Just a scenario i thought of when i was thinking when trying to get a Wynaut in ORAS ,but like always the other idiot took it to far. still this is a really funny/weird story that i hope you like

ash and his two companions have just left town-that-is-more-like-a-village-because-only-three-people-live-in-it-town and heading to the pokemondaaaaaa… wait the fuck, he now has a child, i know that the bitch was sexy but dddddddaaaaammmmmnnnn son you work fast… oh wait its just that nerds sister oh well never-mind they heading to the pokemon daycare were sex thrives.

"PIKA PIKA PIKAAAA" Pikachu said. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU YELLOW ATTENTION WHORE. GEEZ YOUR GETTING SO ANNOYING YOU BITCH. I got an idea lets stop by route 126574970743 and drop him off at a daycare."

"GOOD IDEA" nervously said the stupid male cunt.

So the kids traveled to the daycare. but on the was the stopped a pokemon center because they have no stamina and need a break every five minutes.

"um serena can you do me a favor" clemont was so shaky he looked like he was having an epileptic fit

"wat" replied the prostitute

"well um a well aaaahhh you know how we are going to the pokemon daycare

"yeeeeaaaa"

"and ah well Bonnie has never been taught sex-ed and now were going to the pokemon daycare i think its time she knew about the pidgeys and the beedrills.

"Come on guys what we waiting for" Bonnie said harmlessly.

"weellll see there Bonnie we need to talk." "do you know where you came from." Serena said

"Yes a fearow brought me in a blanket." Bonnie said

"ha ha you're stupid Bonnie" ash mocked "every body knows baby are found in a pumpkaboo patch!"

" LOL FUCK NO. VAGINAS VAGINAS BABIES COME FROM BIG FAT VAGINAS VAGINAS MOTHERS GO THROUGH 9 MONTHS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN JUST TO BE UNAPPRECIATED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES VAGINA VAGINAS DADDY STICKS HIS WOOD IN YOUR MOMMY'S VAGINAS!"

"oh… so that's what its used for" both kids said.

2 hours later

"Were here the nerd said." Ash and the companions walked in the daycare center. Their they were greeted by an old man and woman. " HELLO there kiddys what would you like to do."

"EWW" Cerina shouted and she pointed to the bottom of her 500 dollar ugg boots where she found a sperm. "AWE look Bonnie's holding a balloon." Said the nerd. Bonnie sat holding the white balloon. "what? THAT'S NOT A BALLOON!" It was a condom. Bonnie caught AIDS and then died.

"at least she know about the pidgeys and the beedrills" Clemont said.

"Its OK said the old lady my husband will burn her." The old man brought Bonnie and threw her in a fire."

"UHH well here's my PIkachu I want you to watch him for a while." Let me bring him in the back said the creepy old lady. (:

"where the Fuck am I" PIkachu woke up and was in a dark room on a bed surrounded by bars.

"DITTO" A mysterious sound came out of nowhere.

"WHAT THE….".

"DITTO" a pink jelly pokemon hopped on to poor Pikachu rapping him

"AHHHH" Pikachu explained. Ditto created a penis and fucked Pikachu leaving blood every where. This went on for four years Ash had beat the league in 8 other regions and finally came back for his little mouse.

He was greeted by the same old man who smelt like peanuts. He shouted "here's your mouse and an egg"