Authors Note: I saw one of these for the first time, and decided that I wanted to write one. This is a Facebook formatted story. I know this has… quite obviously… been done before, I just wanted to do one. And here's the shocker: it's Glee, not Naruto! I know I need to post on my other story, but my readers know the situation with that. This will probably be just a simple one-shot. The pairings for this are Klaine, Lopezerman (IDK the actual pair name for this one, but I thought this one sounded funny), Fabrevans, Bartie, Finchel, Chang ², and Mercedes OC because I just kind of felt like it. Hope you like it! There really isn't a plot in this, just random posts by the New Directions, some Warblers, and since I'm writing the Authors note before the story possibly some Vocal Adrenaline.
Probably nobody read that… but you should anyway… because I love you!
Disclaimer: I- Quite unfortunately- do not, and will not ever, own Glee or any of the characters. I also don't own Harry Potter or AVPM…
On to the story!
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson
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Mercedes Jones I'm so happy for you two! I so knew that was coming though!
David Thompson Thank god! The sexual tension was becoming too much to bear. "Oh, I miss Kurt." "I wish Kurt would call me" "should I text Kurt?"
Wesley Montgomery I think you missed "Oh, Kurt is so cute. I can't wait to see him later!"
Blaine Anderson … You two can shut up now…. And Thank you Mercedes!
Kurt Hummel Thanks Mercedes! Wes, David… seriously? Does he really say these things?
Blaine Anderson NO!
Wesley Montgomery yes. BEFORE you two were dating
Kurt Hummel Awe (: that's so sweet (:
Finn Hudson Blaine if you hurt my little brother you know im obdicated to beat you up right?
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Kurt Hummel FINN! NO! … and I think you mean obligated….
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Blaine Anderson Don't worry Finn. I have no intention of hurting Kurt. I really care about him. He's the best thing that has happened to me all my life.
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Santana Lopez Get some ;)
Brittney s. Pierce does this mean I have 2 dolphins now?
Burt Hummel Don't you hurt my boy Blaine. He really cares about you
Kurt Hummel DAD!
Carole Hudson-Hummel Be safe boys!
Kurt Hummel CAROLE!
Mercedes Jones Going to see my baby Dane Lewis later 3
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Dane Lewis I love you 'Cedes 3
Mercedes Jones I love you too baby 3
Quinn Fabray Sam's over :D 3
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Santana Lopez Wanky ;)
Blaine Anderson I have the most amazing boyfriend EVER! Get to have a Harry Potter marathon with Kurt Hummel!
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Kurt Hummel You're lucky. I've been a closeted Harry Potter fan for years.
Artie Abrams Kurt Hummel came out of the closet!
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Kurt Hummel Wow… nice job guys. Pun on my sexuality much?
Artie Abrams We all love you, don't worry!
Kurt Hummel Blaine! I can't believe you liked that too!
Blaine Anderson I meant it only as a reference to you being a Harry Potter fan.
Kurt Hummel I don't believe you, but your adorable so I forgive you anyway.
Brittney S. Pierce Dolphins like Harry Potter?
Blaine Anderson Why does she keep calling us dolphins?
Brittney S. Pierce because dolphins are just gay sharks.
Kurt Hummel boo, I think everyone likes Harry Potter. It doesn't matter is you are a dolphin or not.
Brittney S. Pierce Oh! Ok.
Mike Chang I LOVE Tina Cohen-Chang!
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Blaine Anderson Got a big surprise coming… only Kurt Hummel knows.
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Kurt Hummel I love you Blaine 3
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Blaine Anderson I love you too baby 3
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Finn Hudson Kurt let someone call him Baby?
Kurt Hummel Blaine is the only one who gets to do that. And Blaine, you know you really didn't have to..
Blaine Anderson I wanted to though. It will make things a lot easier.
Blaine Anderson changed his schools to McKinley High School.
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David Thompson ^^ Dislike^^
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Blaine Anderson guys, come on. I did this for Kurt. You won't make me regret it, but don't make me feel bad.
Thad Harwood We just lost our lead soloist! We're screwed!
Blaine Anderson Well, now everyone has a bigger chance at solos. Come on, you'll all do fine!
Nick Duval We're gonna crush you guys at sectionals. Just to get back at you!
Blaine Anderson Sang "I've Got This Friend" by the Civil Wars with my amazingly beautiful/talented/amazing/perfect boyfriend Kurt Hummel to audition for New Directions today!
Rachel Berry New Directions gives a warm welcome To Mr. Blaine Anderson! Your audition duet with Kurt Hummel was fantastic!
Kurt Hummel I have to say, that song was kind of perfect.
Blaine Anderson Thank you Rachel :]
Blaine Anderson "I gotta get back to Hogwarts! I gotta get back to school! I gotta get back to Hogwarts! Where everyone thinks I'm cool! Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I'm going back."
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Kurt Hummel I love you so much 3 You know, you kinda look like the guy who plays Harry…
Blaine Anderson You know, I hear that A LOT. And By the way, I love you too :D 3
Puck Puckerman Summer Bitchess! Getting ready to clean pools!
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Brittney S. Pierce Do you wanna clean my pool for my New Directions Pool Party?
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Puck Puckerman So I'm going to clean a pool to swim in it…. I've never done that before. Sure thing! You still gotta pay me though.
Authors Note: I got the song idea from a fanfic I read called Going the Distance by ARandomFan91. If you read this, thank you! I absolutely love that song! I could so see Blaine and Kurt sing that song on the show! Reviews are like crack to me! So review so I don't go through withdrawl! Depending on the feedback I get from this story I may or may not add to it. I'm Probably going to do a non-facebook format of the pool party. Probably some Klaine Fluff…. And if you have seen this in another story, which I've seen on with a pool party thing, its different, this is going places in my mind, so please don't flame me for copying. This is my own idea. Remember to review! I like constructive criticism! Review!