Just Corey: Okay, I'm overhauling all my writing, so this is going to be a different version from when it was first out. Also the title in the selection screen is going to be a bit more censored. Anyway, here's the revised edition of my first chapter.

Oh Fuck, Come On!

The Hylian ball part 1

-Link-

Link was sitting in his house, shinning his sword. He didn't have much to do these a days. He really needed to kill, or at least decimate, something. His hacking arm was getting a little twitchy. He looked in the mirror, then to a suit hung in his closet, and finally to a no longer sealed envelope.

He sighed and breathed inward deeply. He stood up and walked towards his desk and looked over the contents of the envelope.

"Hey Link, um, my father is throwing a huge ball for the nobles and people. So I'm allowed to invite a few guests. Anyway, you, Saria, Malon, and Ruto are invited. Ha, so yeah. I hope you can come. Oh right, it's the night of the lunar eclipse, and the summer solstice, and the alignment of the planets. Ha, I wonder if some crazy magic is going to happen. I asked the head of our library and he said that this wouldn't happen again for another fifty years. I hope you can make it cutie."

He sighed again. Being nineteen, at least he looked nineteen, he wasn't a newcomer to attraction. However, it wasn't until recently that he noticed it.

-Saria-

Saria looked in her mirror. She now lived inside the temple in her meadow. On her desk lay a book that had become her best friend. Being one of the seers, she had amazing magical power. And with this book, she'd found out how to harness it, for more fun things then world peace. It was titled "Paranguanin boodantin," translation, "A mages guide to her appearance." As everyone knows, all Kokiry stay children for the length of their lives. Well as it might be, she found and altar in the basement of her temple, and spent many days deciphering the runes on it.

Now, as it turns out, this altar was a damn powerful object. She back tracked for it in the lore in the library, and found a just a touch more than she thought she would.

That touch took the form of over fifty books written by the sage of a few millennia ago. Anyway, the books doctrine the sages life, from the moment she became the sage, to the day of her death.

Now, I could go into detail, but you'd be bored out of your fucking minds, so I'm not going to. Point laid aside, she came to a part where it told the story of how the sage had fallen in love with a hylian. As it would turn out, they married, and lived together for many years. But, as all things, it came to an end. For all those here less intelligent then most, he died.

The sage couldn't handle the heartbreak, and set out to construct the altar. In this altar, she poured all her magic, and elemental power. Nearly dead, she cast one final spell, and the enchantments burst to life. She died, and her body melted into a sea of green sparks, and floated upon a breeze out of the temple, and for each one, a plant named the bleeding sprouted.

Basically this altar controlled the maximum age of the Kokiry. Not actual age, just appearance wise. The sage had made it to keep the Kokiry looking like children, so they would never suffer the same heartbreak she did.

Now, our little Saria would have none of that. So, after much research, she had managed to concoct a spell that would set the Kokiry to age well into their teenage years.

Basically, she had granted the Kokiry the ultimate form of eternal youth. Just old enough to experience the mature side of life, to have hormones, date and just young enough to not look like an ugly old fart. So, it was party time, all the time. People banging each other, drugs, booze

No I'm totally kidding. Life proceeded as usually in the Kokiry forest, besides the fact that the guys now had trouble keeping eye contact with the girls. Saria had a lot of fun setting the physical characteristics of the Kokiry.

At one point she was going to give everyone three arms.

That was what the book was for. So now all the girls had become, rather um Heavy set. SHE DIDN'T KNOW BETTER. And they were all slim. Little did she know, that after she told Link about the shrine, and after much coercions from the guys, he snuck in over night, to change something about the Male half of the Kokiry. Now being teenagers, they were happy as hell. Back to the story….

Saria got up, and walked over to the closet at the back of her room. She took a rather gorgeous dress off a hanger. She walked over to her bed, and began to strip down.

