Adventure Time High.
Chapter one: Welcome to Candy Kingdom High
"This is bunk." Finn sighed leaning back into his wooden chair. "Since when did anyone even need school?"
"Since always, Finn. In fact, I find it rather tragic that none of you have received a proper education until my arrival." Mrs. AppleBell waved her ruler around in the air. "And it's only my first day, so you better not get into the habit of complaining, young man."
It had been a month since arrived at the Candy Kingdom, she was a teacher who traveled from a far away land in search of more students to teach. And although the Candy Kingdom had a lot of things, a high school wasn't one of them. In fact, most of the schools only went up to sixth grade. There was no high school- at least not before her arrival, and to everyone's dismay, Princess Bubble Gum was thrilled at the idea of a Candy Kingdom High School. C.K High was the new red brick building out in an open field, and it was taking a while for everyone to adjust. There were special classes that certain people had to take, there was a bell for classes, a bell for lunch, attendance, schedule, books, homework, everything that a normal school would have. But this wasn't a normal school. Sure, it had things like Math, Science, Language Arts and Social Studies, and even Gym, but after that the classes got weird. Extra classes like Art and Wood working were still around, but there we classes specially designed for certain students. For example, there was a class for only Princesses to take. It taught them to be proper, and how to act like a proper Princess. Then there were courses like the servant trades, were you learned to work under a Royalty and all the how-to knowledge of being a good servant. Normally, Finn and Jake would stay as far away from this disaster as possible, but since Lady Rainicorn was teaching Korean to a bunch of people as a class, Jake agreed that he too would teach a class. However, after gave Jake a few tests, she soon declined him as a teacher and in rolled him as a student. The school had plenty of teachers that had rounded up, and almost everyone was a student. To get a head start on a science project, Princess Bubble Gum worked all day on a portal rift that opened up into another dimension, after exploring said dimension she found that the world was filled with gender bents. Normally this would be weird, but in the Land of Oo, everyone just shrugs weird things like off. However, did not just shrug it off. After finding out what Princess Bubble Gum had done, she rounded up all the gender bents and hustled them all into the ordinal dimension, but not for research or anything Princess Bubble Gum wanted to do. simply wanted to teach them all, not allowing the gender bent version of her, to do it himself. Later to everyone's surprise, agreed to become the principle of the school, as wanted to stay a teacher. Annoying as this all was, it gave Finn reason to actually show up to school. He was curious about his gender bent, Fionna.
"Is it weird if I think she's cute?" Finn whispered to Jake who was rocking his chair in the desk next to his.
"Nah man, you're cute." Jake bopped him on the nose.
"Don't bop my noise, man." Finn said turning back around in his desk.
Finn eyed , she was tall with pale green skin, her hair was blond with a single vibrant red streak, and it was all pulled up in a tight bun on the back of her head. Her glasses were circle shaped and she was always wearing the same outfit of grey leggings, and a brown skirt that stopped just above her knees. She wore a thick belt and a white collared button down shirt that she wore buttoned all the way up. Jake said she looked like the type of person who got up early to iron her socks. Finn agreed that she probably did wake up before sunrise to iron the socks she never wore, because she was always wearing those grey leggings on her feet that were shoved into those annoying black short-heel shoes. You could hear her coming down the hallway five class rooms away, their clicks echoed like an impending doom, - at least, that's what Marshal Lee said.
"Marshal Lee." tapped her foot repeatedly. "Mr. Lee, wake up! This instant!"
"Hu? What?" Marshal rubbed his eyes as he hovered above his chair. "What? I wasn't sleeping. Just a long blink." He yet out a heavy yawn, showing off his fangs.
"I'm sure." replied flatly. "Now please, everyone. Settle down and eyes front as we begin the first day in C.K High!"
The class all turned to face her, though none of them looked half as excited as was trying to be.
"Now, I'll take attendance, and after that we can all do an introduction." pulled out a clipboard with a paper on it and a pen.
"WildBerry Princess?" called out.
"Here." She responded, standing on her chair. "I'm short, but I'm here."
"Yes, thank you dear." made a check mark by WildBerrys name on the sheet.
By the time she had gotten through it all, Finn had a pretty good idea on who everyone was in here. There was a good sized class, and Fin was happy he knew all of them, minus the gender bents that he- sort of knew. Kinda.
There was Princess Bubble Gum, and her gender bent, Prince Gum Ball, there was Marcelline and Marshal Lee, there was Fionna and Cake, Jake and Fin, WildBerry Princess and Prince BerryWild. There was also Flame Princess, - Who Fin couldn't even bring himself to look at, and her gender bent, Flame Prince.
"What class is this?" Princess Bubble Gum was the first to ask, and smiled.
