Mmmwhahaha i wrote this listening to my little pony songs: P
" Haurhi, are you sure we should drop in on the boss? I don't think I have ever visited his home before." A very worried Kaoru said as he tugged on the brown haired girl's white sleeve. She slapped his hand away from her sleeve before sighing.
" You're pulling out my cotton sleeve. And I'm sure that we should visit him, he hasn't shown up at school in three days. He must be sick." She said and a doubtful Hikaru let out a sarcastic snort.
" If he was sick he still would have dragged his ass to school just to see Haurhi." The twin's comment was followed by an assortment of short laughs from the group of hosts.
Well, laughs came from everyone but Haurhi, who didn't get it at all. " What do you mean by that?" she asked.
Hikaru just sighed then pointed at the at the door " Never mind, just knock on the door." Haurhi looked at him questionably before knocking on the grand door. Before she could take a step back from the door, it opened and a very old woman with a kind smile revealed on the other side.
" Hello. May I help you?" she asked them and Hikaru and Kaoru responded to her at the same time.
" Yes we are looking for Tamaki. Is he here?"
The old woman frowned and started to walk away before stopping and waving to the group to follow. " Master Tamaki has been… rather busy for the past few days." She said before stopping in front of a white craved door. " This is his room." Was all she said before walking off and disappearing from sight.
" Haurhi, your it. You have to knock and open the door." Hikaru claimed as they all waited for something to happen. Haurhi sent him a death glare before knocking slightly on the door. No one answered so she slowly open the large door revealing a dark room with the only light coming from a small Television in the corner.
" Tamaki-senpai?" she called out softly, with the group of boys surrounding her. Everything was still and quite until they heard a low grunt. Which made all of them jump. They closed in on where the sound was coming from and Hunny, gasped.
"Tamaki-chan!" the blonde boy didn't move only emitted a small grunt before slowly turning to the group. His eyes where blood shot and ringed with black like he hadn't slept in days. His golden hair looked like rags and his PJ's were ruffled and dirtied with food stains.
" Have you guys come to watch T.V. with me? I have found the ultimate show…. My Little Pony. Look at this!" he shouted pointing at the television screen inches in front of him. On the screen it showed a pink pony singing something about smiling and the twins cringed.
"Boss! What happened to you? Why are you watching My Little Pony?" they asked the dirty boy.
The boy stared at them then back at the screen " Her name is pinkie Pie. She is the party pony. But my favorite pony is twilight sparkle, she reminds me of Haurhi."
The brown haired girl gasped in surprise then it turned to fury " What do I have in common with a Pony?! I'm a human, they are animals!"
The blonde boy glanced at her then back at the Television set. " She becomes an Alicorn you know? That means she is a princess. You're my princess Haurhi..." he paused then glanced at a white laptop that laid on his mess bed. " Look at this you guys!" he shouted at them then ran over to the laptop.
Grabbing it he raced his long fingers over the keyboard, then flipped the screen to show the others in the room." Look! Its Twilight Sparkle! Isn't she pretty!" which made all the group gag. It was basically a porn picture of a purple unicorn.
Haurhi grabbed the laptop from him and slammed it on the floor. " Your hurting my eyeballs with that!" she said and a heart broken Tamaki picked up the pieces of plastic and mother boards.
" Now how will I post on my blog?! I need a new computer now!" but before he could finish his demand, he stop dead as the theme song of my little pony came on. With a squeak of delight he rushed over to the T.V. and sat so close to it his face was mere inches away from the screen. That's when he started to sing along with the theme song. " My little pony, My Little Pony, ah ah ah ah ah, My little pony, I used to wonder what friendship could be, until you all shared it's magic with-"
Leaving Hunny, the twins, Kyoya, Mori and Haurhi with their mouths gaping open. " What Kind of spell is the boss under?" Kaoru asked.
Hikaru shrugged " None I suppose, maybe he just likes it." His statement sent the two gingers into a laugh attack. " Who would like a show like this? Its made for little girls."
Tamaki turned his head and his eyes glittered with fury. " It's not just for little girls! Grown men watch it too! If your so hypocritical then give it a try."
" I'm not watching that crap!" they all said at once. And Tamaki sent the puppy dog stare to them, which they all knew would break them sooner or later. Sighing the group sat down next to a very smelly Tamaki and started their first time watching the show.
TWO HOURS LATER
"MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AH AH AH AH AH,-" was all the little old maid heard coming from a chorus of voices upstairs.