So…it's 2am where I am and I can't sleep. I also have no motivation or energy to think at this time so I'm not working on any stories. But because I have nothing to do and a lame sense of humor I typed up deleted scenes and alternate endings and thought I'd share them. In Manga/Anime fandom they're called 'Omakes'. This is a fair warning for you to click the 'X' in the top corner right now or to go read an actual story than waste your time. Otherwise…um…enjoy.
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Oblivious:
"Nope, I've been kind of oblivious."
"Oh, ok. Brownie?"
"Yeah, sure."
Half an hour later
Robin had finally finished his project. He was just on his way to the zeta beams when he stopped dead in his tracks in front of an unbelievable sight before him. His team…they were in the living room…and they were…they were…
…Just laying there.
"Hey guys, something up?" He asked them, finding it a bit unusual to find Wally and Artemis sprawled on the couch staring at their hands.
"Duuude, wanna know what's up? Your normal force."
"What?" He cocked his head at the speedster not understanding.
"Your normal force duuuude."
"What?"
"What's Wallace is trying to explain in the form of a terrible sense of humor is that your normal force will always be perpendicular to the surface. You are standing on a flat surface; therefore, in not so technical terms 'what is up' is, indeed, your normal force. Actually, come to think of it the joke does have some hilarity."
"….what the heck Artemis?"
"I concur! Let us take our clothes off it is so hot in here! Teehee!"
"Are you giggling Kaldur? What is wrong with you–DUDE! Quit touching me!"
"But Robin, your skin is quite soft!"
"He's right, it is."
"Whatdoyouthinkyou'redoingSuperboy?" Robin sputtered out as the oldest of their team nuzzled their faces into his cape. "That's not my skin!"
"Yeeeeah you twooo…get your filthy paaaws off of him." Wally defended, before getting distracted by the brightness of the florescent lights above.
"Hey beach babe…I mean…uh…bay watch…no…I think I meant beach babe, yeah. Beach babe. Isn't it weeeeird how paws is like pause but isn't?"
"Artemis, I totally know what you mean."
"Righteous."
"Robin!"
"Miss Martian! What's going on here?" Robin cried out as the alien rescued him from the other boys.
"I don't know! And who ate all the brownies? I didn't even have one…"
"Brownies?"
"Yes! I baked brownies this time."
"…where'd you get the recipe?"
"Roy. Why?"
"...I'm going home."
"Robin? Robin? Why? What's wrong with the recipe? Robin?"
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How Do you Know?:
"What should you do then, if someone has a crush on you?"
"Tell them you feel the same way and that you know how they feel."
"Alright if you say so. But I don't really feel the same for Wally."
"Not yet, anyways."
Ten years down the road
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride!"
"Oh darling, you've made this the happiest day of my life!"
"Me too sweetie cheekie poo!" The groom than turned to his best man and whispered in his ear, "thankyou Kaldur. You were right."
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Red Hair:
Suddenly he couldn't speak anymore, because something or more of someone was covering his lips with their own. Robin was kissing him.
Kid flash froze. His mind was swirling and he both excited, happy, whelmed, whatever…damn he was just happy! But confused too…
Pulling away he asked, "What about Batgirl?"
"Threesome. Duh!"
"Scoreboard!"
And then they high-fived and lived happily ever after.
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Agent Wallace West: Code Blue
"Can I kiss you?"
"Hell yeah, pucker up!"
"Alright Ba–OW! Dude that's my jaw!"
"And that's a knuckle sandwich, want another?"
"Sure, if you're into that sort of thing."
"OUT!"
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Make Your Papa Proud:
"…Fine. But you better find a bag of bugles and some captain crunch for me," Dick smiled at Wally, and the red head smiled back before they bro fist pounded. The speedster than ran off, at normal speed in public mind you, and the dark haired boy waited patiently for his return.
Dick tapped his fingers at his sides to the beat of the pop music they played on the loud speaker. It was 'How Do You Sleep', but he had no shame in liking Jesse McCartney. The guy had a great voice and good music.
But as he got lost in the melody he suddenly felt really uncomfortable. He turned his body to make it appear as if he were looking at the flower arrangements and used his peripheral vision to see who was the person creeping up in his space.
There were five of them, all clad in matching spandex suits. Each of them had their own individual colors: Red, Yellow, Blue, Pink, and White. You couldn't see their eyes due to their cowl and the black visors they had.
"Excuse me, but do you think you guys could back up a little?" Dick asked them. But then they got into battle stances clearly insulted.
"We're the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! Hell no we ain't moving." The red one told him.
"Um…why not?"
The Pink one giggled before responding, "we like your ass." Slapping it for emphasis.
"You and everyone else on the goddamn planet!" And with that Dick threw his arms up in the air and stomped out of the store.
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Bride with a Paper Ring
"NO! You don't get it!" she was shocked, and his body shook. She was not expecting that at all. He held her tighter and a small whimper almost escaped from his lips, but he caught it, "it's not fair to you…" he whispered gently
"It wouldn't be fair to you if I kept staying with you…"
"Still feeling something for her?" she knew that wasn't quite it, but she wanted more.
"No…it's a him."
"….WHAT? Who?"