"This class is your home room, you'll come here at the beginning of the day for morning attendance, and at the end of the day for evening attendance. Oh, and also on Fridays there will be a special time slot to come into your home room and do some fun games and such." reached into the bottom drawer of her desk and pulled out a stack of twelve papers. "It will be more simple after I hand out these, I'm sure."
went around and gave everyone their schedule, personally designed for each student.
"Yes!" Marcelline High-fived with Marshal Lee. "Music kids for life!"
"Princess Class?" Flame Princess groaned. "Are you kidding me? I wanted cooking!"
"You do have cooking." pointed out. "But you're a princess and must take Princess Class too."
"Well I'm happy I got Princess Class." Princess Bubble Gum said to Wild Berry Princess who smiled in return, she was also in Princess Class.
"You would." Marcelline snorted at her. "Makes me all the more glad I got Music and art."
"Music and... Prince Charming class, oh, what?!" Marshal Lee floated up to the front of the class. "What's this crap? There must be some sort of mistake."
"No mistake. Art for this semester is full, sorry, Marshal, you'll just have to make due." shrugged.
"I'm with Marshal, that class sounds like a turd party." Flame Prince burned up his sheet, to which almost immediately replaced.
"Don't lose these, or burn them, or eat them." scolded as she saw Marshal ball his up and throw it into the air, waiting for it to land in his open mouth. "They're important and they tell you which room you need to be in, in order to take the proper classes-"
"I'VE GOT MINE MEMORIZED!" Princess Bubble Gum slammed her on the desk.
blinked at her. "Er, well done, dear. But perhaps keep it just in case."
"Already ahead of you, Mrs. Apple." Princess Bubble Gum folded it neatly and slipped it into the front fold of a color coordinated binder.
"Try-Hard." Flame Prince coughed and Marshal laughed loudly. Princess Bubble Gum glared back at them both.
"Don't listen to them." Prince Gum Ball said placing a hand on her shoulder. "I think color coordinated binders are amazing! " He paused and did the 'Jazz-hands' for a few seconds.
"Dork." Marcelline sneered at him. "And to think PB could get any more dorky."
slapped her ruler on the table, silencing the laughter. "Students! Please! Be kind to one another! We haven't even gone through introductions yet!"
"Sorry, Mrs. Apple." Princess Bubble Gum said, clearly becoming the teachers pet.
"Front to back, lets start with you dear." said gesturing to Princess Bubble Gum.
Princess Bubble Gum stood up and smoothed her dress. "I'm Princess Bubble, ruler of the Candy Kingdom. I enjoy reading, and science, and- "
"No one cares, nerd." Marcelline shouted from the back row, despite the glare from Flame Prince still laughed.
"- And that's all..." Princess Bubble Gum sat back down.
"I'm next, and I'm the same- except I'm a boy!" Prince Gum Ball jumped up like it was the greatest thing in the world.
"Well no duh." Marshal Lee said with an eye roll. That's going to be the same deal for everyone here."
"Good point." Gum Ball said sitting back down with a sigh.
"So.. does that me introductions are.. over?" looked confused.
"Well, yeah. That's what you get for throwing a bunch of gender bents into the same school." Flame Prince slumped in his desk.
opened her mouth to reply, but was cut off by the ringing of the bell. Everyone gathered up their things and filed out the door.
"What class do you have next?" Fin asked Jake who was right behind him.
"Adventurers 101" Jake replied thinly, clearly not impressed.
"Same." Fin sighed. "Do you think this school business in a load of crud?"
"Yep." Jake said, but then followed up with. "But I gotta do it. I have to finish High School, that way next year I can become a teacher with Lady Rainicorn."
"What about adventuring?" Fin felt his stomach turn, worried that his best friend was going to forget all about him.
"Don't worry man." Jake said reading his mind. "If I become a teacher, I'll probably get bored of it in a week and quit."
"Hey Fin!" Lumpy Space Princess floated over to him. "Are you in home room 206?"
"Yeah." Fin said lazily, scanning the room numbers on the doors as he walked by.
"Shut up, oh my lumps, I'm in home room 205! I'm right next door." She said waving her arms around.
"Wow, great." Fin said dully as he moved around PepperMint butler who was shoving lose papers into his locker.
"See you later!" Lumpy Space Princess waved as she headed into a class room.
"What was all that flub about, Finn?" Jake asked with a little grin. "Something happen between you two or something?"
"Nope." Finn brushed it off bringing his schedule closer to his face. "Where's this room anyway?"
"Over here."
An all familiar voice said, and Jake and Finn both cringed. It was Lemon Grab, the maths teacher. He was done up in a fancy suit, BMO in his hand.
"Oh, hey Lemon Grab." Finn said walking over to the class room door where he was waiting.
