The writing format of these Secret Diaries (more will follow) was inspired by Cassandra Claire's "Very Secret Diaries" for characters from the Lord of the Rings. However, hers are full of slash, which I really dislike, so I have made my own. These are my original ideas, and are not copied from any other source.
Day 1,000,091Home from Lothlorien. Grandmother aging well for 40,000 – still blonde and prettier than me. And she has a Ring of Power. Daddy has a Ring of Power. But nobody will give me a Ring of Power!
Ugh. There's Legolas Greenleaf – prettier than me. Perhaps should go travelling to get away from gorgeous blondes.
Day 1,000,093Met up with Almost-Ex Aragorn in Trollshaw Forest. We've been engaged for 60 years and the man still doesn't tell me where he's going off to. He won't give me a ring either.
Day 1,000,094Am taking small hairy creature home with me. Perhaps he will give me a ring.
LATER: Am being pursued by riders in black bedsheets. Wish Aragorn would pursue me.
Day 1,000,104Small hairy creature is called Hobbit. 3 more arrived with Aragorn. Frodo hobbit does have ring but will not share. Daddy cured hobbit of strange coldness. Perhaps should ask Daddy to work on Aragorn.
Day 1,000,105Finally caught up with Aragorn again. Silly bloke was staring at Shards of Narsil. Wish he'd stare at me. He says Isildur liked to stare at Shards of Narsil – I told him he was Isildur's Heir, not Isildur himself. Did get touchy-feely moment at the falls, though. Gave him my necklace – wasted effort. STILL NO RING!!
Day 1,000,106Am v. upset - was not invited to Daddy's Council. And my twisted-wire tiara is gone. Suspect Legolas. Wish I could go. Want better look at dish – er – man from Gondor.
LATER: Aragorn says Ring will be destroyed. It figures – men never know what to do with jewellery.
P.S. Snuck look at man from Gondor. V. impressive Horn.