VLAD'S OTHER DARK SECRET
"So, Danny Phantom can make a little video and post it in Ghost Zone and ruin me? I don't think so, at least without the truth coming to bite him in the..., well you know," Vlad strained darkly. He turned his head and looked directly into a different camera. "Yes, I love rabbits, and I do enjoy holding them, and flicking at their fluffy little cottony white tails, but I also enjoy murdering them!"
Lightning and thunder occurred, and the tape went blank, yet the time continued running for five minutes. Suddenly, a candle appeared from one side of the camera, and then Vlad sat down in his chair looking stressed.
"Sorry, but the power here seemed to have failed, and...never mind," Vlad whispered as the lights flickered back on. "Now, back to what I was saying, I enjoy murdering rabbits, hanging them from high places and watching them go from white to BLUE in two point three minutes, or shooting them in their little metal cages and watching blood splatter their mate's pretty white coat," Vlad smirked quickly, cackling like a wicked witch before removing the smirk from his face. "But, seriously, the damn things breed like, well...rabbits, which explains why Danny Phantom has a picture of me in a sea of rabbits. They multiplied! I had to leave for two weeks, and when I returned, there were rabbits everywhere, and they tripped me up, making me fall into their trap. I didn't mean to violate the rabbit, I only wanted to kill them. Oh, do not blame me for forced passion!" Vlad sobbed.
"Guess what, Vlad? We already have. Enjoy the canister, old man," Danny smirked.
"NOOoooooo!" Vlad screamed. He squealed like a cheerleader as Danny finished his task.
"And so, for the viewers at home, I ask you to stop questioning the facts I give you. Listen, that way you don't have to see the pictures, but wait, this next one is pretty sick, in a good way," Danny smiled. He flew away and a picture appeared on the screen. Vlad was holding a decapitated bunnie to his face and he was kissing what would be its face. "See, I told you it was sick," Danny smiled, cutting off the camera and locking Vlad's secrets away forever.
Lightning and thunder occurred, and the tape went blank, yet the time continued running for five minutes. Suddenly, a candle appeared from one side of the camera, and then Vlad sat down in his chair looking stressed.
"Sorry, but the power here seemed to have failed, and...never mind," Vlad whispered as the lights flickered back on. "Now, back to what I was saying, I enjoy murdering rabbits, hanging them from high places and watching them go from white to BLUE in two point three minutes, or shooting them in their little metal cages and watching blood splatter their mate's pretty white coat," Vlad smirked quickly, cackling like a wicked witch before removing the smirk from his face. "But, seriously, the damn things breed like, well...rabbits, which explains why Danny Phantom has a picture of me in a sea of rabbits. They multiplied! I had to leave for two weeks, and when I returned, there were rabbits everywhere, and they tripped me up, making me fall into their trap. I didn't mean to violate the rabbit, I only wanted to kill them. Oh, do not blame me for forced passion!" Vlad sobbed.
"Guess what, Vlad? We already have. Enjoy the canister, old man," Danny smirked.
"NOOoooooo!" Vlad screamed. He squealed like a cheerleader as Danny finished his task.
"And so, for the viewers at home, I ask you to stop questioning the facts I give you. Listen, that way you don't have to see the pictures, but wait, this next one is pretty sick, in a good way," Danny smiled. He flew away and a picture appeared on the screen. Vlad was holding a decapitated bunnie to his face and he was kissing what would be its face. "See, I told you it was sick," Danny smiled, cutting off the camera and locking Vlad's secrets away forever.