(I DO NOT OWN SAINTS ROW!)

A woman with a purple music junkie top,purple and black anime hair and black pants walks into a studio with a bag over her shoulder and a cup of coffee in her hands. She looks around the studio seeing only a girl walking towards her

"Hi, you must be Miss Lucario right? The host of the show...And possibly the boss of you-know-who?" The girl says and Lily nods as she finishes her coffee and throws the cup across the room and in the trash

"Yes, just Lily thanks ,your the co-host errr...Alice right?"

"Indeed, the gang is in the back if you want to introduce everyone in the show right now?" Alice says after nodding

"Please do so, i wanna get introductions over with and then take a rest, that flight was a pure -BARK!-" The boss says

Alice then nodded and walked out a door on the opposite side of the room, Lily noticed the cameras were already set to go and smirked as it was probably Kinzie who did that as she then sat in a chair. The door that Alice came through opened and the whole gang came in, with Oleg having a bit of trouble getting through the door

"We need a new door..." Oleg says as the door's frame would be cracked in half, to which the whole crew would facepalm

Lily would then look at the man behind the camera "Ok, the camera's on? Ehem Hello! Welcome to Let's ask the Saints, I'm the host and the boss, Lily! And right beside me is my co-host Alice!"

Alice waves with one hand and flips the middle finger with another, to which Pierce just looks at her with a 'O.o' face

"Do i really have to sit next to this pussy?" Shaundi says as she points at Josh, who was currently drooling over how she looked in her usual outfit.

"Shaundi, theres a seat right next to me that has yet to be taken" Lily pats the seat next to her and Shaundi immediatly slams her butt into the chair.

"No! My love! Dont leave me!" Josh says as he has a sad chibi kitty face

Shaundi stays in the seat offered and sighs in relief "Thank you!"

Gat see's Loren staring at him with a funny smirk "I will shoot that smirk right off your god damn face if you dont stop looking at me Frenchie...

Loren keeps the smirk but looks away "Your just jealous that im still alive and i am Belgian"

Lilys eye begins to twitch as she says "I killed you with a god damn huge metal boulder thing, if you are anything right now, your a blood stain in the damn pavement"

Loren only winces and keeps quiet

"Thought so, anyway, this show is for asking us Saints,Stag,Decker,Brotherhood,Ronin whatever, any questions you wanna ask, or maybe something you want them to do, just ask! We are all ears! The cast for the show is:Josh Birk, Oleg, Shaundi, Johnny Gat, The Boss, Pierce, Loren, Matt Miller, Killbane, Zimos, Angel De La Muerte,Cyrus Temple,Viola Dewynter,Kinzie, and a few others that have not shown up yet!" Lily says and then whispers to herself 'Lazy Shits...'

Maero walks in hearing the whisper "HEY!"

Lily rolls her eyes "Yeah yeah just take your damn seat Maero your late"

Maero then growls and takes his seat next to Matt Miller, who looks at his tattos with a worried/scared look on his face. To this Maero just smirks and keeps quiet

"Well, thats all the explaining i have to do! Our next episode will occur when we get enough questions! Until then, Goodbye!"Lily says as Alice then shoots the camera with a Krukov and the screen goes black

Lily then sighs and gets out of seat with her bag still slung on her shoulder "Where is the hallway with our rooms?" She sees Oleg point to door they came from and Lily nods as she swiftly walks to the room with a door slam

The door then whines from abuse

(ok, ummm since I got told that my first 2 chapters were against the rules, i have to rewrite EVERYTHING -.-! And i will only accept requests through PM...Although i wanna do so through reviews, I have to through Pm...)

(Gat:GOODBYE F&%$ERS!)