"God, I knew you would react this way."
"Dammit Roy, tell me right now!"
"He doesn't want people knowing yet."
"Is it Wally?"
"No! He's too fast in bed!"
"…I'm not even going to grace that with a response. Superboy?"
"He's with Megan!"
"Robin?"
"Do you take me for a child molester Artemis?"
"Aqualad?"
"The guy is still hung up over something about his closest best friend in the whole wide world stealing the only woman he ever loved…or something boring like that."
"…oh my god…I know who it is."
"Don't say it."
"Roy, you freak."
"Please don't say it."
"You're screwing Megatron aren't you?"
"Damn Artemis, do you have to say it out loud?"
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Bumblebee Take Flight:
"I'm…" he looked right into Wally's green eyes with inquiring blue ones, "…whelmed."
Kid Flash grimace like the other boy just punched him in the stomach; as if he just told him the most devastating news he's ever heard; as if his whole world was taken from him. Superboy recognized this expression before. He's seen it time and time again whenever they failed to save the loved one of a civilian they were assisting. He hated seeing that look, because there was nothing he could do. Aqualad tried to teach him that was going to happen, but he still hated it.
"You miss him a lot, don't you?" it was a blunt statement, and it wasn't a question either.
Kid Flash immediately scowled biting out defensively, "What are you talking about?"
Superboy sighed, dipping his head down before continuing, "Wally, man, I hear you in the bathroom."
The speedster's eyes widened in shock, he almost dropped the jar. "For real? Am I that loud?"
"I hear you call his name and junk man. This isn't healthy." There was empathy in his voice, Wally knew he was trying to be there for him, but no one would understand how hard the situation truly was.
"I know, I know! But what else can I do? I'm so pathetic!" Wally cried out as his eyes teared up and snot dribbled out of his nose. He buried his head into Conner's lap as everything simply ached.
Superboy felt bad for his poor friend, but suddenly he got an epiphany, "no…I have an idea." The clone took his hand and they started running into the distance following the setting sun out into the horizon.
Hours later, the team found them at Chip&Dale's solving Wally's problem. The End.
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Check Yes, Juliet:
The speedster gave a meek smile before admitting, "And I kind of sort of got some help from Diana…I mean, you know…Wonder Woman."
"Wonder woman?" Dick laughed
Wally nodded with a lot of amusement, "She's got him a short leash if you know what I mean."
"Ha! Called it! Both me and Alf always knew even if Bruce denied it." The teen hooted pumping his fist in the air. He was definitely going to call the butler tonight and tell him about the juicy piece of information. They were so not going to let Bruce down for this, ever.
Wally placed a finger on his chin in thought as he continued, "They haven't actually done anything, but I'm pretty sure they want to."
"Why don't they?"
"I heard a rumor that Superman called dibs."
(Break)
"You…like me." Dick said each word slowly and carefully. As if he said them too fast, everything would spiral into uncontrollable confusion. As if everything wasn't confusing enough…
"Y-Yeah…" Wally stumbled in his response with a choke and both of their faces heated up.
Robin bit his lip feeling flustered. "In the same way you like Miss Martian or Artemis?" his voice cracked a few pitches, puberty making its first appearance. Wally had to resist from chuckling at him for it, he's been wanting this for so long and didn't want to ruin the moment.
"One, I don't like Artemis for the last time…" Wally frowned at him, before smiling again with half lidded eyes "…two, no. I like you so much more than that Rob." Suddenly, they were both very aware of each other's fingers.
Robin giggled, his sparkling blue eyes shining, as he pursed adorable pink lips, "Ok, I like you too."
"Really?"
"Yeah really. I've always secretly liked you. I just never had the guts to tell you because I was afraid it'd ruin our friendship." Robin confessed, blushing cutely.
Wally grinned, happy at this lucky turn of events, running fingers through fiery red hair, "thank god. What kind of mess would I be in had you not felt the same?"
"Yeah, that would have been a bitch."
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If I Just lay here:
There was a bobbing in his eyes, and a sting in his nostrils as they flared intensely, "please…" two fists clenched into soft blankets in frustration as a ringing entered his head, and an awful ache entered his heart, "…I never even got to say goodbye…" a whimper escaped his throat, and his chest constricted in pain. When it was clear he was waiting for nothing, he curled up into a huddle, hugging his knees, shamelessly sobbing.
"You said you'd be here…"
"Dude! I'm so sorry I'm late! I got a flat on my motorcycle and–were you crying?"
"NO!"
"Damn Wally, you're such a baby!"
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Too Good to be True:
Right before he was about to hit the boy, Wally realized what was happening, eyes going wide as he slammed his foot on the brakes. But it was too late, the car was going too fast! Conner was just about to yell at Grayson to get out of the way when the boy simply stands in the middle of the road. The expression on his face clearly read he knew the car was coming. Did he want to be road kill or something? Was it because of what he said?
"Grayson!" but just as the head of the car was going to hit the boy it was all over. His body flew ten feet into the air, and splattered all over the ground. Conner ended up having to get a new tutor, and he ended up passing calculus and kept his scholarship with no problems. Wally on the other hand went to jail for reckless driving and murder.
The End.
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