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Emma violently shook her phone. The new app she had downloaded onto it apparently required a lot of up and down movement and she considered briefly that a horny boy had maybe been responsible for such an app.

"Come on! Come on!" Emma between the blurr of the shaking could make out the brief colored bars and noticed hers was slowly slipping away and that the blue one was taking the lead with ease. "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" Emma was tempted to throw her phone away but upon the last shake backwards the phone slipped out of her hand, sailed across the diner and landed with a splash.

Grimacing Emma turned to face where her phone had landed and noticed the brunette sitting at a booth with her arms extended whilst looking down at her shirt that was now drenched in in coffee that would more then likely leave a stain. She was sorely tempted to scream 'Score!' at the older woman in the booth but when those firey brown eyes landed on her she merely belittled her frame and gave a small weak wave in the womans direction.

"You!" the brunette moved over towards Emma, "First you drive through a puddle a soak me. Then next you run me over and now you throw your phone in my coffee cup and douse me in hot coffee. What is your problem with me?" the brunette shook her head, "That's it your coming to the station with me."

Emma blinked at the woman. She looked like Regina. Smelt like Regina. Had eyes like Regina. But in some weird way she didn't give off the same feeling that Regina did. Plus, she also didn't remember doing any of those things to the brunette, "Uh?"

"Now!" the brunette pointed forcefully in the direction of the door earning a few gazes.

"Regina what are you talki-" Emma reached out for the brunette to get the woma to explain what was going on. She was met with a splash of liquid in her eyes and then stinging, burning pain shooting through them. "Ow crap you maced me! What the fuck?! You friggin maced me," Emma looked behind her blinking red, burning, stinging eyes at the brunette that looked on in satisfactory while holding the bottle of mace out in defense.

Regina took her first step onto the path and was quickly met with a large body careening into her own. She felt herself fall, she watched the environment around her tilt before she hit the ground with a thwack, the figure on top of her flipping her onto her back, straddling her while holding her arms above her head. She was ready to flame the person who had just done such a courageous yet foolish thing. She was met with green, blue eyes.

"Aha found you!" the blonde cheered to herself as she secured Regina more tightly underneath her.

"What the hell are you doing Miss Swan?"

"Look I just wanted to apologize."

"Apologize?" Regina's eyes blazed with fire, "I don't want to hear it."

"Look I'm sorry I soaked you and ran you over. It wasn't on purpose." The blonde gave a weak smile.

"What are you talking about? Are you high?" Regina shook her head, "You know what I don't care. Just get off me."

"Oh right sorry," the slipped off Regina and held out a hand that was ignored as the brunette got to her feet. "Will you accept my apology."

Finally Regina noticed the glasses on the other womans face pushed up onto the bridge of her nose. Regina chuckled for a few seconds before laughing out loud, leaving the blonde standing there with a curious look. "By god what are you wearing Miss Swan?"

The blonde looked down at her clothes checking to see what was wrong with her attire before looking up towards Regina. "Err, clothes? What's wrong with them?"

Regina blinked. She had meant the glasses but now that she took in the rest of the blonde's outfit she found herself holding back another round of laughter. "You look absolutely ridiculous."

The blonde straightened herself out and pointed a finger at the brunette in front of her. "Now listen here lady. I may have soaked you and ran you over but you have no right to make such rude commen-okay maybe you do but I apologized for the accident so you don't have to be rude."

Regina blinked.

The blonde folded her arms and stared at the woman in front of her. "So do you accept my apology?"

Regina blinked again.

"Lady are you alright? Maybe I should have forced you to the hospital."

Regina blinked once again.

"Hello?" the blonde knocked on Regina's forehead, "Anyone home?"

Regina shook her head snapping herself out of her revery, "How dare you?" Regina lit up her right hand with a fireball as she stared at the blonde.

The blondes eyes widened, "Cool trick. I've got one too." The woman pulled out a pack of playing cards, "It's not as cool as your trick but it's good too."

Regina blinked.

"Pick a card."

Regina blinked again hand still a blaze.

"Come on just once please?"

Regina blinked once again.

"Hello? Zoned out once again. Hello?"

The hand waving in front of her face snapped Regina back to reality once again. With a deadly glare she spoke, "It's no trick Miss Swan," with that she threw a fireball towards one of her bushes that quickly fell to the ground as ash.

The blonde looked between the brunette and the bush a few times before flicking the cards into the air abandoning them she took of down the street in the opposite direction with a brunette hot on her heels.

Emma stood in the Sheriff's station with her father and mother and...Regina? She didn't know anymore the woman had been going on about random things for a while now, she looked and resembled the brunette in everyway apart from what she was now saying. Emma continued blinking her eyes still inflamed with mace.

"Why the hell did you mace my daughter Regina?"

"Your daughter," the brunette scoffed, "What are you? 30? Your basically the same age, now that's a laugh." the brunette scoffed, "Father really?"

The door to the Sheriff's station burst open and a blonde piled in landing on the floor with a thud before scrambling to her feet. "Officer there's a mad woman after me, she's trying to incinerate me."

Snow, Emma, Charming and the brunette stood there blinking at the blonde in front of them as she heaved and cowered behind the nearest desk. Their attention was quickly diverted to the brunette who barged through the door hot on the blonde's heel.

Regina came to a screeching halt as she stared at the brunette in front of her and the red eyed Sheriff with...no glasses? What the hell? "Miss Swan?"

"I said I'm sorry lady."

Regina looked away from the Sheriff to the blonde head of hair that peeked up over the desk, glasses dipping lightly to the end of her nose.

"Regina?" Emma looked between the mace woman and the woman with a fireball in her hand. Somehow she still felt safer with the fireball. "What's going on?"

Snow and Charming stood behind the commotion with confusion as they stared between the two Emma's and two Regina's standing in front of them. Letting it sink in. What the hell was going on here?

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