Okay, so i'm well into the eighth chapter and I realized that the original summary plot differs from the opening summary. Here is the real summary.

A new face has appeared at Fairy Tail and it seems that he knows some secrets of about Gajeel's past. Learn about the dark secrets of what lies deep within. Crack Pairing and Main: Loki and Gajeel and the side pairing is Natsu and Gray.

Okay so this is my very first fanfic. So, I don't care if you flame or write bad things, because hey, if you comment that means that you read this at least.

I know your first reaction. What the hell? Loki and Gajeel together? Yes this is a crack pairing and yes it must be random.

I came up with this pairing while playing with my Tarot cards. Yes, I mean my Tarot cards. Fortunetelling is real and therefore this pairing is real!

Yeah, I really did use them. And the name of the box was Arcana, so do the math.

I don't own Fairy Tail, nor the characters. One thing I do own? This crazy mind that managed to come up with this. Bwahahahahaha.

Written by Naitomeaberu and 1CrazyEater1 a.k.a. Tercra.

Anyways have fun reading this, and leave a review. Flame or not.

Lucy POV.

"You freakin' pervert!"

And there goes a chair.

"You damn flame–brained idiot!"

And there goes a table.

"Stop fighting you idiots!"

And there goes a newly repaired wall. Well at least they stopped.

"Lu-chan! How's the progress on your novel?"

"Not so well actually. I need a new idea for the next scene."

Levy peered over to look at Natsu's and Gray's bickering.

"Trying to get ideas out of the two bickering love-birds?"

I sighed. "Those two just do the same thing every day. Nothing new; nothing good; nothing to write."

Loki walked by the table; guess he's on his daily walk out of the spirit world. An idea occurred to me.

"Hey Loki!" He turned his head in my direction.

"Lucy! What's up? You haven't summoned me in a while so I was bored."

"Any new gossip from the spirit world?"

"Not really. Aquarius had a small argument with Scorpio, but they made up."

"Well that's not interesting at all." Levy complained. She looked around before locking her eyes on someone. "Gajeel! Come over here!"

Gajeel grunted, but came over nonetheless. "What do you want?"

Levy POV.

Oh, this is going to be fun. I have a new idea for Lu-chan's story. It's a good thing I have Gajeel wrapped around my little fingers.

Gajeel's POV.

"What do you want?" Levy was next to the Heartfilia girl; staring at me with that stupid smile of hers again.

I walked over, yes I actually walked over. No I'm not devoted to carry out her very whim, but she's one of the very few that actually welcomed me here into the guild; even after I beat her up. I just want to make it up to her for treating her that way, you know? So yeah, I walked over but not to close. She wasn't that special and she always had this weird aura when she calls me, so yeah.

Levy POV.

I smiled. I knew he would let his guard down when I do this.

"So Gajeel?"

"Ah?" Oh, his face when I ask this question. Snicker inwardly.

"Have you been in any relationships?"

And the usual coughing and hacking. Oh, how adorable, he's blushing.

Loki POV.

Poor Gajeel, He's been subjected to Levy's true nature.

Gajeel POV.

"What the hell? What kind of question is that?"

Cough. That was the least of what I expected.

"I just wanted to know if you have been in a relationship with anyone."

"Hell no"

Lucy POV.

Gajeel's more innocent then I expected. He just ran to the other side of the room.

Mirajane POV.

"Master, it seems like they're teasing Gajeel again. I feel sorry for the poor guy."

Master peered over to my direction from his usual spot. He grinned.

"Ah don't worry; I've already gotten that covered. I got him a friend to play with."

Sheesh, why does he always have to treat Gajeel like a cat. Oh well, it's not my place to interfere.

And Natsu just flew out the front entrance.

Gray POV.

"Fire-spitting retard!"

The damn bastard dared to put red pepper sauce in my strawberry shaved ice! Strawberry shaved ice! Well, it's good that Erza had to go a few minutes ago. I need to blow off some steam beating this guy.

Natsu POV.

