This "story" was written by me and my friend Sailor Kirby (Who has her own
FF.Net account, but didn't want to use it, for some reason. Nobody, not
even her, knows why.). Sailor Kirby typed.
We like HAIKUS (sorta)! So here's one.
Yusuke is not ours Neither is this awesome show So there, you losers (Okay, you guys aren't really losers.)
"Happy Birthday Urameshi!" Kuwabara cheered. Hiei glared around the room. Kurama laughed. I don't know why, he just did. I'm the authoress, and what I say goes. SO THERE! Now back to the storyline.
"I don't get it, why would humans want to celebrate being a year older?" Hiei demanded.
"Because we, they, whatever, can, Hiei. It shows signs of maturity and wisdom, and."
"Forget that junk Kurama, we just want the presents," Yusuke told him, plopping on the couch with a package from his mom. He frowned when it revealed socks. He went over to the laundry basket, peering inside. He laughed. Inside was a Samurai X Manga (which I don't own. What about you Cunobaby? Nope.).
"Mom, you put the gift in the laundry and the laundry in package again!"
"Sorry Yusuke! I'll be more careful next time."
"Right," he muttered. This was the tenth year she had said and done it. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Five girls burst through the door.
"Happy Birthday Yusuke!" they shrieked, thrusting a bottle at him, "We brought tequila!"
"Why did you bring tequila?" Kurama asked.
"What's a tequila?" Hiei asked.
"For a tequila contest!" the girls answered promptly. Suddenly two of the girls pushed away from the group.
"HIEI!!!!!!!!!" Hiei found himself fearing for his life as the two girls launched themselves at him.
Honestly, who can blame him?
Considering one is me and the other my friend and we all know what my friends are like. Most of us at least. For those who don't, they're just like me. And that can be dangerous.
Can be?
Always is, is a better phrase.
Whatever.
Author's Note: Hey, Sailor Kirby and Cunobaby here! What's Up? Isn't this fun? We certainly think so. And it's also potentially dangerous. For some demons more than others. Please and thank you for any and all reviews. Oh, drinking is bad for your health. DON'T DO IT. But these are Anime counterparts, and they can't be in any REAL danger. Especially Cunobaby, who LOVES red wine.
Oh sure, tell the world.
Shut it, Cuno! I'll tell them what I want!
No you won't!
Wanna bet?
Yeah sure, why not!?
Well, they've read it now, haven't they? So I wrote it. Pay up.
MAKE ME!
Hey, look, it's Quatre and Kurama!
Where? *SK steals her wallet as she looks for her Bishonen (cute/hot/sexy guy)* Hey!
To late now. It's mine.
Give that back! *Tackles SK*
Never! Oh, hi readers. We'll end the chapter now. See ya!
Bye! *in background* Now give me back that wallet before I have to hurt you.
*also in background* You can't hurt me, I've got an older sibling! WE FIGHT!
End
We like HAIKUS (sorta)! So here's one.
Yusuke is not ours Neither is this awesome show So there, you losers (Okay, you guys aren't really losers.)
"Happy Birthday Urameshi!" Kuwabara cheered. Hiei glared around the room. Kurama laughed. I don't know why, he just did. I'm the authoress, and what I say goes. SO THERE! Now back to the storyline.
"I don't get it, why would humans want to celebrate being a year older?" Hiei demanded.
"Because we, they, whatever, can, Hiei. It shows signs of maturity and wisdom, and."
"Forget that junk Kurama, we just want the presents," Yusuke told him, plopping on the couch with a package from his mom. He frowned when it revealed socks. He went over to the laundry basket, peering inside. He laughed. Inside was a Samurai X Manga (which I don't own. What about you Cunobaby? Nope.).
"Mom, you put the gift in the laundry and the laundry in package again!"
"Sorry Yusuke! I'll be more careful next time."
"Right," he muttered. This was the tenth year she had said and done it. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Five girls burst through the door.
"Happy Birthday Yusuke!" they shrieked, thrusting a bottle at him, "We brought tequila!"
"Why did you bring tequila?" Kurama asked.
"What's a tequila?" Hiei asked.
"For a tequila contest!" the girls answered promptly. Suddenly two of the girls pushed away from the group.
"HIEI!!!!!!!!!" Hiei found himself fearing for his life as the two girls launched themselves at him.
Honestly, who can blame him?
Considering one is me and the other my friend and we all know what my friends are like. Most of us at least. For those who don't, they're just like me. And that can be dangerous.
Can be?
Always is, is a better phrase.
Whatever.
Author's Note: Hey, Sailor Kirby and Cunobaby here! What's Up? Isn't this fun? We certainly think so. And it's also potentially dangerous. For some demons more than others. Please and thank you for any and all reviews. Oh, drinking is bad for your health. DON'T DO IT. But these are Anime counterparts, and they can't be in any REAL danger. Especially Cunobaby, who LOVES red wine.
Oh sure, tell the world.
Shut it, Cuno! I'll tell them what I want!
No you won't!
Wanna bet?
Yeah sure, why not!?
Well, they've read it now, haven't they? So I wrote it. Pay up.
MAKE ME!
Hey, look, it's Quatre and Kurama!
Where? *SK steals her wallet as she looks for her Bishonen (cute/hot/sexy guy)* Hey!
To late now. It's mine.
Give that back! *Tackles SK*
Never! Oh, hi readers. We'll end the chapter now. See ya!
Bye! *in background* Now give me back that wallet before I have to hurt you.
*also in background* You can't hurt me, I've got an older sibling! WE FIGHT!
End