You know your child is too obsessed with Fruits Basket when:
#10-Whenever a family member of the opposite sex tries to hug them, they throw a tantrum insisting they'll turn into a animal of their choice here if they get hugged.
#9-Whenever you serve them a greenish onion like food as a part of dinner they throw ANOTHER tantrum and yell about how much they hate leeks even when there are no leeks present.
#8-Every time they see an animal that happens to be in the Chinese zodiac they yell the name of the corresponding Fruits Basket character (i.e.: bunny hops by "O MY GOD IT'S MOMIJI!")
#7-They finish their homework on time but pretend it's not done until the last second. When asked why they say: "Shigure does it, so why can't I?"
#6-They pretend to shock people with electric waves when people don't do as they wish.
#5-They keep repeating things like "I NEVER GIVE UP!" and "ONE DAY I'LL TAKE MY PLACE AS A TRUE MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY!" on completely random occasions.
#4-They want to their ENTIRE family to die so they can live in a tent and be found by two men and end up finding out a terrible family secret and living with them. The family includes a pervert, a girly man, and a guy who dropped out of anger management.
#3-They don't mind being grounded or sent to there room as long as you don't send them to "Alito's"
#2-You found a shrine in their closet built to a member or members of the Chinese zodiac.
#1-All their book reports are on the Fruits Basket manga!
Thus ends my list. See ya later!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that is Fruits Basket. So now you CAN'T SUE ME! YAY!
