The Stalk
Disclaimer: DeathNote does not belong to me, this is FANfiction.
Summary: A few tip on how to piss off L and Light, really retarded, but oh well, at least it isn't as bad as that animal crossing thing...
1. Take a picture of him sucking his thumb, photoshop it to look like he's dressed as a baby.
2. Show it to everyone.
3. Tell everyone the reason why he squats when he's sitting is because he always does SBD (Silent But Deadly) farts
4. Tell everyone he wears eyeliner.
5. Gel your hair, wear eyeliner, wear a white shirt and jeans, and call him daddy.
6. After that, tell him you've had an affair with Light (If you're a guy, choose Misa)
7. Get rid of all the clothes in his wardrobe, and put kinky mistress outfits to replace them.
8. Ban him from the shops.
9. Photoshop a picture of L, and a picture of Light, and make them look like they're kissing. (2 birds with 1 stone XD)
10. Make Light and L take Aphrodisiac (I think that's how you spell it) making them think it's a drink.
11. Lock L (In his kinky outfit) with Light, in erotic styled bedroom. (Muhahaha!)
12. Add secrets cameras in to take pictures.
13. Show the picture to everyone - including Misa.
14. Get the pictures on TV.
15. Sit back, and watch as the trouble unfolds.
Another disclaimer: We will not be held responsible for any damage, Light, L, or Misa may cause to you.
This is my first parody thingy, so be as cruel as you want to be.