Note: YES. I KNOW I HAVE TO FINISH MY OTHER FIC BUT I HAD AN IDEA! SO DON'T FLAME ME!!! This idea came to me and I couldn't put it off much longer. I still have to finish "The Wives of Prince Jerk and Goofy," but I'm afraid I'll forget this idea. I forget stuff like this easily and remember the stupid things! *Sigh*
Summary: Another normal day in the life of Veggie and Bulma. Really corny. Pretty short, but good if you wanna learn some new comebacks for arguments! Actually, I some of this from an argument at school.
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It was 12:00: the usual time of lunch and arguments. It was routine. They didn't even seem to notice, though Goku thought it was quite strange.
"Damn it, woman. This stuff tastes like shit! I'd much rather eat myself than eat this crap!" Vegeta complained, standing up out of his chair. Vegeta decided to start, as usual.
"Vegeta, even though I can't cook, it does taste a lot better than you!" she retorted, getting up herself. He just put his hands on his hips (which is the stance he adopted from Bulma) and opened his mouth to relpy.
"I'll have you know that I'm a lot better looking than you will ever be!" he replied, pronouncing each word with his own special accents and twists.
"Vegeta! You have no dick!" she fumed, teeth bared. It looked like she was gonna break her teeth off!
"Oh, really?" he said with sass. "What happened to the one I shoved down your mouth?" he asked, smirking. She had to admit that was pretty funny, and betrayed herself by smiling. "It went all the way down your throat!" Now she was on the ground, kicking from laughter.
"I…bit…it…off!" she replied in between fits of laughter.
"WHAT!?" he roared. "THAT'S DISGUSTING! THE SAIYAN PRINCE WITHOUT HIS MANHOOD?" She started chocking because she couldn't breath from laughing too much. He grimaced, but it quickly faded away when he grinned. "Why don't we settle this tonight?" he asked sexily.
She stopped laughing and looked at him, grinning. "Yea, why don't we?" she replied.
(You know what happens next! You can't be THAT stupid!)
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Review people! I know it wasn't very funny and it was very stupid, but I just wanted to see what would happen if I posted it. R&R peeps!