"Teal'c, you can juggle?"

Part one of the 'Free Time Shenanigans' series.

I was bored and hung over and this is what happened... not that great but hey, boredom eh. Feel free to comment.

Set after Season Eight's 'Threads'. While on a team night at Jack's house, Carter and Daniel find out Teal'C can juggle.

I don't own Stargate or anything... just using them. So don't sue!

F.T.S

"Teal'c, you can juggle?" Carter asked surprised as she watched her old friends juggle three oranges in the air on the sofa opposite her.

"Indeed Colonel Carter" He answered as he continued to juggle in a way which seemed so effortless. "O'Neill taught me"

"He's a quick learner" Jack piped up from the chair beside Carter, sipping from a bottle of lager. "Within two loops he was juggling five at a time"

"Two loops?" Daniel whipped his head from watching Teal'c in amazement to looking at Jack with a confused expression.

"O'Neill also taught me the game of golf and the correct procedure of a backswing during the loop" Teal'c placed the oranges down.

A 'oh crap' expression ran swiftly across Jack's face but was quickly replaced with a blank expression accompanied with a slight raise of the eyebrows. "What?" He played dumb when both of the Dr's were glaring at him.

"You taught Teal'c to golf while you were looping?" Daniel asked.

"Indeed he did Daniel Jackson. Several billion miles"

Jack gave Teal'c a sharp look.

"Several billi..." Daniel was obviously confused.

"You played golf through the Stargate?" Carter said wide-eyed.

"Damn-it Teal'c! No more beer for you" He shook his head. The big guy is probably the best secret keeper ever known and yet give him a few beers and he's dishing it all out.

"Isn't that against regulations or something?" Daniel furrowed his eyebrows.

"Hey" Jack raised a hand defensively. "It was your idea Daniel"

Daniel looked at his team mates in turn confused before turning back to Jack. "How so?"

"What you said. Something about an opportunity and no consequences" Jack muttered.

Carter and Daniel looked at both of them curiously. "What else did you two do?" Carter asked.

"Ah, well now that would be telling Carter" He gave her a lop-sided grin.

"Many activities one would be forbidden to do otherwise. You enjoyed one of these activities fondly Colonel Carter" Teal'c gave her a rare cheeky smirk with a raised eyebrow.

"What?" Carter and Daniel said simultaneously.

"Teal'c! Fer cryin' out loud!" Jack looked at him in disbelieve. Then sighed with a roll of the eye's.

"What activity?" Carter looked at Teal'c suspiciously.

"Ah!" Jack gave him a warning look.

"I must not say" Teal'c bowed his head.

Jack jumped from his seat. "Anyone for another?" He waved his bottle doing his best to change the conversation.

"Indeed" Teal'c agreed.

"Oh no, no, no, no. I don't think so T. You've had enough"

"Wait, what happened?" Daniel asked, he wasn't going to let this one go.

"Come on Sir, it can't be that bad"

Jack smiled at her dumb-founded. "Oh no Carter, not bad at all" He grinned cheekily.

Daniel looked at the two officers suspiciously. "So, tell us"

Jack raised both hands in a surrendering motion. "Alright I tell ya what Danny boy... if ya don't ascend in the next few months you might get to see a re-enactment" He smirked.

Carter and Daniel were even more confused than before and gave each other a 'what the hell' glance and looked back at the grinning General. Jack gave Carter a wink with his boyish charm smile before exclaiming "More beer!" and turned on his heels into the kitchen.

"Did Jack just wink at you?" Daniel's eyebrows were nearly coming off his head.

"I, er, I think so" Carter replied a little dazed.

They looked at each other then at Teal'c and then back to each other with mischievous grins on their faces.

"Hey Teal'c, have you ever had a tequila shot?"