Chapter One
Naruto couldn't believe he was stuck with the closet pervert of all people as his teacher.
"He'll teach you better than I could" Kakashi had claimed.
Yeah right Naruto thought I'm not worth training because I don't have the Sharingan like that bastard, Sasuke.
"Pay attention, scum" Ebisu bellowed at the fact he was not paying attention to his speech.
That wasn't helpful. All he did was point out my faults and brown nose Sasuke. For Christ's Sake! He's not even here! Are they worried he has hidden cameras somewhere and he will bring down the wrath of the Uchiha (note: they're all dead who cares?). Aw, screw it. I leave the village and train on my own.
"You know, you don't have to train me. I can train myself. I've been do fine for the past, oh, I don't know, twelve years," Naruto snapped. " As a matter of fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do." With that he marched off.
Naruto's feet carried him back to his apartment. He immediately began packing. He was leaving. Brat, what the hell do you think you're doing? You realize that leaving won't change anything; they'll just go and get you. Naruto smirked when he heard Kuubi's voice in his head. The boy and fox had long since made their peace with each other. Though, Kuubi still liked to torment him. No, they won't. Especially if they find a note saying that I've gone training and I'll be
back in a month. If I say that I'm training in the forest then they won't even think about it. I disappear in there all the time. Kuubi purred at him. Now that's the creative mind I helped create.
Naruto laughed out loud at this. Yes, Kuubi was more of a father than a demon to Naruto. Kuubi liked playing with the boy. When Naruto was younger, he would run off and play in the forest. Kuubi would leave the kit's body and watch over him. Naruto never did figure out that the fox that watched and play with him was in fact the demon that resided in him. Kuubi still did that when the kit would take walks in the forest, to clear his troubled mind.
Naruto packed his scrolls, ninja gear, first aid kit, and some ramen. He would pick up the rest of his things from a friend.
Naruto wrote a note, taped it to his front door, locked the said door, and was gone before the sun had set. No one checked on the empty apartment until the next day, around noon. Iruka came by to see if Naruto wanted to go get some ramen. Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke walk with him to tell Naruto about a mission for the next day. They were surprised at the note.
Everyone,
I'm off training in the forest for a month. Don't bother to come get me, you could look in the same clearing that I'm standing in and not find me. Sasuke, you had better train while I'm gone. Sakura, you too. Kakashi - don't come and check on me. I won't be using chara.
Iruka- look after my apartment please. Tell Old man that I left and not to worry. I'll make sure to keep my food supply stocked, and I promise to get at least 5 hours asleep at night.
Oh, and to the villagers, I don't have anything to vandalize. Except my bed and my kitchen. And the kitchen, there is no food or whatnot in there. Plus it's still damaged from the last week when you broke in. You should probably wait until I fix it up. Then continue making my life a living hell.
See you all in a month.
Naruto
" That little moron," Sasuke sighed. Why can't he just stay in one place long enough for me to tell him how I feel? Sasuke knew the boy was gay, as he was. He was sure of it, and he was sure that Naruto didn't realize it yet. Well, there goes any thought of restoring my clan. Sasuke smirked at this. He wasn't really upset at this at all.
Iruka was in perfect agreement with Sasuke, Naruto was a moron. If he thought that Iruka wasn't going to worry, he had another thing coming. Iruka would worry about Naruto until he was eighty, old, decrypted.
Sakura didn't mind that Naruto had left at all. It gave her more time to be with Sasuke. Maybe she could cure him of his "disease." Oh, she knew he was gay, and that he liked Naruto, but she was going to give it a shot. Hopefully, she could get him to turn bi. "Sasuke, want to go on a date with me?" "No."
Kakashi was surprised that Naruto told him not to check on him. He normally would have told Kakashi to look in on him so to let Iruka know that he was ok. Well, he'd just go and check on Naruto anyway. After he bought the new book of Come Come Paradise. Heehee.
They all turn and went they respectable ways. Never realizing that in a blink of an eye, they let Naruto leave their world and would enter a world where he would be happy. Never knowing he would bring them with him. Everyone, including the village.
That is no one realized, except one. One old man that lived through many wars and the Fox demon attack. One man, who incidentally, happened to like Naruto, and knew where he was going.
Of course this was because Naruto told him on his way out, that he was leaving. Talking to this old man was hard to do. Not because the man hated people, which was true, but because of where the old man lived.
He lived in a wall...(weird...I always wondered what would happen to the guy when the giant snake destroyed the wall around Konoha.