Hiya and welcome to my 1st chapter in my new humor talk show......
Yu-Gi-Oh Weekest Link!! Since my other humor didnt work out i thought id try some
thing different (evil glare) and ive got my mallet ready!
^_^
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Disclamer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh blah blah blah you know how it goes
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Taylor:Hiya and welcome to The Weekest link!!! Now lets hear from our
contestants
Yugi:My name is Yugi Moto and I LOVE RUBBER DUCKIES
Yugi starts running around his podium anime style
Taylor:o....k next? O_o
Kaiba:Hello I am Seto Kaiba and Im the next Britany Spears! Pepsi for
those who think young (winks and holds out can of Pepsi)
Taylor:.......kill me.......next god forbid
Yami:Hello my name is Yami and I played a rubber duckie in a Bubble
bath commercial!
Taylor:OH NO THE WORST IS NEXT
Joey:Hey im Joey Wheeler and I am the 4th Powerpuff dudette
Taylor:.....god i am so outta here after this
Bakura:Hiya Im Bakura, I picked my nose once and after that i found a lolipop
and my moms engagement ring^_^
Tea:Hi im Tea the cheerleader for my little group I think (whispers)eggs
live (audiance throws eggs at her)
Tea:YOU MONSTERS(Picks up all the egg shells)
Tristian:Hiya Im Tristian Taylor and I keep my hair up with super glue!!
All:hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tristian:(mumble)
Yami Bakura:Im Yami Bakura and im gonna take over the world with
the things in my ears
Tristian:ILL GET IT OUT!!
Tristian uses his hair as a Q-tip and cleans out Yami Bakura's ears
Yami Bakura:~note to self:Kill Tristian after show~
Mai:Hey im Mai and I just got picked to be on a Teletubbie commercial
as PoPot
Taylor:Its PoPo
Mai: oh.....right....
Pegasus:Im Maxamillion Pegasus and I have Mickey mouse underwear on
Yugi:Ohhhhhhhh i have the same kind only in midget size!!!
Taylor:Ok its time to play the Weekest Link 3 min on da clock
Yami:Where am i again?
Taylor:Youre playing a game nitwit
Yami*confused look*:zork?
Taylor:.....On with the game start the clock
Taylor:Yugi what is this *holds up a paper*
Yugi:uhh is it a.....horse?
Taylor:No the correct answer is paper *link 0*
Yugi:Eggs are better with orange juice
Taylor:Kaiba
Kaiba*In girly voice*:what?
Taylor:What the hell did you just do
Kaiba:Ponies lay eggs
Taylor:...anyways what is 3x3?
Kaiba:290384757495487?
Taylor:No the correct answer was 9 other answers could have been:
Im just an evil villan cut me some freakin slack*link 0*
or
Ask a tree and itll have my answer confined in it
Kaiba:Jello anyone?
Distant Voice:Jello for all!!!
Jello rains into the studio
Tristian:Cool! another thing to gel my hair with
Taylor:mmmmmmm grape ^_^
Taylor:Ok, Yami?
Yami is not at his podium but a cute little puppie is
Taylor:Awwwwwwwww puppie!!!!!
Taylor goes and hugs the puppie
Taylor:Since i like puppies so much thats correct *link 500*
Taylor (with puppie in hands):Joey?
Joey:Ya?
Taylor:Was Tristian born with that hair?
Joey:Yup its a dissability
Tristian:Just cuz im special and youre not
Taylor:Oh....my....lord thats correctO_o
*link 1000*
Taylor:Bakura?
Bakura:Bank!
Taylor:What is Yugi's middle name (starts cracking up at the answer)
Bakura:(snicker) Googanhaimer
Yugi:You promised not to tell!@_@
Yugi starts chocking Bakura
Taylor:SECURITY!!!
Security takes Yugi back to his Podium
Yugi:Damn Albainian
Taylor:One more thing from you and ill get the mallet
Yugi:Eep
Taylor:Anyway correct *link 500*
Taylor:Tea?
Tea(in cheerleader outfit):RRRRREADY OK!! ^_^
Taylor:yyyyeeeeessssss anyways what is my favorite card?
