Sasori hated two things to most.
Letting people wait and people keeping him wait…
He just wished that he let her wait for a long time maybe enternity this day...
"What did you say?" Sasori asked, staring at her as she just told the lamest joke in the world.
"I said that I found your soon to be wife," Chiyo said. "I can't wait any longer, the daughter and her cousin from an old friend of mine are single so I thought why not?"
Sasori's eyes twitched in annoyance. One thing he know from his grandma…good thing won't happen if she's involved.
"You said that I have some problems with the police. How dare you let me run home just to hear this!" Sasori gritted his teeths, clenching his fists while glaring at her in the same time.
"Sasori! What happened?! Did the police got us?!" Deidara asked, entering with the hole Akatsuki members the living room.
"Sasori?" Pein saw his the angered look in his face and turned his attention to Chiyo 'This is means no good.' Pein sighed.
"It seems that I'm forced to marry someone I don't know," Sasori sneered. "And may I know why you choose a wife for me?"
"Listen, I want that you take over the puppet shop," Chiyo's gaze sharpen. "We'll meet her daughter tomorow. I want you to show some manners." Chiyo stood up and left the room.
"Tomorow already?! Why can't Kankuro take over the puppet shop!" Sasori groaned, not understanding why god hate him.
"Kankuro is in Germany to study there and you are older than him!" Chiyo shouted from the kitchen after hearing Sasori's stupid question. "Let's wait and see how the girls are like." Deidara said, patting his back.
"Yeah, maybe they are not so bad." Kisame grinned evily, planning on how to prank the Girls.
"What? You guys are coming to?" Sasori asked surprise that they are supporting him.
"We're not coming. Tomorow is the school trip, remember?" Konan raised an eyebrow. "And I definitely want to fly to LA." Sasori gave her a blank stare. "You are kidding or something?"
Konan rolled her eyes and put her hands on her hips. "I'm not joking if it means to leave some problems here!" Konan smirked at Sasori's look on his face. "Have fun you three!" Konan and the others left his house.
"Ignore her! She is just there to buy some girly stuff," Kisame sneered. "We'll have fun here too."
Sasori slummed down the Coach. "Let's hope that they are not some sluts."
Karama planned something else...
Next Morning-
"We are here, act like you are a gentlemans. Knowing how you three behaviour, we'll get their trust if you three just act." Chiyo stated, walking inside the café and left them behind.
"Tsk, let's get this over." Sasori growled and went in. Deidara and Kisame exchange looks before following him.
"Ah! Chiyo long time not see!" Greeted woman with blond hair in low ponytails.
"Tsunade! You never changed." They laughed together and sat at a big table. "Come and sit down boys." Chiyo gave them a smile with a meaning in it 'Do what I say and don't mess up.'
The three shivered and sat down. "This is my grandson Sasori and his friends Deidara and Kisame." Chiyo said, ordering for them some food.
"Nice to meet you boys! I'm Tsunade Senju, and this is my granddaughter Sakura and her cousins- Huh?" Tsunade looked around hoping to see pink, blond and two red haired Girls in the Café.
"Granny Tsunade! Sorry, we're late! We haven't got time to buy us some shoes!" Karin panted, and took a seat next to the blond woman.
'Wasting time for shoes...' Sasori rolled his eyes as he watched how Karin acted innocently.
"Oh please! You stole my shoes in the last Minute," Ino grumbled. "You'll pay for that later, Karin!"
"Never mind, sit down. Karin, Ino, this is my firend I spoke about and her grandson Sasori. Those two Gentlemans are are his friends, Deidara and Kisame." Tsunade explained
"Oh my goodness! You are handsome!" Ino squealed and hugged Sasori.
"H-hey! Let go-" Chiyo glared at him. "I-i mean, you also look nice" Sasori gave her a fake smile. 'I c-can't breath...' Sasori's face paled
'Ha! Good that I'm not him.' Deidara smirked, watching how a Girl took Sasori's breath away. Deidara started to laugh as he thought about that.
Sasori glared at him. 'You'll regret it later!' Deidara ignored his message and continue to laugh.
"Ahhh! You are also hot!" Karin kissed his cheek and sat at his lap. "We'll have so much fun together!"
'Eeeww! T-that's gross! And you are heavy!' Deidara could't feel his legs anymore.
Sasori smirked this time. 'Pay back, idiot!' Deidara was to tired to glare back. Sasori gasped for air as Ino losen her grip on him.
