Did you ever have a time when you thought you could feel your heart physically breaking into inside of your chest? Well for me that time is now. Actually it began Monday morning when I arrived into the arena. It was then that I was notified that my best friend and lover had been terminated by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. Not only that, but when I was filled in on the reason why, I was hurt to the point that I no longer had the will to live. In case some of you all didn't know, Scott Hall will no longer be seen on any WWE programming. On Monday morning, he was told that after that nights show, his services would be no longer required. The website states that the decision was mutual, but it was anything but. Let me tell you the story.

You see I have known Scott since I was 15 years old. Ever since the day I met him; I was attracted to him. But hey, he was married. I do have my limits you know. I found out quickly about who Scott really was.

" Yo, Kev! Who is this lovely lady?"

"Down Scott! This is Lulu. Met her during an appearance and decided that it would be fun to tag her along."

"Nice to meet you Mr. Hall."

"Honey, you can call me Scott. You can call me anything you'd like."

"Kevin, I thought he was married?"

"Busted! The girl knows ya man."

"That's good, chica. I'd hope you and I can get to know each other better."

"That sounds like a good plan."

"Bro, we have gotta go. I plan on having her stay with Kid while I go out to the ring with Shawn."

"I could watch her."

"OK, I am not a child. I am 15 years old. I am pretty capable of taking care of myself."

"Alright, alright, calm down chica!"

"I do have a name. I do recall that Kevin told you."

"Uh-oh. Someone has met Scott."

"Michael, please."

"Michael? Have I done something wrong?"

"No, it is the only way I will be able to keep you and Sean separate for now."

"Hey, just call him kid like we do."

"When he's older than me, I do not believe that option is available to me."

"Hey Shawn, you still having that party over your house tonight after the show man?"

"Duh Scott. Of course, we are in San Antonio. Do we ever come here and not have a party?"

"Well, no."

"OK then. Why do you go asking stupid questions for man?"

"In Scott's defense Michael, no question is a stupid one unless it is unasked. You never know unless you ask."

"She's taking up for him? Uh-oh!"

"If she's taking up for Scott, we are all screwed. Come on girlie."

"Man, I forgot to ask if she wanted to come!"

"It's ok. Kevin or Kid definitely will."



I mean who he really was.