"The Night When Meta Knight Got a Butt"
Starring the amazing voice talents of Meta Knight
To the tune of "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
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Meta Knight was my name
And I served for a royal pain.
'Til too much toilets came
And made me feel left out again.
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In the bathrooms of Dedede,
Waddle Dee's one and two'd as they pleased.
But my curry, it was super-spiced
And that night, I finally had realized…
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THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
It was a really great butt!
THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
And all the freaks were singing!
They went: "BUUUTT! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Buuuuuutt!"
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Then the next day, I had to pee.
After drinking too much of that tea.
I freaked out 'cause no stalls were free
And a line of angry Waddle-Dee.
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Now I don't mind hanging 'round
And I don't care if no can's to be found
But I didn't have to one
I had to two.
But all those Dees…
Unlucky for them I was right about to…
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THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
It was a really great butt!
THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
And all the freaks were singing!
They went: "BUUUTT! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Buuuuuutt!"
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Like all those who have hides,
I will drop the tooks.
And like all the folks without them,
Who show off their good looks.
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I have bat wings, and a silver mask
And a sword that can stand up to the task.
And I swear by the warriors before me
I'm gonna do my best to contain this vicious diarheeeeee…
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THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
It was a really great butt!
THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
And all the freaks were singing!
They went: "BUUUTT! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Buuuuuutt!"
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THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
It was a really great butt!
THE NIGHT WHEN META KNIGHT GOT A BUTT!
And all the freaks were singing!
They went: "BUUUTT! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt! Buuuuuutt..."