(Narrator): its an ordinary day in the kingdom of shu. Liu bei is making an announcement...
Liu Bei: so, it should be safe now men. You cna now depart
(Narrator): when suddenly, a wounded soldier runs through the crowd and collapses to the floor in fear..
Male Soldier: (Soldier) MY LORD!! falls to floor they r...back...8coughs blood
Liu Bei: gasp good lord help this man! Who are back?
Male Soldier: (Soldier) The..Oblivion..Platypus's...they hav..retuned...dies
(Narrator): DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!!
Zhao Yun: gasp O.O
Zhang Fei: OO;
Ma Chao: OMG!
(Narrator): later that day, Liu Bei was sat in his room, thinking..hard
Liu Bei: immposible...There has been no oblivion Platypus's ever since...gasp O.O;;
Zhao Yun: my lord bows sits ...could this mean that?...
Liu Bei: No its immposible! He was killed years ago, I even saw his death..
Zhang Fei: drinking
Zhao Yun: 8thinks but, there is no other way that the Platypus's could come again..
Liu Bei: Only Captain Fartborg could release the evil Platypus's...an dhe died
Zhao Yun: what if it wasnt him who died, legends say that he had an identical twin..
Cao Cao: lol
Yue Ying: what is going on?!
Liu Bei: OF COURSE! ZHAO YUN U R A GENIOUS!! His brother died, not him!!! Now go and drink you've earned it
Zhao Yun: ok my lord bows then joins the lads in the booze basement
(Narrator): Sooo, it wasnt the great evil Captain Fartborg eho died, it was his brother, Captain Duckfart..
Liu Bei: Sima Yi?\\
Liu Bei: er I mean Yue Ying, sorry lol
Zhang Fei: drinking\\
Zhao Yun: drinking lAlalal,FDSJFNDSJ
Cao Cao: lol
Yue Ying: what is it lord Liu Bei?
Liu Bei: So captain Fartborg is still alive, we must find him, and destroy the Oblivion Platypus's
Liu Bei: nothing Yue Ying..sits and sighs the land is in danger..
Ma Chao: also drinks with the lads
Huang Zhong: yar i love fighting!
Yue Ying: oh my! and what can I do to help?!
(Narrator): suddenly, the sky grows dark, and a dark figure on a horse rides into the Kingdom of shu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liu Bei: there is nothing you can do Yue Ying...
Male Soldier: (?) MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Ma Chao: chokes on his beer OMG! ITS A OBLIVION PLATYPUS!!!
Zhao Yun: holy crap!!! gets a spear
Zhou Yu: ...
Male Soldier: (oblivion Platypus) MUAHAHA!! Murr!
Zhang Fei: runs in and attacks
Male Soldier: salutes
Ma Chao: FOR JUSTICE! And for shu of course! charges in and attacks
Yue Ying: smacks her hand on her forehead
Liu Bei: MEN ATTACK!
Male Soldier: (Oblivion Platypus) MURR! impales chao on its claws
Ma Chao: argh! falls down bleeding my lord...forgive me...dies
Zhou Yu: eh...
Zhang Fei: holy crap damn! chao is dead!!!
Liu Bei: die damn you! stabs Oblivion Platypus through head
Male Soldier: (Oblivion Platypus) MURR! dies
(Narrator): The Oblivion Platypus died :O
Liu Bei: phew...looks at dead chao oh crap o.o
Zhao Yun: well, chao was a good man and...he died with honor sniffle
Zhang Fei: dude..
Yue Ying: oh...my...GOD!!!!
Pang Tong: poor dude!
Liu Bei: he was a good man...
(Narrator): Chao died...and everybody returned to their rooms..
Liu Bei: in his room, thinking hard
(Narrator): With the Oblivion Platypus dead, everybody is safe, for now..
Zhou Yu: hm...
Cao Cao: lol
Pang Tong: I didn't like Ma anyway...
Zhang Fei: drinking in the beer basement i feel sorry for chao..
Xiao Qiao: lord zhou yu it is time
Zhao Yun: oh well drinks
Zhou Yu: time ?
Liu Bei: making plans..so Captain fartborg must be destroyed. And so does the fartrix..
Pang Tong: steals Ma Chao's spear . mine
Liu Bei: Maybe the Jockstrap crusaders didnt die either, and they still follow Captain Fartborh..
Ma Chao: ghost hey pang Tong, keep the spear
Liu Bei: it looks like Captain Fartborg, and the Jockstrap crusaders are getting revenge for Captain Duckfarts death...
Cao Cao: lol
Zhao Yun: goes to his room and reads Vampire Bakini Girls
Xiao Qiao: (Captain Platypus) time for me to EAT YOU ALIVE!!! MWA HA HA HA HA MURRRR!
