Rated T - Obvious reasons, guys. Swearing, sexual content, other such things.

I wanted to write something fun...And I saw something similar to this and made it my own.

This is only the prologue.

More soon!

Slash. :D

Summary - Puck and Sam make a bet.

"Are you questioning my badassness?"

The growled question was Puck's first mistake. It was the little spark that started everything, what started the long journey to a burning catastrophe.

Puck would like to blame it partly on Sam (he had, in fact, questioned Puck's badassness), but it had been about his reputation, about his self esteem.

"You think you can get anyone, Puckerman? What are you, an idiot?"

Puck had thought that the kid seriously had a death wish; there he was, sitting with his arm wrapped smugly around Quinn, calling the self-proclaimed badass an idiot.

And Puck had just gotten out of juvy.

"Name anyone."

He wondered if he would've pursued him, even if Sam had chosen someone else; there had always been that weird, gravitational pull between them that totally freaked him out.

But it was bearable, as long as Kurt wasn't wearing something incredibly sexy.

Which, of course, he had been that day.

Puck found out rather quickly that he was a sucker for tight McQueen jeans and suspenders.

"The resident fairy?" Puck's hazel eyes had found him, one hand placed on his hip, lips wrapped around a thin Starbucks straw. The drink had to be organic or low fat or something...Or maybe Kurt was just having a bad day. Sam's eyebrow had cocked into his bangs. "What do I get if I win? And more importantly, how the hell do I win in the first place?"

So they came up with a list of rules, laid down terms.

In the end, Puck realized it was just a power struggle between the two of them.

Sam had his girl, Sam had the boyishly good looks, Sam had a future.

Puck knew he was being cruel. He knew he was being stupid.

But in the end, Puck agreed.

In the end, Puck made a huge mistake.

1. You must have 200 points to be a REAL badass

2. Everything must be voluntary (includes groping)

3. No one will know except us (Sam and Puck)

4. If you (Puck) lose, you have to walk around the school in a dress and tell everyone that you're a huge pussy

5. If I (Noah Puckerman) win, you (idiot), will leave my badassness alone and understand that I am a BEAST. Also, I get a year of free lunch and you have to tell everyone how manly and sexy I am.

Hug - 10 (you're a pussy)

Kiss - 20

Kiss (with tongues) - 50

Grope - 50

Any kind of sexual act (bj, hj, etc)- 100

Just the prologue.

More soon, with a deeper story line.

Anything that I should add to the rules? Review and let me know.

xoxo:)