-Link-

Saria, she'd been his best friend for over eighty years. Being raised as a Kokiry, he was privileged to their longer then average life span. And until the shrine, he never really gave it much thought. She had always been just Saria. He knew she always considered him her friend.

Saria. She came dashing into his house one day, while he was taking a shower. She was wearing extremely tight clothing, because she had just perfected the way she wanted the Kokiry to look and well, she didn't know better yet and she wasn't in possession of any normal fitting clothes. Of course, he didn't know it was her, and since nothing but demons could come into the Kokiry forest, besides Kokiry, he grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his waist. Jumping out of his palisade shower. He grabbed the master sword, and lunged from the corner of the room at the blushing demon.

She screamed, he recognized her voice and pulled his sword of to the side. Unfortunately, he couldn't stop his lunge, so he went crashing into her, and she fell unconscious. So did he.

He woke up an hour later, and his head hurt like hell. He opened his eyes, but still only saw pitch black. That's when he realized his face was under a lot of pressure. He pulled his neck back, and heard a large sucking noise. Looking down, he saw a large indent between the woman's…. Breasts. Tick, tick, tic… CLICK.

"GAH!!" He pulled back, and began to blush like crazy. He looked at her face, and she looked like she wasn't waking up anytime soon. He scampered off to the closet, and pulled on a pair of boxers so fast, you wouldn't have seen his arms move.

That's when everything sort of clicked… again…

"OH FUCK COME ON!"

Link sighed. He just had to be so quick about making decisions didn't he? Bending over and picking Saria up, he moved her into his bed. As he picked her up, a sort of shock ran through his skin, and he felt like he was being sapped of energy. He moved her head on top of his pillow, and then he collapsed into the bed beside her.

He dreamt of a moonlit meadow, the scent of ivy in the air, with a musky scent added to it. A carnal feeling was in the air. He just sat there, un-moving, enjoying the feeling.

- Link…again-

Link sighed. He woke up the next day, partly intertwined with the young woman on his bed.

She smelled like sweet fruit, and then he remembered what happened. Well most of it anyway. His mind had erased to sucking moment, out of sheer embarrassment.

He face was facing towards hers and his arm was draped over her side. He didn't remember who she was just yet but he did notice that he was wearing only his boxers and she was in extremely tight clothing. Which led his semi conscious mind on a bit of a jaunt.

He got up slowly, and made his way to his dresser and pulled out a pair of black jeans, a dark green shirt, along with a black vest. He got dressed, trying to remember who it was on his bed.

As he turned to look back at the woman, he noticed that one of her eyes were open. He slowly made moved back to his bed, and sat down beside her. He looked at her, and she looked back at him, now with both eyes.

"What happened?" She asked.

At the sound of her voice, he remembered who she was. He smiled. Well that ruled out her being a demon.

"You hit your head," Link replied, slowly wording it in a soft way, so as not to disturb her semi-slumber, "I was taking care of you."

"Wait…" She said slowly piecing the story and what she remembered together, " Link. I'm sorry for walking in on you."

Link smiled warmly. Its true. She did walk in without knocking, but everything was fine, so he didn't care.

"Hey, its okay. You didn't know I was taking a shower," He said in a cheery whisper, "Why did you come anyway?"

"Oh!"

"What?" he asked curiously?

"Oh no!" Saria said, and tried to get up. Her muscles buckled under her half way, but Link caught her.

"What?" He repeated.

" I was coming over for two things," She said, while propping herself against the side of the bedstead. She looked at him with a small smile and continued, " I set the permanent age for the Kokiry this morning. I was coming over to tell you. When I saw the steam coming out of your house, I figured you had set fire to your food again. So I climbed up and ran in."

" That would explain the bursting in, " Link said smiling, " But why did you want to see me?"

"I wanted to tell you that you might feel a little sick. When I reset the final version of the Kokiry, the growth took place, and gaining two or three feet in height, along with other things," She looked at her chest, " Was going to put a lot of stress on our bodies."

