One morning Doraemon was dancing at some Justin Bieber song on the radio; then Nobita came and he was all sad and crying so Doraemon asked him "What happened Nobita, why are you crying?" so Nobita told him about how at the playground Tsuneo and Gian kicked him in front of Shizuka and then Gian jumped over him and that hurt a lot because Gian was a very fat boy and also Shizuka was there and she laughed at that and Nobita felt miserable.
Doraemon was shocked by this story. He simply couldn't believe what he heard, so when Nobita asked for a way to solve his bullying problem, Doraemon smiled in a very gentle manner and took something from his 4-dimensional pocket: It was a gun.
"Use this gun to shot those dipshits in the face Nobita! You have to fight back! Fight back against those bullies and show them who the boss is!"
Some minutes later, Nobita and Doraemon went to the playground. Gian, Tsuneo and Shizuka were still there and then Nobita drew the gun Doraemon gave to him moments ago, and pulled the trigger, shooting Gian and Tsuneo in the face.
The two little bastards died immediately and Shizuka was so happy watching these two fuckers die she wet herself and everyone was happy, except for Gian and Tsuneo because they were dead.