OK this is my first hp fic and I completed it at 6 in the morning so if there are mistakes which there might be I'm sorry also it's not beta'd either umm my other story is taking long to update I know I'm also sorry about that too uhh that's about it hope ya like it. ^_^
DON'T OWN HP!
"Boy get up! You will not be lazying around the house today you're going to the market." Vernon shouted as he slammed the door shut.
Argh I'm not lazying around. I'm studying potions to be exact since Snape made it impossible to concentrate because he constantly keeps making me angry. Not like the git would care if I passed something in his class anyway. Alright, gotta get ready.
Harry put on a thin black sweater and walked downstairs to where his aunt was waiting for him.
"Here" Aunt Petunia said while handing Harry a grocery list and money. "Don't forget anything." She walked away to the kitchen completely ignoring Harry afterwards.
Well I guess she said what she needed to say Harry thought bitterly. He put the list and currency in his pocket and proceeded to walk outside. It's a nice day a bit chilly but who can argue when the suns out Harry mused to himself as he was walking toward the store. On the way there he spotted Dudley and his goons bullying kids at the park. Such immature bastards Harry mentally scoffed. Upon getting to the store Harry took a cart and looked at what was on the list for the first time.
"Merlin this list is long! How the hell the do they expect me to carry all this stuff?" Harry exclaimed. They don't, they expect me to struggle.
Harry decided that getting everything quickly and carrying the groceries as fast as he can will be a better idea than being slow. So it only took Harry thirty minutes to get everything. He went to the cashier. paid, then bolted out the door with two arms filled completely with food. A couple of blocks away from the market Harry was running out of breath. I really hate when they do this to me. They have a car for bloody sake this could have taking them ten minutes! As Harry was struggling with his anger and the weight of the bags he failed to notice someone was calling out to him.
"Harry Potter!" An unknown voice yelled.
Harry stopped and looked around him. Did someone say my name? They spat the Potter part out so whoever it is isn't friendly. Harry started walking again after he couldn't find the source of where the voice had came from. After a couple minutes of quiet walking Harry suddenly heard a "crackle and pop." Shit someone just found out where I am. Harry slowly turned to his right to see who apparated please be someone from the order please be someone from the order! Harry chanted.
"It's such a pleasure to be in your presence Harry Potter." Said a calm and smooth voice.
When Harry spotted the person he was dumbfounded. A fit man with a nice face and neck length brown hair stood before him. He had one hand in his pocket and the other one twirling a wand around his fingers. Who the hell is this? This "wizard" looks like he needs to go model somewhere. Harry thought.
"Yea sorry who are you?" Harry asked while slightly dropping the groceries on the floor.
"You really don't know?" Said the nice looking man. "Look Potter, look."
Harry gave a quizzical face before searching the man and then he spotted it. A yew wand with a creepy white crooked end was being twirled around slim fingers. His wand that's fucking Voldemort's wand!
Shit Harry mentally slapped himself.
"You're Voldemort?" Harry asked.
Voldemort nodded his head slowly. Well fuck Harry thought.
"Really? Why do you look that way?" Asked a confused Harry.
"Magic can do many things if utilized right." Voldemort replied
Hmm well maybe he did find a sort of dark magic that can alter his appearance he did look like an old snake left out to rot. That doesn't mean he's changed though. Harry quickly calculated.
"Listen I need to get back, I have stuff I need to do, and considering the deal we made you can't harm me." Harry said confidently. Leave it to this prick to show at the most inopportune times.
Voldemort stared at Harry then his eyebrow raised. "And what deal was this Potter I don't recall ever talking to you about an arrangement?"
"Well since you never harmed me during the summer and your killing me plans only ever happened at Hogwarts I assumed that the summer was off limits. So the deal is you're gonna have to wait till my ass gets back to Hogwarts." Harry ranted to his arch nemesis.
"Well that's quite the assumption, however right that may seem in your mind it still has no authority over me Harry Potter" replied a grinning Voldemort.
Harry sighed. "Look I have groceries I need to deliver I'm NOT fighting you alright so go back to where ever you came from." Harry bent down a little to pick up the food and started walking away a few seconds afterwords he heard many "crackles and pops."
"You have got to be kidding me" Harry yelled to the sky. Who else showed up was none other than Voldemort's followers.
"My lord it seems you have found the Potter boy." Said a death eater.
"Why yes it seems I have." Replied Voldemort with a growing smile.
Harry's body twitched a bit at the face Voldemort made to him. Why is he staring at me like that? Harry started moving again the last thing he wanted to do was fight a serial killer and his angry mob, wandless. & if I get called out for not bringing my wand well excuse me for not thinking this far ahead didn't know you could read the future. Harry was speed walking as best he could towards the house but he was stopped halfway by his terrible cousin.
"Ey' look it here the freaks bringing homegoods" Dudley shouted for the rest of his gang to hear. They started to surround Harry ready to make his life miserable but that activity was cut short by a smooth, velvety, and angry voice.
"Just what in Merlin's name are you doing?" Voldemort asked Dudley. "Who is he Harry a friend?" Voldemort's voice piqued at the end with a happy sound finally someone dear to him he could destroy in front of the boys face.
Harry was in mental turmoil as he tried to figure out a way to get everyone safe and sound out of the situation. I can only think of bargaining, Merlin please let this work.
"No he's not now leave or I wont give myself up." Harry said with little confidence.
Amused Voldemort turned to Harry and put both of his hands in his pockets. "You'll give yourself up to me Harry? Just like that no questions asked?"
"Oh, there'll be questions alright a bloody cauldron full now leave I've got things to do." Harry scorned at Voldemort.
Voldemort's smile grew wider at Harry's joke. A jokester till the end arn't you Potter? Your untimely death will be well worth the wait. The Dark lord chuckled to himself.
"Who are you lot?" Dudley demanded.
"Their my lot so go back to whatever it was you were doing." Harry was now starting to panic, if they find out he's my cousin he'll be dead for sure.
Hoping that Dudley got the hint Harry was proceeding to his destination. Just need to reach the barrier then I'll be safe. Harry finally made it to the front door and turned around to see if anyone was following him, they weren't. He didn't know why but didn't ponder on it there was a bigger problem Voldemort now knows where I live and I'm entirely screwed.
Please review I kinda want to know what ya think if you like the concept ^_^ which I hope you do O_O