Random Sht THE WONDERFUL MIX OF NARUTO AND DRUGS... WONDERFUL DRUGS!
DISCLAIMER:
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, OR ANY SONGS I USE BUT I SURE DO OWN THE DRUGS!!!!!!!!!
CSHUMER: HEY ABE
lord of the high seas: HEY CODY DID YOU TAKE MY CRACK WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING???
CSHUMER: UMM... NO, SHUT UP!
lord of the high seas: HEY SHOULDN'T U DO THE DISCLAIMER?
CSHUMER: ALREADY DID, ARE YOU BLIND?
lord of the high seas: NO, BUT YOUR MOM IS.
CSHUMER: 'SNIFF' THAT HURTS... ANYWAY ON TO THE FANFIC!!!!!!!
IN THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE POT LEAVES. NARUTO WAS RUNNING TO FOR HIS NON-GAY VIRGINITY. BECAUSE SASUKE THE GAY EMO
(SASUKE'S FANS PLZ DON'T KILL ME FOR THIS BUT I DON'T LIKE HIM HE'S ANNOYING) WAS TRYING TO GRAB HIS MANHOOD AND RAPE HIM.
TRUST ME HE'S NOW WORSE THAN SAKURA, AND SHE'S A USELESS LUMP.
NARUTO: AH, FINALLY GOT AWAY FROM HIM, THANK GOD FOR METAL PIPES TO BEAT PEOPLE WITH. NOW TIME FOR THE THREESOME WITH HINATA AND ANKO.
ALL THE GIRLS IN THE VILLAGE: NOW WHEN NARUTO COMES OUT WE WILL HAVE HIS BABIES OK? (ALL) OK!!!!!
NARUTO: OH GOD NOT MY DAILY WORKOUT AGAIN... OH WELL HERE IT GOES.
WEIRD VOICE: YOUR THE BIGGEST BAKA EVER!
NARUTO: WHO ARE YOU?
WEIRD VOICE: I'M YOUR COMMON SENSE!
NAUTRO: REALLY?
COMMON SENSE: NO I'M YOUR DOCTOR WHO'S GONNA GIVE YOU AN ANAL EXAM, OF COURSE I AM!!!!!
NARUTO: NOOOOO!!! I HATE PROSTATE EXAMS!!!!! HELP!!!!!
COMMON SENSE: YOUR AN IDIOT. I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THE GIRLS LIKE YOU!
NARUTO: CUZ THIS IS WHY I'M HOT. I'M HOT CUZ I'M FLY, YOU AIN'T CUZ U NOT. THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY, THIS IS WHY I'M HOT!
COMMON SENSE: UHH! WELL I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU. GO TO THE ROOF AND JUMP FROM ROOFTOP TO ROOFTOP SO U DON'T GET
ATTACKED.
NARUTO: OK!