We first start our story in a Jack in the Box. We see a guy eating curly fries who in particular, is one of our main characters named TGYR.
TGYR: I like curly fries.
And here comes our other main character, GC
GC: HEY THERE STRANGER!
TGYR was so scared by this that he dropped his curly fries.
TGYR: You made me drop my curly fries!
GC: Yeah too bad. Are you going to eat those?
TGYR:No they're on the ground!
GC: point?
TGYR:They're dirty and disgusting.
GC: Still looking for a point.
The manager walks into the scene.
Manager: Oh no not you again.
The manager points at GC.
TGYR: You know him?
Manager: Remember the Jack in the Box crisis in 1983?
TGYR: That was him?!
GC: Hey how should I have known that Jack was actually a guy in a costume?
Manager: You pushed him down a hill the moment you found out.
GC: Jack might've fell down and broke his crown, but Jill came tumbling after.
Manager: Yeah, but then she never came back to work because of that.
TGYR: Sorry for interrupting, but do you mind if I kill this guy next to me?
GC:Go right on ahead.
TGYR: I'm not talking about the manager.
GC:Oh…well then…I have only one or more things to say…GOODBYE!
Then GC ran as fast as he could.
TGYR:Hey get back here!
TGYR ran after him.
GC: Man this guy can hold a grudge.
TGYR chased him for almost two hours until GC came up with a dumb plan.
GC: Activating MushroomkingdomwarppipethatIjustfoundoutIcoulddoandyetIdontknowwhatwillhappen
GC then makes a warp pipe from the Mario series come out of the ground.
GC: Maybe I should jump in the pipe.
TGYR:I'LL KILL YOU!
GC: Sold.
GC then jumps in the warp pipe.
TGYR: Hey! You're not going away that easily.
TGYR jumps into the pipe.
Moments later GC falls into a dark forest.
GC: Wow. I should expect that something bad is gonna happen to me.
TGYR: I'M COMING FOR YOU!
GC: That's not it…but that is bad and I should start running.
GC starts to run but then stops
GC: I should put my lucky boxing glove right under the pipe for safe keeping.
TGYR then falls out of the pipe but hits the boxing glove crotch first.
TGYR: Ooohhh. Owwww. My nuts…
GC: Oh hiyah stranger. Oh MY GOSH!! ARE YOU OKAY!?
TGYR: No no I'm fi-
GC: My poor boxing glove. Look what you could've done. It could have been ruined.
TGYR: Urge to kill…rising.
TGYR gets back up and starts running after GC.
GC: Oh crud.
GC runs away from him.
TGYR chases GC until eventually they got to a mansion.
GC: Hey a mansion.
GC said while running.
GC: I should be suspicious of this but my life is on the line, so I'll just get into that mansion.
GC tries to open the door to the mansion, but the door was locked.
GC:Open! Open! Please! I'll give you a dollar if you open!
TGYR:Get back here! Kill! Kill! Kill!
GC: Come on! Open! Open! Open!
The door flies off its hinges and a darkish green streak goes running by.
Luigi: Mama-Mia! It's-a too scary in-a there.
TGYR runs toward GC to kill him but is stopped and squished by the flying doors.
TGYR: Oww….
Luigi's Mansion (TGYR and GC's edition)