So this is a just a random story my friends and I made up one day, as we were bored. Co-written by RosarioLenFan02 and another friend, who doesn't have a account. It's really random, and has nothing to do with the KHR plot. Oh, and my friends and I don't like Mukuro very much, so we kind of make fun of him here. No offence! :3 Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters here.
1925: The Pineapple Dies
One day in Vindice, Rokudo Mukuro decided that he had enough of the prison, and used his telepathy-thing to command Chrome Dokuro to come save him, since he was way too pathetic to do that on his own.
Together, they escaped to Austria, and purchased a tiny, shabby apartment on the outskirts of town, being too poor to afford anything better as every company boss sent them away at the sight of their hairstyles.
A week later, they were having a 4-person pineapple party with their Kokuyo group, as no one else wanted to come. In the middle of it, a huge meteorite crashed into their apartment, immediately killing Mukuro, Ken and Chikusa.
Ridden with sorrow, Chrome hung herself with riding straps form her horse Gaylord. She was planning to meet Mukuro in his castle in heaven, but it turned out that Mukuro only faked his death, and while Chrome was desperately searching for Mukuro, said pineapple was enjoying his life on Earth with M.M., for lack of a better option.
Chrome got really mad, and ran to complain to Alaude, who sent her back to Earth to get rid of her. Chrome stabbed M.M. in the chest 37 times, and ate her hands.
Unfortunately, less than a week later, she fell for the poor retarded Ahodera Hayato, and they ran away to Hungary. Yamamoto Takeshi got really jealous and chased after them. He found their cottage in Yagami woods, and a whole bunch of 5980 stuff went down. Long story short: Hayato left.
Meanwhile, Mukuro managed to hunt down Chrome as she was mourning the loss of Hayato. He forcefully dragged her back to Austria and they got married Peranakan-style (against Chrome's will).
They were having a nice life (well, Mukuro was), when along came Tsuna with a mission for Chrome. She accepted, and being the pathetic child she was, got killed by Ninny the Druglord. Mukuro got over it really quickly, and forced Lal Mirch to marry him. However, Colonello came along, kicked the pineapple in the balls and dragged Lal out of the church.
Meanwhile, Dino was busy murdering poor Mr Teddy (A.N Read "Dino and Mr Teddy),who just so happened to be Mukuro's favorite teddy bear. In order to save himself from the pineapple-head's wrath, he claimed that Mr Teddy had met his end by Hibari Kyoya's hands (or tonfas). Mukuro raced off to Nami-chu, and got pwned by Kyoya since he fell and broke his trident on the way there.
As the Pineapple was dying, Hibari (im)patiently explained to him that Dino had killed the poor teddy bear. Mukuro was really mad and composed a hate-filled song on Dino on the spot.
1925: The Pineapple took his last breath.
Side story:
Everyone took Mukuro's death very well. Chrome moved back to Namimori, and everyone soon forgot that Mukuro had existed.
One random day… Kagamine Rin from VOCALOID came along and began singing loudly. The town blew up. Not even Kyoya survived.
Kagamine Len ran up. "RIN! I though you were OVER your Meltdown phrase! Why would you do this?"
Rin just laughed.