Hey people, I'm writing a one-shot, wish me luck and review

"Your soul is mine, kishin. Prepare to die"

The gang was in Las Vegas collecting a kishin soul and decided to have a little fun in the casinos. That was all Maka Albarn remembered of last night

"Ugggghhh" she groaned "my head hurts"

She looked around the room she woke up in. She was on a bed, and soul was hanging off of the other side drooling. On the ground she could see black*star moaning on the ground and Tsubaki was sleeping next to him. On the other side of the room Kid was in the fetal position, mumbling about rainbows or something. Patty was hugging kid while she slept, and Liz was inside the closet, apparently shirtless and very hung over. The room appeared to be a cheap motel, and Maka wondered how they got there.

She looked across herself for damage, and saw a glimmer. She looked closer, and saw that she was wearing a wedding ring

She gasped, and checked the room for a matching ring to see who her husband was, and found it resting on soul's finger

"I-im married?" she said with a confused voice "to soul?"

Her thought was disturbed by the horrified cries of a young shinigami

"SWEET SHINIGAMI MY GORGEOUS BUTTOCKS' SYMMETRY IS RUINED!"

"Kid, what the hell are you talking about" everyone groaned as his panicked cries woke them up

"MY BEAUTIFUL LEFT BUTTOCK HAS A TATTOO! AN ASSYMETRICAL TATTOO! OF A FREAKIN RAINBOW! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREAK OUT!"

"JUST SHUT UP! I ALREADY HAVE A HEADACHE WITHOUT THE SCREAMING!" a very hung-over Tsubaki screamed from across the room. It's amazing how much an irritating ocd kid and a hangover change a person.

"Wuzzgoinon?" Liz yawned as she sat up in the closet, and everyone blushed

"Liz, your um, shirt….." Maka said

She looked down and blushed as she backed into the closet and shut the door

Soul and the other guys got raging nosebleeds, and Maka picked up the nearest object and slammed it into their skulls.

"Damn it Maka, don't hit me with the lamp!" soul complained

"Sorry, I didn't see any books lying around" she said, giggling

Soul reached up to rub his aching skull, and noticed a golden glimmer on his hand. He looked down at the wedding band, and saw Maka wearing a matching one

"Me and Maka….. Married?" he said, sounding shocked

"HAHA SOUL, YOU GOT DRUNK AND MARRIED THE FLAT CHESTED BOOKWORM" Black*star said as he laughed his ass off

Maka chopped him again with the lamp

"H-Hya ha…" he said as he fell to the ground unconscious

"So" Maka said slowly "were married. I suppose we should get an annulment or a divorce or someth-"

"You know Maka" soul interrupted "this may not be a bad thing"

Maka grinned as he pulled her closer

"YAY HAPPY ENDING" patty screamed in joy from the other side of the room

"Wait, what's papa gonna think" Maka said, panicking

Souls jaw dropped as he thought of what spirit would do to him

"Oh shit"

Ok, im done.

REVIEW OR YOU SHALL SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS THE GREAT BLACKSTAR ( beaten unconscious with a lamp)