the very edges of Skylands. SKylands is peacful once more.

Spyro looked around the ruins (although they aren't ruins anymore, so let's call it CORE ISLAND). He noticed that many of the skylanders were gathered around the beach. He flew down to investigate. Gurglefin was standing on his ship with a scroll in his hand.
"Attention! Attention!" Gurglefin cried.
"What's he doing?" Spyro asked Boomer, who was nearest to the back.
"He's taking a choice 10 skylanders on a holiday to MELON FARMLAND. Apparently noone has EVER even TOUCHED it, which is why it is overflowing with melons. Exciting eh?" Boomer replied
"Nice!"
"Yeah, but what I want to do is, go there, plant (heh plant, bum bum ching) a remote bomb into every melon, leave to somewhere nearby, then when someone goes near it, KABOOM!"
"Uhh... Ok..."

"I SAID ATTENTION!" Gurglefin shouted.
"Now, when I call your name, would you kindly come on board and... STEALTH ELF I CAN SEE YOU! GET OFF THE SHIP!"
A disapointed stowaway stealth elf walked sadly off the ship.
"Right. let's begin. Ghost Roaster. Wrecking Ball..."
'Surely me and cynder will go on, we're the most popular' Spyro thought 'I even heard there was an Earth fan site dedicated to me. What was it called, DudeSpyro? DullSpyro? DarkSpyro?'
"Warnado. Flameslinger. Terrafin..."
'He likes to get me a bit nervous that Gurglefin...'
"Bash. Please stand on the opposite end of the ship to everyone else so that it doesn't sink! Uhh.. where was I, oh yes! Trigger Happy. Cynder."
'Cynder's on, so I've got to be next!'
"Zap and finally..."
'c'mon...'
"Gill Grunt!"

Spyro replayed the list in his head. And again. And again. He wasn't on the list!
"Excuse me Gurglefin, may I see that list?"
Gurglefin handed Spyro the list.

GUEST LIST
Ghost Roaster
Wrecking Ball
Warnado
Flameslinger
Terrafin
Bash (should stand on the opposite side to everyone else)
Trigger Happy
Cynder
Zap
Gill Grunt

If someone can't come:

Stealth elf
Lightning Rod
Drobot
Double Trouble
Spyro

Cynder gave Spyro a look. They were going on a date tonight! This couldn't happen. Cynder walked over to Gurglefin and whispered something to him. Gurglefin nodded then shouted "Stealth elf, you're in!"
Cynder walked off the ship.
"Wow! You really did that!" Spyro said
"Yup, now let's go set up camp and get the fish going." Cynder replied.
"Uhh... Ok!"
They started to fly away from Core Island.
"Where shall we go? Dark Water Cove? Pirate Seas?" Spyro asked.
"Nah, I'm hungry! I need a REALLY big fish!" Cynder exclaimed.
"No, not THAT fish! That REALLY BIG fish!"
"Oh yes!"
They turned at a signland (a small island built to help people know where to go). They headed into the direction of Leviathan Lagoon.