Disclaimer: I own nothing of these shows!
(a/n By the way all this Nanny 911 stuff is total bullshit. I saw it on south park and laughed my ass off. Really I know nothing about the real show so forgive me if none of it makes sense. None of my fictional nannies are real)
"Hello I'm nanny Mc-fee" Said a very ugly fat women with extremely bad teeth. "I graduated the whales academy of nanying in 1972. I'm proud to say I have dozens of degrees in the area of child care."
"My name is Nanny Mc-Farlen." Said a second lady in desperate need of a nose job. She was blond and about in her 40's.
"And I'm Nanny Hooch, I graduated 1997 from the Oxford academy of nursing and annoying." Nanny Hooch was very skinny, like aunt Spiker from James and the Giant peach. She was an extremely spunky lady for someone dressed in all blue with a huge Texas shaped mole above her lip.
"And Today on Nanny 911 we will be traveling to Japan for a nanny emergency!" The ugly fat one was speaking now, and she had on a frilly white blouse, a tweed knee length skirt, black buckle shoes, white stockings, and a fuzzy red cape. It looked like she was from a bad 1950's movie.
"Yes, in this case we will be going to rescue Shigure Sohma. You see the Sohma household is plagued by troublesome and temperamental children!" Nanny Mc-Farlen finished talking and waved he hand about her head to cool herself down. She wore a Fuchsia jumpsuit.
Nanny Hooch took control of the conversation, "The Sohma's have any number of relatives staying with them at any time. People just come and go with barely any notice. They give Shigure no time on work on his novels, and no time to clean the home! So he has had to hire an orphan maid to do the chores for him. The maid is all purpose and sometimes has to help with repairs to damages caused by the two resident boys."
Hooch turned behind her and clicked on a large television set. Immediately on screen was Yuki flying thought the air over the dining room table. He crashed into the chair as he landed and summer salted over to the book case. Meanwhile Kyo was laughing his ass off in the corner until Books started hitting him in the face. He could be seen screaming something, and before long he retaliated by throwing a glass vase at his cousin. Shigure walked in just as Yuki leaped at Kyo, and was knocked to the floor instead. Kyo screamed something again and kicked Yuki in the head. "Well I think we've seen enough" Hooch turned the set off.
"Well I've never seen such violent children before in all my years of nannying." McFee looked a bit flushed in the face
"Yes I agree fellow nanny. This seems as thought it will be a tough assignment. Look how aggressive they were! And no respect for their elders I see!" Said Hooch
"I'd hate to see how the treat the poor maid! Hooch dear will you please play just the audio part of the tape?" Nanny Mc-Fee made her self more comfortable in her seat. Once she was done Nanny Hooch turned on a tape.
"you slimy rat! How dare you call me festering feline! Ill kill you, you sun of a bitch! ARRRRGGG"
There were loud crashed in the background, and Somebody moaned. "Kyo Yuki are you two fighting again?" this voice was harder to hear than the others Loud laughter drowned out the other voices, until.
"BAM! BAM BAM!" things could be heard hitting against something.
"Oh fuck you"
then there was a loud crash. Like the sound of breaking glass.
"ARRGG"
Somebody opened a door, "hello its Shigure what's going ONNN!" Something very large was knocked to the floor.
"take that retard!" BAM! "Respect your fucking elders"
Then the tape stopped.
Nanny hooch cowered in her chair in fear. Meanwhile The old fat one just blinked in shock. "Su.. Such language" She murmured.
"Well I'll have to tackle this problem headfirst! Because I can clearly see that your not up to the task McFee." Said Mcfarlen. She jumped up onto her lazy-boy and flexed her flabby arms. "When do I leave?"
Hooch snorted. "Dear McFarlen your forgetting the protocol in you haste? First we must explain to our viewers"
Nanny Mc-Fee's head bowed. "You see! she agrees with me!" (really she had fallen asleep)
"As our regular viewers know one of us is chosen to stay at the household for one week to fix the attitude problems within the home. In this case Nanny McFarlen has so graciously volunteered, and will be leaving immediately on the next plane out. Once there she will start to set down rules and disciplines for the obnoxious children."
Nanny Mc-Fee snorted in her sleep.
"Oh yes you right Nanny Mc-Fee! We forgot to mention something, In the case that I find no progress another nanny will be sent in my place and so forth." The 'women in desperate need of a nose job' picked up her purse and bowed to the audience. "Ou revior!" She walked off stage.
Hooch rolled her eyes. "Stay tuned"
a/n like OMG! Yes who will win the nannies or the Fruits! Stay tuned.