"Oh… what about the others?"

"That's what I'm so concerned about. I was coming over to tell you first, then the others." She said, trying to get up again. She failed. This time Link sat down and held her sitting upright, " Thanks. I was going to tell the others not to leave their houses for the rest of the day, for when they collapse. But I guess I passed out too soon."

"Yeah, you passed out from the exhaustion…"

"Link, I'm really tired. Can you go make sure the others are okay?"

"Okay but just a second. What was the other reason you wanted to come over?"

"I wanted to ask you if you could get me some new clothes from the city. That and…" Her breathing had slowed and her eyes had closed. She leaned back and slackened into his body. Her face looked tired, yet it had a peaceful glow to it. Her hair brushed up against him, and the scent of Ivy filled him.

Link placed her back onto his bed, and placed a blanket on top of her. He walked to his door, and took one last glance to make sure she was fine, and went down to see how the others were.

Mido was lying face down in a pile of cow dung, but the others were fine. Link carried them all to their homes and put them in their beds. Mido he left there, as a professional curtsey.

-Saria-

Saria was getting dressed for the ball. Since that time in Link's house three months ago, and an introduction to Malon, Zelda and Ruto, she had started to become a more rambunctious person. They had taken her clothes shopping after she removed the enchantment that kept the Kokiry from leaving the forest.

Saria learned how to dress attractively without looking over revealing. Ironically, it was Ruto who told her not to wear extremely tight and ill covering clothes. Ruto doesn't wear anything, so the entire group of girls burst out laughing when Ruto first brought this up.

Saria was instructed in the use of a bra, along with certain sanitary items. She was shown make-up, though she rarely wore it. She basically became a teenage girl. In the space of three days.

And here she was, getting ready for the most regal event in Hyrule. After applying make up, and getting into her dress, doing her hair and adding perfume, she left her room.

She walked out of the temple, which now had a staircase, thanks to Link. At the base of the stairs lay a waiting Link, clad in a formal suit, along with a horse drawn carriage, Epona leading the group.

" Oh. Its beautiful." She said walking up to Link.

Link smiled warmly, and opened the door for her to enter. She stepped in, and was followed by Link. Link signaled to the coach man, and the carriage took off.

"Ha, I didn't figure you'd want to walk to the castle in your dress, or walk that far at all, so I arranged a little transportation." He said coyly. His eyes absorbed her figure, and along with her gorgeous flowing hair.

"You know me too well Link."

"Pretty much."

"Nice suit by the way. Very sliming." She said with a tiny tint of red creeping up on her cheeks. Link didn't notice, he thought she was wearing some blush.

"Thanks. Your dress is gorgeous. But on you, gorgeous doesn't do it justice ." He said with a wink.

She gave a modest smile. She didn't find herself too attractive, and it was nice to hear it coming from others. Especially Link. He had seen the entire world hadn't he? He red tint had grow to a smoldering ember red.

This link noticed, and he lowered one of the windows to the coach slightly. The smell of field flowers filled the carriage. It mixed with the scent of Saria's perfume, and made an intoxicating aroma one would kill to smell. Link sat there, simply looking out the window, and enjoying the view and scent.

Saria was a little uncomfortable. Happy but uncomfortable. Luckily it didn't last, because the carriage was slowing down. The carriage stopped, and Link opened the door, holding out his hand to help her out.

She took a deep breath, and stepped out his her hand is his, onto the castle steps. A lavish carpet was lying along the steps, and at the top was Zelda, greeting guests.

Link and Saria looked at each other, and started up the steps.

-ME-

Just Corey: Okay, there's what I should have posted when I first made this story. This is part one of the Hylian Ball chapter. I'd like to get at least 10 reviews before I continue, because I don't have the spare time anymore to write a lot, so I just want to make sure someone is actually reading. Besides, feedback on my writing is always helpful. Thanks.