A/N – So since it is December 1st and is now there festive month each day (I hope!) until Christmas day and posting a final one on xmas day (maybe one on boxing day of the day after hehe) :3 I know this is done loads but hey im jumping on the band wagon! 24 days till Christmas and was anyone lucky enough to get an avengers advent calendar? I couldn't get any marvel related one this year L so I got a malteaser (I don't act my age im 16 shhh :P) ON WITH THIS!
It was early morning (at least by Tony's standards) and all was well in Sta- Avengers tower as it was now named much to Tony's dismay, all was well, the Avengers were sat around the table in the kitchen eating breakfast on china wear that cost more than Clint's leather jacket, they were all enjoying a nice breakfast cooked by Steve fresh this morning, everyone was sat around the table, casually conversing about life and how everyone was and the usual banter. Well until someone bought up what day it was…
"Um guys… what day is it today?" Tony asked, confusion covering his face.
"1st December Tony…" Steve sighed "Honestly if you didn't drink this much at night you wouldn't have this problem nearly every morning"
"Yeah Tony, invest in a calendar, sure you got enough to spring for a 5 bucks calendar…" Clint teased around a mouthful of Pancakes.
"Tiz the season to be jolly falalalalalalalalaaa" Tony sang
"What the actual fuck stark?" Natasha questioned staring at Tony like he was even more bonkers than he already was…
"IT'S THE MONTH OF FESTIVITIES GUYS! WE NEED A TREE A 50 FOOT TREE IT WOULD FIT I CAN BUILD A HOLE BIG ENOUGH THROUGH THE FLOORS OF A FEW FLOORS!" Tony all but screamed excitement written on his face.
"Really Stark?" Bruce sighed, rubbing his temples "I thought you got excited over a new suit design not a tree in your tower"
"GUYS! Its Christmas and this year is going to be bigger! BETTER! MORE FANTABULOUS THAN LAST YEAR! I CAN FEEL IT!" Tony shouted all out screaming the words at the end, it was a miracle he wasn't jumping up and down clapping….
"Well I guess it would be nice to celebrate it as a team" Steve mentioned sending a glance over towards the resident bad ass assassins who last year had been away on a mission over Christmas.
"All right guys its official! The Avengers! ARE GOING TREE SHOPPING! SUIT UP! Well get dressed and meet me in the garage in 10 minuites!" Tony ran off out of the room finishing his sentence as he ran, off to get changed.
10 minuites later all the avengers sans Thor who was in Asgard still after the whole Loki and dark elves incident, were assembled in the garage getting into one of Tony's many cars heading off on their merry way to go find the perfect tree while listening to Christmas songs by Tony's demand.
4 hours later and the Avengers had all retuned back to the tower with their tree that had taken several hours to pick since:
Steve wanted a Traditional bushy tree that smelt of Christmas and was prickly, that shedded needles everywhere.
Bruce wanted one that if he stepped on a needle barefoot or without shoes on he would not be in pain there for no risk of hulk outs. SO one that didn't shed in general.
Natasha wanted a tree that was around 7ft and was medium on the bushy scale of things.
Clint had wanted a full Christmas tree that was at least 85 foot high that he could climb and had strong enough branches for him to sit on and snipe the others with paintballs and nerf bullets from.
And tony well he wanted the biggest bushiest smelt like Christmas dropped needles tree he could find.
In the end they had settled on a 9ft Norwegian spruce that smelt of Christmas and needles were not to sharp like some others were, and that was fairly bushy yet none met Clint's demand for him being able to sit in it….
They left the tree in the communal area in the stand with water to allow the branches to drop ready for decorating tomorrow much to Tony's (and now Clint's) dismay.
A/N – What do you think? Bit naff but will hopefully be more entertaining tomorrow! :D
Might alter this chappie at later date I dunno….
and as i post this in scotland its 2nd december... OFF TO GO EAT MY ADVENT CALENDER! might wait till its light... since its midnight...
~LostHawk
