Picture yourself on a boat on a river, in the middle of a sunny day; the air is cool, the sky is blue, and there's a fatty in your hands the size of a hot dog.
Life is perfect.
But just as cloud has a silver lining, every ray of sunlight slowly gives you cancer, and things begin to change.
Your boats is speeding up.
The sky is getting darker.
Storm clouds begin to gather.
You start hearing screams from every direction, but there is no one in sight. Good God! This boat won't stop! And that water! It looks like...blood!
"Am I in Hell!?" You shout to no one in particular.
"Worse...A Nightmare!" Holy crap! That voice that came from nowhere sounds scary as shit. Like remember the Exorcist? Way scarier than that.
"What do you want from me!?"
"Only for you to watch...and learn" The voice answers, and with that everything around you disappears. You now find yourself seated quite comfortably in a large ottoman in the middle of nowhere. That's right, nowhere, nothing, complete and total darkness. Standing in front of you is a human skeleton, with nothing holding it up or together. It's standing upright, perfectly still, like its waiting for something.
"What's.." But as soon as you speak, you are cut off by almost painfully loud, jazzy music. Two other skeletons jump out from behind the first, and the three corpses start dancing.
Everybody, sit back and relax
Oh god! They're singing and dancing perfectly in tune!
The show is starting, there's no turning back
It can't be! No! You don't want to believe it but your actually IN a musical!
You may be a little confused
But give us time, and we'll help you through
And two more skeletons jump out from behind the others.
This Nightmare tonight!
It's no regular fright!
This Nightmare tonight!
Has no extensive fights!
The middle skeleton takes off its head and throws it at you. You flinch, but when you look up the skull is floating a few centimeters away from you.
Hahaha
In Shibuya, there once was a boy
And he was used, like Joshua's toy
Two more skeletons jump out
His name was Neku, and he met a girl
He fell in love, and they saved the world
But heroes don't always get their due
There's trouble brewing in The World Ends With You
And it's a nightmare tonight!
It's no regular fright!
In this nightmare tonight!
You won't tell wrong from right!
And with that all of the skeletons fall to the floor as a pile of bones, before just disappearing all together.
Hahaha