How can handcuffs get you pregnant? My friend and I were talking about some story or another when this phrased popped up. Naturally I turned to my muse and laptop for answers. Here is the conclusion…
"I HATE EVERYTHING!!"
"Uh… what is her problem?" Kiba asks, referring to the browned haired kunoichi that had just stormed across the room and slammed the door so hard it reopened from the force.
"She's late…" Is Neji's response as he continues to act as if nothing odd had just occurred.
"Oh." Kiba said, getting the short statement instantly. "By how long?"
"Three months…" Neji answered without looking up.
"Holy fuck! Why didn't you tell us she was pregnant?"
"Because you didn't need to know."
"Damn, how the hell did that happen?"
"Handcuffs." It was one word that each male, except the one that uttered it, was mulling over silently.
"How can handcuffs get someone pregnant?" Naruto asked stupidly and Kiba broke out into hysterical laughter not two seconds later. Neji was smirking along with Shikamaru and Shino's shoulders were shaking as he suppressed his snickering.
"Naruto do you expect us to believe that you spent three years with that perverted hermit and never came across the phrase 'sex toy'?" Naruto thought about this, his mind seemed to be on dial-up while everyone else had instant connections. (yeah, sue me for the internet connection refference). Finally the proverbial light popped on and Naruto blushed at his own stupidity. Kiba roared louder at the look on the blonde's face.
"Oh…" Naruto said quietly.
"There we go," Shikamaru said, acknowledging that Naruto now knew what the others did.
Yeah, it's short and I wanted to do a lot more but I'm really busy working on my Operation Dare story. Plus I'm trying to finish HP7 as fast as I can so I can discuss it with my mom, it's our little tradition after we finished the books to have a small conference and talked about our thoughts and ideas. Hooray for parental bonding! Oh, and I'm not specific but you can assume the brown haired kunoichi is Tenten if you know anything about Naruto. Right? Right...