I got this idea from fullmetalotaku347, who has done similar fics for Fullmetal Alchemist and Fruits Basket. So go on and check them out, they're hilarious. Credit goes to her for the idea. Enjoy!
A/N: Her original fics were based off of David Letterman's Top Ten list. I'm too indecisive and talk a lot, so I had to extend my list to 15.
15. You start researching how to build talking turtle bombs or attempt to start a collection of knives.
14. You become obsessed with melons that probably aren't even sold in your part of the world.
13. You envy your elder sibling, even if they're not better than you.
12. You increasingly angst about number 13
11. There are vases of irises all over your house, and just for fun, sometimes you like to knock them over or push people into them.
10. You slack off in school (then fail because you're not a genius like Ayumu, but to make up for it, you don't care and angst like he would).
9. You dress all in black leather and speak with a British accent (probably badly if you're not from England)
8. You dress all in lab coats and horrid hats and speak with a southern accent (probably badly if you're not from the south)
7. You take up the piano or harmonica.
6. You make microwaved curry for dinner and tell your sister she's fat.
5. You become increasingly fixated on fireworks factories.
4. You follow around a supposed criminal, asking them all sorts of annoying questions, then when they ignore you, hit them with animal puppets, shouting out the corresponding animal as you unleash your relentless assault.
3. You come up with an annoying catch phrase about logic, then forget to use it most of the time.
2. Everything must be a mystery, and you must be the one to solve it.
And the number one tell-tale sign that you're addicted to Spiral...
You go crazy trying to figure out some meaning behind what the Blade Children really are.
Yay, this was fun XD, and is it sad that I've done some or most of them? Oh shut up, you have, too! XDD, hope you enjoyed!