This is a story of the true Christmas. Written by Matt ,Jess, Mike Izzy, and kayla but mostly Matt and jess.
Mike- its Christmas and the Lord of our earth was born with the brightest star hanging above.
Izzy-lol they lied to you mike.
Mike -or you don't know the truth
Izzy-lol it ok i kid
Jess-If god exists...then how come babies die? HUH?
Mike- and I punch the Jess
Izzy- lol bc you cant have life with out death
Jess- TRIBBEY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED, MATT NEVER FOUND HIS BEAR HAT.
IF GOD EXISTED MATT WOULD HAVE HIS BEAR HAT.
Mike- what?
what are you talking about
Izzy- god speaking sorry i was a little busy trying to keep Santa alive
Matt- dude jesus was born in like june, they moved his birthday to coicide with the pagan winter solstice so that they could avoid persecution when they celebrated, as christianity was sort of outlawed back then
Matt-and then jesus took the ring to mordor to cast it into the fires of mount doom
Kayla - They get sent to God faster, that's why.
Izzy- you go matt, yes Jesus was born in the lambing season=spring
Jess -Which they totally should have just summoned that eagle in the first place, but JESUS DOESN'T THINK AHEAD LIKE THAT.
Mike- I'm SOOoooooooo confused with what your all saying?
Matt- and so, jesus and moses, and krishna killed Gandalf
Kayla I regret commenting on this status
Jess But it's okay because gandalf came back. Kind of like a certain...SOMEONE.
Izzy Dias no you don't
Matt THen jesus took out out Sting and killed the giant spider that stole christmas
Matt and by sting i mean the musician
Jess (The spider's name is shelob)
Izz ywow were did this come from
Izzy Then shelob breathed his last word
Matt Christmas = lord of the rings, tribbeys status was unusually epic sounding
Matt Just roll with it lets see if we can make him go insane
Izzy lol i think we can
Matt rofl
Mike OK I AM CONFUSED AND HAVE A DUCK FACE
Michael Pater this is fantastic! I'm thoroughly enjoying
Matthew Morrell youre all welcome
Mike Oh Pater, isn't this destroying your mind
Izzy most people do enjoy what come out of matts mind
Matt And then jesus made enough elven bread to feed the entire middle earth, and peter jackson
Izzy were did jess go we lost her like 7 min ago
Izzy JESSSS come
Matt shes uploading something
Michael Pater I'm kinda diggin the whole Jesus/Lord of the rings thing
Mike ya, I'm just trying to make a movie out of it in my mind
Matt Unfortunately , jesus was stupid and turned all their water into wine, so they had to drink that water bottle thing galadriel gave him
Matt and thats why JESUS GLOWS!
Izzy Unfortunately , jesus was stupid and turned all their potatoes to vaoka
Jess and then man discovered what whiskey dick felt like, and everything with a penis all over the land was struck with darkness and sadness.
Jess oh and something about lotr.
Matt jesus gets whiskey dick?
Izzy yes only a true pimp gets whiskey dick
Matt ok on wiht the story
Jess and everyone knows jesus was the biggest pimp of the shire.
Matt Than jesus and bilbo and Mary and pippen all fought the balrog, which was pretty bitchen
Jess and then they respelled Mary's name to Merry. And that's why people say Merry christmas.
Matt DONE!
Mike yay
Matt- ENDOF STORY SOMEONE PUT IT ON