YAYAYY! MY SECOND FANFIC!!!!
Welll... it IS kinda like my second fanfic.
My first fanfiction reaaaaally sucked soo... I'm hoping this one will be better.
Cooking With Rukia!
Chapter One- hot dogs
(This idea was taken from Agent HUNK… Agent HUNK, please don't kill me…)
(Agent HUNK writes reaaaally funny bleach fanfics! For example: Random Bleach Tales)
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Rukia: Hi! And welcome to my show! Coooooooking with RUUUUUKIA!!!!!!! Today we
have a special guest! Alucard! reads from card Alucard is a true Nos-feeera-tooo….
Umm… I can't pronounce it…
Alucard: (walks from side of stage wearing a frilly apron, not looking particularily happy)
It's Nosferatu, human. I'm a vampire.
Rukia: oooooooohhhh….. you're a vaaampire….. woooowww…
Alucard: …
Rukia: Moving on! Today we are going to maaaake…. (drum roll) Hot dogs!!!!!
Alucard: such a simple meal?
Rukia: (turns red) hey! If it's that simple, why don't YOU make it??!!!
Alucard: (sighs) fine. I will. Just wait a moment…(walks off stage)
Alucard: (comes back 2 minutes later carrying a Chihuahua) OK. (reaches into a cabinet
and gets out a pan.)
Chilhuahua: (shiver) (whiiine)
Rukia: WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING???!!!!
Alucard: … making a hot dog? (Puts dog in pan and sticks it in the oven) (turns on oven)
Rukia: WHEN I SAID HOT DOG I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!!!!!!
Alucard: … what other kind of hot dog do you want? Dalmation? Labrador? Golden
Retriever? Seras, police girl?
Voice in audience (it's seras Victoria): HEYYYYY!!!!!
Chilhuahua: (muffled whiiiiinne)
Rukia: (dives at the oven opens it and grabs the dog) it's okay now… mommy will protect
you…
Alucard: …(growls) why am I here anyway...? (tears off his apron and sinks through the
Ground)
Rukia: Hey! Come back! I HAVEN'T TAUGHT YOU HOW TO COOK HOT DOOGS
YEEEET!!!
Alucard: (underground) like Hell I would…
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Sooo.. that's the first chapter. Tell me what I should correct, what mistakes I have, who should I invite onto the show, etc, etc…
Pleaaaaase review!!!!