chapter one: optimus prime and sanic
one day, sonic was bored as hell, so he decided to marsturbate. he stroked his fifty inch penis so hard that he came fifteen gallons of cum. the cum flooded the entirety of new york city and made everyone living there super pregnant. sonic laughed forever until he died horribly of herpes. he went to heaven and then to hell, where the devil fucked him endlessly until optimus prime showed up.
"stop right there!" commanded optimus.
"why?" the devil asked.
"because i want a piece of that ass too, bitch."
optimus prime then turned into a giant dildo and rammed himself deep within sonics butt. he pulverized that ass so hard that 400 demons stood up and began cheering "yes! yes! yes!" suddenly, one man showed up, and optimus prime looked up and saw that it was… barack obama.
"excuse me, you are breaking the rules," obama said.
"what rules?" optimus asked.
"i won't let you fuck sonic until you can fuck donald trump," obama replied.
"okay," optimus said. he looked over at sonic, who was really feeling it. "let's go, buddy. we have unfinished business."
"my ass feels like death," sonic said. "but i will help you because fuck the police."
"then we shall go," optimus prime said.
they flew with obama to texas, which wasn't that far from hell, and found donald trump, who was ramming waluigi's asshole with his magnum dong.
"and with this, me and waluigi will create a border not only to keep mexicans out, but the russians, too!" donald trump explained. "my cock is hard, it's long, it's spectacular!"
"wah!" waluigi exclaimed. "i am so glad to be your vice presidential pick, mr. trump!"
"stop right there, donald trump!" optimus prime said as he transformed into a superior cock.
"there is no way you will stop me!" trump said. "my plan will make orgies great again, because my orgies will be great,they will be good and obama won't be able to fuck my ass at all!"
"maybe i won't," obama said, "but i know who will… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!"
BOOM! and with the sound of blaring trumpets, john cena flew in and penetrated donald trump with his powerful meat monster. optimus prime took the other end and made an eiffel tower with cena, which glowed throughout america. many men, women and attack helicopters stood up and saluted the patriotic display of homosexual bootybanging, which in turn caused superman and batman to jizz in their pants over 9000 times.
"now we really made america great again," sonic said. "wanna fuck?"
"Nope," Obama said, "But I'm about to tag in with John over there."
Then, everyone took turns with Waluigi and Donald Trump. Many dicks were sucked, asses were pounded, and only one man stood the victor: Wilford Brimley, who gave Ted Cruz diabetus.
God is dead.