Harry Potter and his worst nightmare
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One morning Harry Potter was walking down the hallway from his
dormatory to the great hall for breakfast then all of the sudden these
people poofed up in front of him, one girl said, "Hizzle Dizzle what's up
Nizzle? Fo'shizzle Hizzle Hizzle and Rizzle!" Harry looks dumbfounded
for a few seconds then says, "What the crap did you just say?" Then the
girl says, "Hizzle Dizzle Nizzle, you need to get to scizzle and learn some
Grizzle, Fo'shizzle my Nizzle!" Harry says, " Alright you have lost me,
can you you please speak ENGLISH?" Then the girl says, " Fo'shizzle my
Nizzle you Wizzle me Spizzle Eizzle? Wizzle I Izzle Spizzle Eizzle? Tizzle
Izzle Hizzle I Trizzle!" Harry says, "I give up i'm leaving now and going to
eat breakfast." Then she says, "Bizzle my Hizzle Dizzle, Catcha on the Fizzle
Sizzle!" Harry walks to the great hall to eat and to tell Ron and Hermione
about the wierd girl, but when he got there she was already there and so
was her twin. He sat down and said, "Hi" to Ron and Hermione. Then
Hermione says, "Fo'shizzle my Nizzle!" Then Harry says, "I'm surounded by
people I cant understand when they talk. What am I gonna do?" Then the girl
who's real name is Nicole says, "Gizzle your Fizzle Bizzle outta Bizzle Nizzle
Wizzle Gizzle Bizzle Lizzle for Clizzle!" Then Harry wakes up dripping with
sweat and says," It was Jizzle a Drizzle!" Then he realizes what he has said
and thought to himself have I gone insane?
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Author's notes:
If you need a translation for anything that was said in this chapter just
ask in the review because anybody who reviews get one free night with Draco.
*looks over at Draco who is tied up in the corner looking very scared*
*laughs maniacally*
Fo'shizzle my Nizzle!!!
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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Chapter 1*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
One morning Harry Potter was walking down the hallway from his
dormatory to the great hall for breakfast then all of the sudden these
people poofed up in front of him, one girl said, "Hizzle Dizzle what's up
Nizzle? Fo'shizzle Hizzle Hizzle and Rizzle!" Harry looks dumbfounded
for a few seconds then says, "What the crap did you just say?" Then the
girl says, "Hizzle Dizzle Nizzle, you need to get to scizzle and learn some
Grizzle, Fo'shizzle my Nizzle!" Harry says, " Alright you have lost me,
can you you please speak ENGLISH?" Then the girl says, " Fo'shizzle my
Nizzle you Wizzle me Spizzle Eizzle? Wizzle I Izzle Spizzle Eizzle? Tizzle
Izzle Hizzle I Trizzle!" Harry says, "I give up i'm leaving now and going to
eat breakfast." Then she says, "Bizzle my Hizzle Dizzle, Catcha on the Fizzle
Sizzle!" Harry walks to the great hall to eat and to tell Ron and Hermione
about the wierd girl, but when he got there she was already there and so
was her twin. He sat down and said, "Hi" to Ron and Hermione. Then
Hermione says, "Fo'shizzle my Nizzle!" Then Harry says, "I'm surounded by
people I cant understand when they talk. What am I gonna do?" Then the girl
who's real name is Nicole says, "Gizzle your Fizzle Bizzle outta Bizzle Nizzle
Wizzle Gizzle Bizzle Lizzle for Clizzle!" Then Harry wakes up dripping with
sweat and says," It was Jizzle a Drizzle!" Then he realizes what he has said
and thought to himself have I gone insane?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Author's notes:
If you need a translation for anything that was said in this chapter just
ask in the review because anybody who reviews get one free night with Draco.
*looks over at Draco who is tied up in the corner looking very scared*
*laughs maniacally*
Fo'shizzle my Nizzle!!!
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