"Hah! He deserved that! Taste the spicy hot habanero red pepper sauce! Let it burn!"

The bastard tampered with the shower (Lucy's by the way.) and now only cold water comes out. Friggin freezing cold water! It's autumn for pete's, whoever the hell he is, sake. As I stood up, I felt something collide with my back. A small eep rang before the stranger fell to the ground.

Gray POV.

I don't hear anymore of the flame-brained idiot. Did that hit knack him unconscious? Nah, he'll be fine… I think. Whatever that idiot can go and burn in the center of hell, not like I care.

Natsu POV.

Now normally I would get angry if someone interrupted my fight, but for some reason I couldn't help but feel happy around this guy. His green(1) hair stood out in all different directions and was cut unevenly here and there, but it had this pure feeling to it. His eyes, however, gave a different feel from the seemingly pure hair color. His cold, bloody crimson eyes seemed as if it saw through me and into my heart.

The stranger smiled as he closed his eyes, the murderous aura dissipating instantly. He ran his hand over my guild mark before breaking out into a large grin.

"Fairy Tail? M'i right?" His accent slurred, but his voice had an attractive sound.

I was about to answer when I felt forcefully kicked away.

Gray POV.

"Yah fire-spitting newt! Don't run away from our fight to go hitting on a girl!" My foot connected to his right side, before kicking him a good ten feet away.

"Did the pepper burn your tongue as well as your eyes? Look closer, that's a guy you moron!"

Ah now that you mention it no chest, and the fact that this guy is like half a head taller than me.

Well he's wearing a really baggy white shirt and super tight pants, and the last time I checked; there were no guys wearing that kind of clothing around here.
He grabbed my hand before shaking it furiously.

"S'a nice to meet'cha! Name's Arcana. You're one of e'm fairy tail members too aren't ya?

Mirajane POV

"Master is this the friend you mentioned about before?"

Natsu and Gray are (gasp) sitting next to each other, (gasp) calmly listening to the green-head stranger that came with them.

Master sat in his usual spot admiring the scene before him.

Natsu POV

"Uh so? What business do you have with our guild?"

Well, it seems that he knows Master Makarov. So, I guess he's okay.

"I's told to come here by someone."

He doesn't open his eyes; how the heck does he see?

"By who? One of your friends is here? Or maybe it's the old man."

At this very moment, Gray is stripping himself of his shirt.

"Master. Seems' I'm needed to accomplish something fa him."

"Accomplish what?" Gray asked.

Arcana slowly lifted his pointer finger to his lips and tapped it twice.

"That's s'a top secret matter!"

"If you were told to come here, then that must mean."

"Im'a joining your guild!"

"What?" Both Gray and I shouted.

Gajeel POV

Fire dragon slayer and his ice friend are making a ruckus again. What the hell are they doing?"(2)

I looked over to see that they were chatting up a storm with a green-haired person. Wait, where have I seen that green hair before?

"You're joining! No way! Awesome, what type of mage are you?"

The fire dragon slayer is practically spitting out fire.

"Natsu! Stop freaking out the new guy." Gray punched the latter. "Well anyway, make yourself at home Arcana."

Wait.

Arcana?

The Arcana?

He's got to be joking.

Instantly my feet raced over to the area where they were sitting. My hand forcefully grabbed the guy's shoulder to turn him around so I could get a good look at his face.

Shit.

It's Arcana alright.

"What the fuck are you doing here, Arcana?"

His little smirk broke out into a full out grin.

"Why hello to you too, Jeel-chan."

(1). I heard that green was a very calming color and supposed to represent peaceful feelings. Psychology says so.

(2). I don't know if any of you noticed but yes, that was supposed to be a sexual joke. XP. I failed at that.

Naito: I'm Hungry~~~!

Tercra: You're always hungry.

Naito: Why aren't you hungry? It's your name, see "Crazy" "Eater."

Tercra: Because I don't think about my hunger.

Naito: *Glares* Don't forget to leave a review. Comments would make this one very happy.