A bunch of weird Wings of Fire Stuff I found in my notebook.
I don't own Wings of Fire.
Jambu: Glory! There are NightWings in the forest!
Glory: ikr.
Jambu: Attack them why don't ya!?
Glory: Because they're SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
Jambu: But I thought they were kidnapping us! *gasps* there's one! *points at Deathbringer, who is failing.*
Glory: Jambu.
Jambu: I'm Jambu.
Glory: Yes, but-
Jambu: So! I guess we're all settled here! Time to find Orchid! *walks outside.* *sees Orchid with Mangrove.* *gasps* HEY MANGROVE! I FOUND ORCHID! SHE'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
Orchid: Well, time to put Deathbringer's assassin training to work! *gets murderous gleam in eye*
Mangrove: *gulps*
Orchid: *Quickscopes Jambu*
Anemone, Riptide, Deathbringer, and Smolder: NOOO! OUR BRETHEREN!
Glory: Where the heck did you all come from?!
Riptide: We are the Society of the Side Characters. An underground organization of characters that are important, and then disappear!
Peril: We will get our revenge for killing Brother Jambu!
Clay: Starflight, why are you taking all these scrolls with us on our escape?
Starflight: Because they're my favorite.
Sunny: *Grabs one.* a transcript of "The View: Episode 68."
Starflight: Hey! Don't touch those Sunny but you're Sunny so I forgive you.
Sunny: Oooooookaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Everyone except Starflight: *Stares at Starflight awkwardly.*
Starflight: TO THE BATCAVE! *jumps down random pole*
Queen Scarlet: Cause it's a thriller!
Burn: *Opens box*
Deathbringer: I hope this aligns with my fanfiction.
Glory: You made a fanfiction?
Deathbringer: You don't know everything about me!
Burn: *dies*
Clay: *almost dies*
Deathbringer: *fist pump* Yusssss!
Glory: You wrote a fanfiic about Clay almost dying?
Deathbringer: ʘ‿ʘ
Whirlpool: I'm gonna kill you Tsunami because reasons.
Anemone: It's time to unleash my FURY! *gets huge and goes super saiyan.*
Whirlpool: o no. *gets rekt*
Tsunami: Nobody saw that. If they speak of that they will get noscoped. DO YOU HEAR ME!?
Starflight: Butt-
Tsunami: NO BUTS!
Anemone: I'm glad Auklet didn't see that. Young dragonets/children should never be exposed to violence being inflicted on another.
Scarlet: *melting*
Dune: *dying*
Kestrel: *dying*
Crocodile: *melting*
Fjord: *melting*
Chameleon: *attacks Kinkajou.*
Darkstalker: *Makes Prince Arctic disembowel self.*
Teacher: Perfect! Better put this in a second grade classroom!
Jambu: Hey look an IceWing!
Peril: Why would you think that I'm an IceWing? For one, I'm a SkyWing-
Jambu: For two, I'm Jambu! Hey, that rhymes!
Peril: I'm tempted to "burn" you right now.
Glory: Oh no you don't burn my brother!
Clay: Hey! You assaultin' ma woman!?
Peril: Clay! You finally understand! Since I first met you my love has been burning hotter than my scales!
You are fireproof, but for a year it's seemed like you have been invulnerable to a different kind of fire! Now take me away! *Flies into Clay's arms and cries dramatically.*
Everyone: *Awkward silence.*
Clay: Ummmmm, I was doing my "Mango Men Action Figure Roleplay" with Sunny, soooo…
Peril: *Embarrassed.*
Starflight: I'm already turning it into a poem.
Fatespeaker: This'll go viral!
Tsunami: What does "viral" mean?
Fatespeaker: Oops, wrong time period!
Peril: *breathes fire at Fatespeaker in anger.*
Fatespeaker: *dodges it Matrix style* Try me scrub.
More coming soon!