If You Won't Train Me

by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta

Previously known as Gotta Tell You. Told from the perspective of a young girl who wishes to enter Muten Roshi's dojo...Guess nobody ever told her the truth...

If You Won't Train Me

(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)

Song-spoofs –ya just can't get enough of 'em. At least I can't, anyway. This one comes from way back in the stack, so expect a bit of bizarre-ness. (Way back in the stack…now where have I heard that before?)

Disclaimer

Tails: We don't own DBZ.

Me: And we don't own any of Samantha Mumba's songs either.

Tails: What happened to her anyway?

Me: Do I look like I know?

Hai hai hai hai hai

Your training came just like a waterfall

Amazing people like never before

Your crush on me

Something I didn't see

But Roshi, I know better now

Whenever you would teach me how to fight

A special feeling just burst inside

It was only you

Nobody else

But Roshi, I know better now

Don't wanna love you if you won't train me

Don't wanna help you if you won't help me too

Don't wanna tell you this now but it wouldn't be right

If you didn't teach me how to fight

Hai hai hai hai hai

And now I'm back in your dojo again

I'm trying deeper to explain

Because I think

Your training rocks

Please Roshi, be my sensei

(Be my sensei!)

And whenever you teach me how to spar

I feel higher than a shooting star

I feel so good

I think I should

And you tell me that you knew I could

Don't wanna love you if you won't train me

(If you won't train me!)

Don't wanna help you if you won't help me too

Don't wanna tell you this now but it wouldn't be right

If you didn't teach me how to fight

Don't wanna love you if you won't train me

(If you won't train me!)

Don't wanna help you if you won't help me too

Don't wanna tell you this now but it wouldn't be right

If you didn't teach me how to fight

There was just something in your eyes (or the sunglasses in front of 'em, anyway)

That made me realize

And now I hear voices deep inside

Telling me-

Telling me-

You're the stro-ong-est

Don't wanna love you if you won't train me

Don't wanna help you if you won't help me too

Don't wanna tell you this now but it wouldn't be right

If you didn't teach me how to fight

Don't wanna love you if you won't train me

(If you won't train me!)

Don't wanna help you if you won't help me too

Don't wanna tell you this now but it wouldn't be right

If you didn't teach me how to fight!

So do I get into the dojo?