"That's Mr. Grab to you two. Now take this calculator, hurry up before you're both late." Mr. Grab ushered the two into the class were other students were already sitting.
The gum drop brothers waved hello from the front row as Finn and Jake took a seat behind them. Mr. Grab wrote his name sloppily on the board with white chalk, making screeching noises once in a while to imitate the chalk. Resting his chin in his hand, Finn sighed. This was the first day of High school, and he knew that if this all kept up it was going to be one boring year. As Mr. Grab finished writing down his name, there was a knock on the door he had just finished closing.
Mr. Grab walked over and opened the door. "What's this? You two are late I see. The bell went five minutes ago."
Flame Princess and Marshal Lee were giggling a little bit as they tried to apologize, and Mr. Grab screamed at them that being late was unacceptable, - which only made them laugh harder.
"What's so funny?" Finn asked turning around in his seat as Flame Princess and Marshal Lee took a seat in the back row behind him.
Flame Princess ignored him, as always, but Marshal was the one to answer first anyways.
"We stopped by History class, you won't believe who's the teacher there!" Marshal held his stomach as if he was about to break into another laughing fit. "It's the Ice King!"
"What?!" Jake said spitting out the pencil he was chewing on. "They let that screw ball be a teacher but not me?"
"Yeah," Flame Princess said looking at Jake. "I can't believe it either. It's bad enough that I had to take History, but now that's he's the teacher- Well, lets just hope that he's always wearing fire proof underwear." She sat back and crossed her arms as Marshal laughed.
"Class, please." Mr. Grab screeched. "Everyone, we're going to the front office to get your lockers assigned which they should have done during home room block, but that time frame is unacceptable."
As they shuffled down the hall way in a big group, they lined up to were and were handing out locks with numbers and a slip of paper with the code.
"Wheres your locker?" Finn asked Jake who was scanning over his paper.
"Down in the Social Studies Hall. What about you?"
Fin sighed. "Near the foods room, I think."
"Foods room? There's a cooking class here?" Jake said licking his lips. "Sign me up!"
"Yeah." Fin said looking down the hallway. "It's taught by Tree Trunks."
"You know what dude," Jake said stretching his arm up around Fins shoulder. "Maybe school won't be so bad after all, in fact it sounds kinda fun!"
"You think so?" Fin didn't sound so sure.
"Well yeah! You get to eat in foods class and at lunch, plus there's gym which you'll like, and Adventurers 101 is taught by Billy's son, Bobby."
"What!?" Finn screamed turning to Jake.
"I said you get to eat at-"
"No not that, the last part!" Finn bounced up and down. it had been rumored that Billy had a son before he parishes, but no one knew where he was. It was said that he took a year after his father died to travel the world and find him self. Fin could hardly believe that after all that time Bobby would show up here.
"Yeah man, I ran into him in the cafeteria, said he found his calling in teaching great adventurers to be even greater. Just like his dad."
"Oh my glob." Fin said nearly having a panic attack. "You mean I have a class that's taught by Bobby. Thee Bobby, son of Billy!?"
"That's right." made his way over to Finn. "Only the best of the best teachers for C.K high."
Looking around the school full of students holding their locks with big smiles on their faces, it was clear that High school might not be so bad after all. Everyone was happy and excited. Princess Bubble Gum and Prince Gum Ball were looking over the science hall, Marcelline and Marshal Lee were looking around the art room and gasping in awe at all the instruments in the Music room. Even Flame Princess was talking to TreeTrunks about joining cooking class, saying how she could speed up the baking and be a big help, for a few extra credits of course. As Princess Bubble Gum geeked out over the size of the library, Fin couldn't help himself.
"School is Awes-mazing!" He shouted loudly as he put both his fists into the air.
Everyone else chimed in with agreement, and as the first day at C.K high came to a close, it was clear that everyone, even bad boy Marshal Lee would be returning tomorrow. Maybe even on time.
Authors note:
That concludes chapter one of Adventure Time High. It's going to be a bit of a slow start as I allow all the characters to get adjusted before the story really takes off. This chapter was the first, so it's shorter then the rest of the chapters. (This chapter was about 3000 words, the other chapters from here on out will be around 5000 words.) So leave lots of feedback and tell me what you think! Thanks!
-PinkPeaches
WARNING:
The reason there's a M rating on this story is because in this chapter there are curse words, - which is more of a T rating - but in later chapters their will be sexual explicit situations so I ask you, as readers, to take responsibility for the content that you read, and of this chapter have been warned of the following;
-Corse Language
-Violence
-Sexual material and scenes.
-Explicit content.
*Suggested age is over 13 at the very youngest.*
You have been warned.
Thanks for reading!
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