Pang Tong: awesome :o can I have the armor too?
Wei Yan: no...captain...platypus...!!!!
Liu Bei: If Captain Fartborg looses control over the Fattrix, then the Oblivion Platypus's will vanish..
Ma Chao: ghost yeah sure, I never liked it anyway
Male Soldier: ITS CAPTAIN PLATYPUS!
Cao Cao: lol
Xiao Qiao: (Captain Platypus) eats Zhou Yu HAHAHAAH!
Zhang Fei: crap homi O.O;
Zhou Yu: im sorry but im not eatable
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: AHHH! LORD ZHOU YU WAS EATEN!!!! RUNNN!!!!
Male Soldier: (Jockstrap Crusader) creeps up behind Liu Bei and stabs him, the leaves
Yue Ying: where is my husband now!?
Liu Bei: argh!! falls to the ground bleeding
Zhao Yun: my lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs over to Liu bei
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: Zhao Yun, I'm going to die
Guan Ping: oh no!
Zhao Yun: no my lord!!! DOnt give up!
Zhang Fei: we need help fast!!
Yue Ying: lord liu bei dont die :(
Xiao Qiao: (Captain Platypus) MURRRRRRRR bites Liu Beis leg
Liu Bei: I wont die..bleeding a lot
Liu Bei: argh!
Pang Tong: bye Liu Bei :o
Zhao Yun: attacks Captain Platypus DIE!
Pang Tong: write us after you die :o
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: er sure, I'll send a letter through the post..
Xiao Qiao: (Captain Platypus) MURRR! dies
Yue Ying: someone get my husband :(
Zhao Yun: I killed it ...:O
Pang Tong: cool goes to Liu Bei's room to see what he wants to take after he dies :3
Zhuge Liang: hello
Zhang Fei: bandages Liu Beis wound you'll live my lord
Cao Cao: lol
Zhuge Liang: fans himselfWhat is going on Lord Liu Bei?
Zhao Yun: goes to Liu beis room er, Pang Tong, who said you could take his stuff?
Guan Yu: yes brother stay strong!
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) DADDDY!!! PLS DONT DIE! PLS! shakes Liu Bei
Liu Bei: I'll live brothers
Liu Bei: sStOp ShAkInG mE I'm aLiVe!
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: (Jockstrap Crusader) creeps up behind Zhao Yun and stabs him then vanishes
Zhao Yun: O.O; falls holding his gut ugh...
Jiang Wei: the lord will live hurray! o
Liu Bei: ok and alive wheres Zhao Yun?
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) NOOOOOOOOOO! LORD ZHAO YUN!!!!!
Zhao Yun: tries to stand
Yue Ying: turns away
Liu Bei: huh?
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) tackles Zhao Yun STAY ALIVE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Pang Tong: aw... runs to Zhao Yun's room instead Okay, whenever he dies yell to me :o
Zhao Yun: argh! falls back to the floor Liu Shan get help...
Liu Bei: finds Zhao Yun gasp OMFG!
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) HE WILL DIE!!!! NOOO I DON WANN!!!!!
Liu Bei: calm down Liu shan! He wont!
Yue Ying: looks at Zhuge Liang it is so sad they got injured :(
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) I DONT WANNA SEE HIM DIEEE! pounds zhao yun on floor WAAAAAH
Zhuge Liang: they will live Yue Ying, wheres Zhao Yun?
Zhao Yun: ARGH!
Zhuge Liang: nods a shame...
Liu Bei: LIU SHAN STOP IT!! Zhao Yun u ok?
Pang Tong: takes Zhao's spear well I'll just hold this for him while he is hurt :o
Zhao Yun: fine bleeding to death
Zhao Yun: hey Pang Tong, u can have my stuff in my room, and my spear
Cao Cao: lol
Zhao Yun: I am fine my lord goes to his room
Zhou Yu: ...
(Narrator): Night fell across the land...
Zhao Yun: asleep
Liu Bei: dude I'm tired goes to his room and sleeps zzzZzzZZz
Male Soldier: on the gates keeping watch
Male Soldier: (2) also keeping watch
Sun Shang Xiang: yes
Pang Tong: wooohooo! runs off and takes Zhao's stuff to his room o
Jiang Wei: walks around outside
Male Soldier: (Galactic Gopher) MURRRRRR!! attacks the soldiers on the gate
Male Soldier: AHHH! attacks
Male Soldier: (2) 8attacks
Male Soldier: (Galactic Gopher) MURR!! knocks male soldier 2 off the gate
Male Soldier: (2) AHHHH! falls off and hits the ground and dies
Male Soldier: (Galactic Gopher) stabs MS and leaves
Male Soldier: gah! bleeds and falls off the gate and dies
Cao Cao: lol
Zhang Fei: huh? wakes up Zhao Yun ..I heard screams..
