Zack: Maddie is so hot
Cody: Get a hold of yourself. She's not that pretty
Zack: Don't you dare say anything mean about Maddie. She's so cute in that mini skirt
Cody: Ya, sure, whatever. I met this girl at school, she is the hottest girl I have ever seen
Zack: Sweet, Can you hook me up with her?
Cody: No! Your crushing on Maddie. Plus I met her there's no way that she can mistake me for you
Zack: Maybe she can't and maybe she can
Cody: If you tough my girl I'm going to tell mom
Mom: Tell me what?
Cody: mom, Zack is trying to hook up with a girl I like
Mom: Zack is this true? I thought you were crushing on Maddie, which will never go out with you
Zack: How can I give up crushing on hot young girls?
Mom: Maybe you should control yourself
Zack: Okay I'll try. I'll try not to look at the pretty girls. I'll just look at Agnus all day
While Zack and Cody are at school, Zack can't control himself. Cody turns at a corner where Zack was. Cody couldn't believe it.
Cody: You nosey little backstabbing jerk. You said you would control yourself. But I knew it. I knew I couldn't believe you
Zack: What she was the one that mistaked me for you. I knew that was going to happen
Girl: So your saying that your Cody and the one I'm kissing is Zack?
Zack and Cody: Yup!
Girl: Cool. C'mon Zack lets ditch this loser
Zack: Okay! Lets go!
Cody: Zack, how could you be such a jerk. I never want to talk to you ever again
Zack: okay!
When Cody goes back to the hotel, he goes and talks to Maddie
Cody: Hey Maddie
Maddie: Hey Cody. What's wrong?
Cody: My loser of a brother is hooking up with a girl I like
Maddie: Wow, what a jerk. Are you going to try to get back at him?
Cody: I'm thinking about it. I just don't know what to do
Maddie: Hey I know what you can do!
Cody: What?!
Maddie: You can go to the girl and tell her something really nasty about Zack. Something that would gross her out!
Cody: Hey you might have a point. I have the perfect thing that will gross her out to death
Maddie: See Cody. It's all up here in the noggin
Cody: Thanks Maddie! You're the best!
Maddie: Anytime Cody, anytime
Cody goes upstairs to his suite and before he goes in he starts to fake cry
Cody: (crying) I hate my life (x3)
Mom: Oh honey what's wrong?
Cody: (sniffling) Zack didn't keep his promise
Mom: Why? What did he do?
Cody: He tried to hook up with the girl I like. He also was kissing her in the hallway because she mistaked me for Zack
Mom: Oh it's okay, here I'll order room service and you can get whatever you want, how do you like that?
Cody: That sounds great!
Cody's Mom gets the phone and talks to Mr.Mossby
Carey: Hey um Mr.Mossby
Mr.Mossby: What do you want now Carey I'm with a customer!
Carey: It's just really quick
Mr.Mossby: Oh fine what is it?
Carey: When you see Zack tell him you need to talk to him
Mr.Mossby: What should I say to him?
Carey: Just ask him what he did at school and stuff like that
Mr.Mossby: Ok
Carey: Oh and one more thing
Mr.Mossby: WHAT!
Carey: OK calm down, can you transfer me to room service?
Mr.Mossby: Sure, bye
Later that day, Zack comes through the hotel revolving door. Mr.Mossby runs to Zack and starts talking to him
Mr.Mossby: Hello Zack, may I talk to you for a moment?
Zack: Sure
Mr.Mossby: Zack, just like to know, what was school like today?
Zack: It was pretty good
Mr.Mossby: What did you do?
Zack: Nothing really. Look I got to go to my suite
Mr.Mossby: Ok, bye!
Zack goes up to his suite and opens the door. His jaw dropped.
Zack: Mom, is this all for us?!
Mom: No, it's for Cody
Zack: Why just Cody?
Mom: Because you did something mean to your brother. You said you would control yourself
Zack: Hey it's not my fault that she mistaked me for Cody and plus Agnus wasn't at school today
Mom: But then you admitted that you were Cody. You are grounded for the rest of the week and you are never allowed to see that girl again in your life
Zack: But Mom!
Mom: No buts, take this apple. It's the only thing you get. Now go to your room and do your homework
Cody: Thanks Mom, you're the best!
Mom: I know I am