Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters - these were created by Eric Kripke - I'm just borrowing them. I'm not making any commercial gain. No harm or infringement intended.

DEW Challenge: Mary and/or John & insults. Straight to the heart of the matter. Mary/John. 100 word drabble. Set pre-series.

Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit; you'll find you love it!

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A Bad Name

"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name" – 'You Give Love a Bad Name', Bon Jovi

He'd only stepped in the diner for a quick snack, so wasn't happy when someone cut in line. "Bitch," he muttered, recognizing her as the stuck-up girl from high school.

"Jerk," came the immediate response.

Neither heard the dual twang of a bow in quick succession-nor felt the impact of an arrow as it pierced their heart-but the effect was both immediate and devastating.

I'd never noticed she was so attractive, thought John.

Hmm, he's kinda cute, maybe he's not so bad, Mary thought.

"Buy you a coffee?"

"Make it pie and you've got a deal," smiled Mary.

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