Zhao Yun: wakes up yawn you heard screams? goes outside to find the dead MS's
Male Soldier: (Pantyhose smasher) MUAHAHA!
Jiang Wei: What's going over there:o sees the galactic gopher leaving GET BACK HERE!!! chases him
Zhao Yun: who the hell are you? Oo;
Male Soldier: (Pantyhose smasher) I am Fartborgs half brother's aunties cousins brothers room mate
Zhang Fei: ..that makes you?
Male Soldier: (Pantyhose Smasher) jack shit..MUAHAHAH!!! stabs YUn
Zhao Yun: OO; falls to knees Zhang fei..tell Lord...I will live on..falls and bleeds and dies
Zhou Yu: eh
Male Soldier: (pantyhose smasher) leaves
Zhang Fei: wakes up Liu bei BROTHER! Zhao Yun is dead!
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: wah? OMG! runs outside to Yun's body Zhao Yun?! shakes him...no..
Zhang Fei: hes dead...
Yue Ying: cries
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! shakes Liu Bei WHY ZHAO YUN WHYYYYYYYYYY?! ANSWER ME DADDY WHY!!!!!!!!
Guan Yu: he is a big loss..
Liu Bei: Liu Shan puts both hands on his shoulders He's dead...but he died with honor..
(Narrator): so far, Chao and Yun have died:O
Cao Cao: lol
Jiang Wei: er... Lord Liu Bei?
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) sniffs...he saved me dad! he did!!!! cries
Liu Bei: yes Jiang Wei?
Liu Bei: Hugs LIu Shan its ok...I'm sad too..
Jiang Wei: I would like to resign and go work for Wei if it is alright with you?
Liu Bei?!...if you want to Jiang Wei...
Jiang Wei: Yes, I don't feel safe since 2 spearmen died, I feel that I will be next. hands Pang Tong his spear then runs off to Wei
Liu Bei: He was a good due was Jiang Wei...goes to his own room and thinks
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Yue Ying: how terrible this is!!!
(Narrator): says in Liu bei's ear 7 days...
Liu Bei: ignores the voice makes more plans for destroyinf Fartborg extremely tired must kill..Fatborg...tries to keep awake
Zhang Fei: goes into Liu Bei's room brother, you need rest you have been up all night
Liu Bei: wheres my son?
Zhang Fei: I dont know
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: yawns and tries to keep awake
Pang Tong: Weee I have 3 spears I can rest happily now o looks around then abandons Shu to be a hermit
Male Soldier: ...
Zhang Fei: brother sleep, you must rest
Liu Bei: no I need not sleep..writes more plans
Zhang Fei: where is Yue Ying?
Male Soldier: my lord! pang tong has left shu!
Guan Yu: er...cant u here the loud moans from her?
Liu Bei: what?!
Male Soldier: Lord Pang Tong has left Shu my lord!
Liu Bei: How could he?!? If you ever find that Pang Tong, kill him
Cao Cao: lol
Zhang Fei: Brother, do not go out killing now. rest for god sake
Male Soldier: yes my lord! runs off
Guan Yu: yes brother as stupid as Zhang Fei is you must listen to him now
Pang Tong: uses plastic surgery and looks like a woman now o
Liu Bei: I..don't...need...rest...head falls forward onto table and falls asleep
Zhang Fei: well, hes asleep now
Cao Cao: lol
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) runs into Liu Beis room and hops on him DADDY DADDY!!!
Guan Yu: Liu Shan!
Liu Bei: AHHH!!!!! yes...son?
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) theres a monster in my room! can I sleep with u?!
Male Soldier: (Liu Feng) What's wrong with my father :o
Zhang Fei: Liu Shan, your father needs sleep, leave him alone
Female Soldier: Handmaid) tickles liu beis feet
Liu Bei: a monster? sure son sleep with me starts to doze off
Liu Bei: tee hee, handmaid stop it XD
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) I WANNA SLEEP WITH MY DADDY! punches Zhang Fei out YOU STUPID WEIRDO!!!!
Male Soldier: (Zhuge Jin) Sun Quan, I hear that Shu is going insane?
