This really short story is based on a Monologue my friends and I read. It was about a teddy bear, and we SOMEHOW came to the conclusion that Dino from KHR had killed Mr Teddy. Yeah, it really makes no sense. Sorry it's really short, but we really had no idea what else to write. Credits to RosarioLenFan02. I do not own any of the characters! :3


Dino and Mr Teddy

It was a cool Saturday evening in Italy. Mr Teddy, the awesomest being on Earth wandered down the street aimlessly. Little did he know, it was the last time he would ever walk that road.

Along came an angst-filled Dino. Mr Teddy raised a paw in greeting, and would have carried on, if Dino hadn't whipped out a pair of purple scissors from his Loke cosplay jacket, and pounced onto Mr Teddy.

With the scissors, he hacked off Mr Teddy's head in one clean swipe. He continued stabbing him over and over.

3 minutes later, he stepped back to admire his handiwork. "Oh, Mr Teddy," he whispered sarcastically, "Your stuffing is seeping out again!"

Mr Teddy's severed head turned slowly to look at Dino. "No… I'm too awesome to die!" He protested weakly.

Dino laughed maniacally. "The sewing scissors, the more you sharpen it, the better it cuts…"

"… Vocaloid fan?"

"Yeah…"

"Oh."

The last thing Mr Teddy saw was Dino's sardonic smile, as he raised his scissors once again.

Then there was darkness.


Really random, right? Yeah. Again, sorry it was so short. R&R desu!