The Nobody Day-Care
Arts & Crafts
It was time for arts and crafts in the day-care for the little incomplete toddlers. It was always a fun time for them even if they were supposed to be without emotions. While Axel tried his best to create fire with craft sticks his best friend Roxas was eating glue out of the bottle as if it were a juice pouch. Larxene was ruining Marluxia's pipe-cleaner flowers that he had worked very hard on and Luxord was building a house of cards. Demyx, an awkward little boy, was painting with water colours while Saïx was drawing a picture of Roxas dead; he was jealous that the puppy-boy took his former best friend.
Zexion and Lexaeus sat away doing nothing but look at picture books while Vexen played with the pet hamster. After this day no one was to see the chubby creature again. Xaldin was trying to make a kite and Xigbar was going over to ask Xemnas what he was doing.
When the time of arts and crafts was announced the leader of the Nobody toddlers ran over to the macaroni, a giant bottle of glue and glitter. Ten minutes past, not that they could tell time, and the toddler was giggling manically in the corner.
"Hey Xemnas," Xigbar asked in his adorable kid voice, "Wha' are wou doin'?"
"Heh heh heh," the silver-haired Nobody laughed, "Ahahahahahahaha! It ish complete! I haf done it! Kingdom Hearts!"
The small, possibly demented toddler stood up, allowing his lesser Nobodies to behold his creation. His glittering, macaroni Kingdom Hearts art project. They all walk over mesmerized by the beauty. "Kingdom Hearts," all twelve of them said bowing to the creation. But then something tragic happened, their caretaker, Ansem the Jerk came in and took the macaroni sculpture. They all cried and then for lunch they ate mac and cheese.
"Cheesedom Hearts!" Xemnas shouted raising his bowl upon seeing a few sparkles in it.
"Cheesedom Hearts!" everyone repeated mimicking their leader.
Author's Note: Cheesedom Hearts is kinda the product of hunger around midnight while watching a friend replay Kingdom Hearts II...Now we consider all Macaroni and Cheese to be Cheesedom Hearts...Also I know it's supposed to be Ansem the Wise. But Ansem is such a jerk and I just couldn't help myself SERIOUSLY HE MADE ROXAS SAD! I got this crack-fic idea from making a keyblade out of jumbo craft sticks and duct tape(IT ACTUALLY-sorta-WORKED!). Anyway bye thanks for reading!