Tea:ummmmm Pudding?
Taylor:.............im not gonna ask *link 0*
Taylor:Tristian?
Tristian: Ya?
Taylor:What is the attack power of the Blue Eyes White Dragon?
Tristian:ummmm is it 478574838748738775848374?
Taylor:no the correct answer was 3000*link 0*
Tristian:I Like cows
Taylor:Yami Bak?
Yami Bakura:You sick minded freak
Taylor*big smile*:i love being evil ^_^
Taylor:What did you steal from Maxamillion Pegasus?
Yami Bakura:umm his millenium eye?
Taylor*amazed*:oh ........sweet.....mother correct *link 500*
Taylor:Mai?
Mai:Talk to me..
Taylor:Do you like pudding?
Mai:ummm ya but popcicles are better
Tea:No pudding
Mai:POPCICLES
TEA:PUDDING
(this goes on for 5 min then author goes to next player)
Taylor:Pegasus?
Pegasus:Ya?
Taylor:Who is standing next to you
Pegasus:Ummmmm joe?
Kaiba:Whos Joe?
Pegasus:The empty pepsi can at the podium
Taylor:oh ill accept it *link 1000* and ill bank that for ya
Taylor:Times up!
Taylor:Okee dokee now its time to vote for who you think is the Weekest
link.
Voice:I wasnt paying attention so i dont know who the hell the strongest link is
Taylor:Its time to reveal who you think is the weekest link!
Yugi:Yami
Kaiba:Pegasus
Yami:Mai
Joey:Tristian
Bakura:Tristian
Tea:Tristian
Tristian:Tea
Yami Bakura:Tristian
Mai:Tristian
Pegasus:Me
Taylor:Yugi why Yami
Yugi:He doesnt like my babbit dress
Yami:well you spilled coffee all over Mr.Cudlewuddle
Taylor:Well with 6 votes Tristian you are the weakest link Good-bye^_^
(Backstage)
Tristian:Ponies...ponies...ponies
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So what did ya think? good huh stay tooned for the next round
Yu-Gi-Oh Weekest Link!! Since my other humor didnt work out i thought id try some
thing different (evil glare) and ive got my mallet ready!
^_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Disclamer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh blah blah blah you know how it goes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Taylor:Hiya and welcome to The Weekest link!!! Now lets hear from our
contestants
Yugi:My name is Yugi Moto and I LOVE RUBBER DUCKIES
Yugi starts running around his podium anime style
Taylor:o....k next? O_o
Kaiba:Hello I am Seto Kaiba and Im the next Britany Spears! Pepsi for
those who think young (winks and holds out can of Pepsi)
Taylor:.......kill me.......next god forbid
Yami:Hello my name is Yami and I played a rubber duckie in a Bubble
bath commercial!
Taylor:OH NO THE WORST IS NEXT
Joey:Hey im Joey Wheeler and I am the 4th Powerpuff dudette
Taylor:.....god i am so outta here after this
Bakura:Hiya Im Bakura, I picked my nose once and after that i found a lolipop
and my moms engagement ring^_^
Tea:Hi im Tea the cheerleader for my little group I think (whispers)eggs
live (audiance throws eggs at her)
Tea:YOU MONSTERS(Picks up all the egg shells)
Tristian:Hiya Im Tristian Taylor and I keep my hair up with super glue!!
All:hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tristian:(mumble)
Yami Bakura:Im Yami Bakura and im gonna take over the world with
the things in my ears
Tristian:ILL GET IT OUT!!
Tristian uses his hair as a Q-tip and cleans out Yami Bakura's ears
Yami Bakura:~note to self:Kill Tristian after show~
Mai:Hey im Mai and I just got picked to be on a Teletubbie commercial
as PoPot
Taylor:Its PoPo
Mai: oh.....right....
Pegasus:Im Maxamillion Pegasus and I have Mickey mouse underwear on
Yugi:Ohhhhhhhh i have the same kind only in midget size!!!
Taylor:Ok its time to play the Weekest Link 3 min on da clock
Yami:Where am i again?
