WHY FAIRY TALES ARE FAIRY TALES

Okay, so back in the olden days when people actually wrote fairy tales, they did it to clean up the minds of the children. They'd see all them princes and queens and bitches and hos and they would think that they were seeing what they could do. So, to make things more realistic, some bitches with real pens sat down and started writing these stories, covering all the bases, medical wise anyhow. You got the bitch with dwarfism, the mother fucker with werewolf syndrome, you even have narcolepsy somewhere in there, and then you got the sexies. They's the ones who started porn, you see? Cinderella was the first Bunnie, if you catch my drift, Esmeralda was the first woman to go out of her league, and Ariel was the first out-of-this-world-bitch-everyone-wanted- to-fuck. So fairytales are only written so we see how unreal they really are! People in the old days didn't have Disney to come up in here and spell it out for them, they'd have to read, and they thought that those were the only true fairytales, but they couldn't read them, so everyone stayed on their peasant stump while princesses and princes went fucking in the tree tops, which is how everything works now days: there is no love, only sex, and no one lives happily ever after because they get gonorrhea, herpes, HIV, AIDS, and everything else, even babies! So, this is why fairytales are fairytales. The end.