"Looks like they need help," Tsunade sweat dropped, watching how the girls turned into Monsters. "Something like this wouldn't happen if Sakura is here." Tsunade sighed and took a sip from her tea.
'Phew! Good that there is not another Girl.' Kisame sighed in relife but his freedom poofed away as he saw Tsunade's eyes widen.
"Oh! Tayuya we are here!" Tsunade shouted, waving at a red haired girl with short clothes.
"Sorry, I'm late!" Tayuya tried to catch her breath 'Disgusting, she is full of sweat' Kisame's face paled as she looked at him. Sasori and Deidara pitied him 'Assholes- Ah!' Kisame was crushed to the ground "OMG! You must be my soon to be husband!" Tayuya squealed and tired to kiss him but Kisame won't let that happen
Tsunade notice that Sakura was not with her. "Huh? Where is my sweet Sakura?" Tsunade looked around. 'Please no more!' The three yelled in their mind.
"She is probably fucking someone." Tayuya sneered, not letting Kisame go. "Tayuya! Don't speak of Sakura like that." Tsunade shouted at her. "Sorry, grany" Tayuya muttered.
"Since Sakura is not here, let's start without her." Tsunade sighed, looking at Chiyo "So about the arriage marriage..."
A few hours passed and they decided to go to a amusentpark. Deidara groaned as Karin dragged him into a picture boot. Karin giggled and disappeared behing the curtain 'That's my chance!' Deidara tried to sneak away.
"Where are you going, Gaara?" Chiyo smiled, stopping him from leaving. "Mind telling me what you planned to do?"
Deidara gulped. "I-i thought that I'd get us something to eat but n-never mind, I'll go now." Deidara followed took small steps as he approach the photo boot.
"Well, you can do what ever you want!" Tsunade explained and walked with Chiyo into a different direction.
"What should we do first, Ki-sa-me?" Tayuya flushed her eyeslashes to look hot which she failed on doing that.
"You know what?" Kisame leaned down to her. Sasori stared at him while prying Ino off his arm 'He has a plan…but what?' Sasori watched him closely. "Sasori…I want some attention too" Ino sulked, tightening her grip on him 'Let me go!' Sasori growled annoyed.
"W-what?" Tayuya blushed at the closeness. "Sasori is in love with you." Kisame said, pushing her to Sasori. 'What?!' Sasori froze in shock. "Oh?" Tayuya turned her attention to Sasori. "Don't you dare! He's mine!" Ino screamed at her. "Oh yeah?! Well, he loves me!" Tayuya grabbed Sasori's right arm. "NO! HE'S MINE!" Ino grabbed his left arm. 'You bastard!' Sasori gave him a death glare. 'Good luck.' Kisame waved, leaving him alone and walked away.
'Come back- UGH! ENOUGH!' Sasori pushed them to the ground and ran away, "SASORI-KUN! WAIT!" They followed him. And so did Sasori spent his time running away from them untill Tsunade and Chiyo decided that they'll eat in a five star restaurant for diner...
"How was your day, boys?" Tsunade asked, taking a bite of her meat.
"It was great.." Deidara gave her fake a smile. Tsunade didn't fell for it.
"Yeah! Deidara brought me a present!" Karin said and showed them her gold earings. "Wow!" Ino awed as the earing sparkle in the light.
"What did you do, Tayuya? Ino?" Tsunade looked at them. Tayuya and Ino shared Looks and shrugged. "Sasori-kun ran away." They said in unsion.
"What? May I know why you ran away, Sasori?" Chiyo asked, tilting her head to the side.
"…" Sasori stared blankly at his Food. "Sasori?" Kisame shook his shoulders. "Hmmm?" Sasori asked without looking at him. "Hey, are you alright?" Deidara raised an eyebrow while watching him closely.
"Yeah, I'm alright." Sasori stood up and went to the bathroom. "What's his problem?" Deidara asked in confuse.
"Only he knows the answer." Kisame frowned, eating his plate empty.
They talked for a while and walked home. "Alright, what's the matter, Sasori?" Chiyo asked
"It's nothing." Sasori took his headphones out. "Right, now tell us what's you problem-"
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I won't marry any of those slut!" Sasori said darkly, walking his way home without them.
'Uh oh.' Deidara and Kisame followed him. "If you want it or not," Chiyo sighed. "You'll marry one of them...You'll turn 20 soon."