I'm doing great! Here's #4! Christmas Special # 4! Okay so this isn't meant to be long okay. SO on with the story.

Disclaimer: When are you stinky lawyers going to learn that it so happens to be that I'm a broke almost 13 year old! I don't even own my myself!

"Mom," Gohan asked innocently, "I don't think I can enjoy Christmas without Dad,"

"Stop being such a wuss Gohan," Vegeta answered peeved off.

"Vegeta don't be so shrew, this is the first year, Gohan knows his dad is dead for sure and theres no hope he'll come home for the holidays," Chichi answered.

"Shut up prego, no one asked you,"

"VEGETA? Do you have a death wish?" Gohan yelled.

"HOW DARE YOU! MY TUMMY ISN'T EVEN SHOWING THAT MUCH!"

Vegeta smirked, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN GO THERE! YOU HAVE A CHILD YOURSELF AND HERE YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF MINE!"

"Now you've done it," Gohan said truly scared.

Chichi got out a chainsaw and chased Vegeta around the house, he stopped and was about to through an energy ball at her, "VEGETA YOU CAN'T KILL HER DUMMY!"

"Right," he said extinguishing it. Chichi jumped on him and covered his eyes. "AH GET THIS SHE-BANCHY OFF OF ME!" Vegeta yelled loud enough for Yagerobie to hear from Korens place. "Mom, mom calm down down."

"NO HE'S GOING TO PAY GOHAN... P- payyy!" She let go of Vegeta and fell on the couch crying. "GOHAN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ANOTHER BABY WITHOUT YOUR FATHER?"

"Mom, its ok.. seriously.. think happy thoughts."

"I- Imma go now," Vegeta said agitatedly but fear was obvious in his voice. Gohan ignored her and continued to tend to his mother.

"Listen Christmas is tomorrow-"

"Oh yes! Christmas is tomorrow and I havn't started the ham yet! Goku would be dissapointed in me! Sorry Gohan I'd love to sit and chat but I have food to cook!" She got up whistleing show tunes. Gohan shook his head and went upstairs to his studies. "Gohan!"

"Dad is that you?"

"Yes Gohan, now I have something I need to say something very important,"

"Yes dad? Is there something scary coming to threaten Earth again?"

"No, but you do know that Christmas Dinner is my favorite part of the year right?"

"Yes, and your going to miss it!"

"Well yes, but I need you to do something just for reverance okay?"

"Whats that?"

"I need you to save food for me just as if I were there and then I will get a blessing here in the other world."

"Really! I definately will!"

-Christmas day-

Okay, Gotta get in, Gotta get out, Grand Kai doesn't know I'm here so just gotta get the food and go, gotta get in then out. I instantly transmitted into the kitchen and stagged the food and everyone was in the living room. "Daddy?" DAMN IT

"I'm not your dad Gohan... I'm... his shikigami, coming to collect his Christmas blessing," I said trying to sound angel-like. "Okay! Here take all of this," Gohan handed me an entire container, YUM! Okay got to go thank you. I instant transmitted out and back to the Grand Kai's, yes! FOOOOOOOOOOD!

And thats all I could come up with... lame I know.