Taylor:Youre playing a game nitwit
Yami*confused look*:zork?
Taylor:.....On with the game start the clock
Taylor:Yugi what is this *holds up a paper*
Yugi:uhh is it a.....horse?
Taylor:No the correct answer is paper *link 0*
Yugi:Eggs are better with orange juice
Taylor:Kaiba
Kaiba*In girly voice*:what?
Taylor:What the hell did you just do
Kaiba:Ponies lay eggs
Taylor:...anyways what is 3x3?
Kaiba:290384757495487?
Taylor:No the correct answer was 9 other answers could have been:
Im just an evil villan cut me some freakin slack*link 0*
or
Ask a tree and itll have my answer confined in it
Kaiba:Jello anyone?
Distant Voice:Jello for all!!!
Jello rains into the studio
Tristian:Cool! another thing to gel my hair with
Taylor:mmmmmmm grape ^_^
Taylor:Ok, Yami?
Yami is not at his podium but a cute little puppie is
Taylor:Awwwwwwwww puppie!!!!!
Taylor goes and hugs the puppie
Taylor:Since i like puppies so much thats correct *link 500*
Taylor (with puppie in hands):Joey?
Joey:Ya?
Taylor:Was Tristian born with that hair?
Joey:Yup its a dissability
Tristian:Just cuz im special and youre not
Taylor:Oh....my....lord thats correctO_o
*link 1000*
Taylor:Bakura?
Bakura:Bank!
Taylor:What is Yugi's middle name (starts cracking up at the answer)
Bakura:(snicker) Googanhaimer
Yugi:You promised not to tell!@_@
Yugi starts chocking Bakura
Taylor:SECURITY!!!
Security takes Yugi back to his Podium
Yugi:Damn Albainian
Taylor:One more thing from you and ill get the mallet
Yugi:Eep
Taylor:Anyway correct *link 500*
Taylor:Tea?
Tea(in cheerleader outfit):RRRRREADY OK!! ^_^
Taylor:yyyyeeeeessssss anyways what is my favorite card?
Tea:ummmmm Pudding?
Taylor:.............im not gonna ask *link 0*
Taylor:Tristian?
Tristian: Ya?
Taylor:What is the attack power of the Blue Eyes White Dragon?
Tristian:ummmm is it 478574838748738775848374?
Taylor:no the correct answer was 3000*link 0*
Tristian:I Like cows
Taylor:Yami Bak?
Yami Bakura:You sick minded freak
Taylor*big smile*:i love being evil ^_^
Taylor:What did you steal from Maxamillion Pegasus?
Yami Bakura:umm his millenium eye?
Taylor*amazed*:oh ........sweet.....mother correct *link 500*
Taylor:Mai?
Mai:Talk to me..
Taylor:Do you like pudding?
Mai:ummm ya but popcicles are better
Tea:No pudding
Mai:POPCICLES
TEA:PUDDING
(this goes on for 5 min then author goes to next player)
Taylor:Pegasus?
Pegasus:Ya?
Taylor:Who is standing next to you
Pegasus:Ummmmm joe?
Kaiba:Whos Joe?
Pegasus:The empty pepsi can at the podium
Taylor:oh ill accept it *link 1000* and ill bank that for ya
Taylor:Times up!
Taylor:Okee dokee now its time to vote for who you think is the Weekest
link.
Voice:I wasnt paying attention so i dont know who the hell the strongest link is
Taylor:Its time to reveal who you think is the weekest link!
Yugi:Yami
Kaiba:Pegasus
Yami:Mai
Joey:Tristian
Bakura:Tristian
Tea:Tristian
Tristian:Tea
Yami Bakura:Tristian
Mai:Tristian
Pegasus:Me
Taylor:Yugi why Yami
Yugi:He doesnt like my babbit dress
Yami:well you spilled coffee all over Mr.Cudlewuddle
Taylor:Well with 6 votes Tristian you are the weakest link Good-bye^_^
(Backstage)
Tristian:Ponies...ponies...ponies
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So what did ya think? good huh stay tooned for the next round