Zhang Fei: ok chill dude! goes to his own room
Liu Bei: must..sleep
Female Soldier: Handmaid) tickles him harder xD
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) snuggles with Liu Bei
Liu Bei: tee hee stop it!! XD
Male Soldier: (Japanese Ninja) crawls across Liu Bei's ceiling
Liu Bei: falls asleep
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: (Zhuge Rong) daddy:O
Male Soldier: (Japanese Ninja) steals Liu Bei's sword and vanishes
Liu Bei: doesnt know his sword has gone
Male Soldier: (Jockstrap Crusader) sneaks up on LIu bei and stabs him in the gut then leaves
Liu Bei: ARGH!!
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) DADDY?! DONT DIE DADDY!!!!!
Liu Bei: breaths heavily Liu Shan...get..help...
Male Soldier: (Liu Feng) Guan Yu! Zhang Fei! Something is wrong with my father!!
Zhao Yun: appears from the mist I'm back
Zhang Fei: what?! runs to Liu bei
Liu Bei: bleeding heavily
Zhao Yun: crap!
Cao Cao: lol
Zhang Fei: Zhao...Yun? blink
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) stomps on him NOOO!
Liu Bei: ARGGGHH!...
Zhang Fei: Liu Shan STOP!
Huang Zhong: shoots an arrow and Liu Shan
Liu Bei: I'm going to die...Zhao..Yun?
Liu Bei: I'm going to die...Zhao..Yun?
Liu Bei: I'm going to die...Zhao..Yun?
Zhao Yun: my lord!! I am back..
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) strangles Liu Bei around NOOOOO DADDY NOOOO!
Liu Bei: stops breathing tries to get air
Cao Cao: lol
Zhao Yun: pulls Liu SHan off Liu bei
Huang Zhong: Liu Shan back away from Liu Bei!
Liu Bei: tries to get Liu Shan off him
Male Soldier: (Mystic Milkshake Elemental of the Recycling Bin) lalala leaves
Yue Ying: oh my god!
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) NOOOOOOOOOO ZHAO YUN NOOOO DADDY IS DYING!!!! cries
Zhao Yun: Liu SHan get of Liu Bei!
Zhao Yun: goes to Liu bei my lord speak!!
Cao Cao: lol
Liu Bei: Zhao Yun coughs up blood...look after Liu Shan...
Huang Zhong: Die Liu Shan?
Female Soldier: Handmaid) tickles liu beis feet :)
Zhao Yun: I will, my lord
Male Soldier: Liu Shan) DADDDYYYYY NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Liu Bei: I depart here and now...eyes roll back in head and dies
Cao Cao: lol
Male Soldier: (Sinister Looney Dragon of the Yard Sale) flys past and vanishes
Zhao Yun: my lord...
Female Soldier: Handmaid) cries XX
Cao Cao: lol
Zhao Yun: crys a lil'
(Narrator): and liu bei passed away thus making the shu kingdom end...WEI won...and so did the playpusses...AYA!
Male Soldier: (Joker) kicks Zhao Yun's butt then runs off X3
Zhao Yun: ow!
Cao Cao: lol
Zhao Yun: Liu SHan?
Zhang Fei: brother...
Ma Chao: I'm back from vacation!!
Zhao Yun: hits chao round head this is no time to celebrate!
Ma Chao: why what happened?
Zhao Yun: shows chao Liu Beis body
Ma Chao: gasp OMG!!
Zhao Yun: he got killed by a...Jockstrap Crusader...
Ma Chao: dude...is Liu Shan alright?
Zhao Yun: I dont know. Liu Shan? looks around
Male Soldier: (Glass-blowing Thorn Platypus of the Vortex) meep
Ma Chao: its a Platypus!
Zhao Yun: chill its not an Oblivion Platypus!
Ma Chao: how can u tell the difference?
Zhao Yun: er...
Diao Chan: strips someone...please...
Male Soldier: (Glass-blowing Thorn Platypus of the Vortex) scurries away
Ma Chao: looks at chan ew!!! sheils eyes
Zhao Yun: ew chan get some clothes on!
Ma Chao: u know wot Yun?
Zhao Yun: what?
Ma Chao: I have 1 fucking hell of a fear of Platypus's now o.o
Zhao Yun: you know what? same here
Ma Chao: so, I wonder if theres going to be a sequel to this whole, Captain fartborg thing
Guan Ping: What happened:o
Zhao Yun: a sequel?! What do you think this is some story board?!?
Ma Chao: well, I wonder what other crazy story we'll get next, like, attack of the Maze Platypus of the Astral Plane
Zhao Yun: shudders dont use that "P" word
Ma Chao: what? Platypus?
Zhao Yun: yes that
Guan Ping: What word? Popcorn? Plant? Pluck? Plain? Plane? Plate? Pickle?
Zhao Yun: I got one! Revenge OF The Stir-Fry Wraith of the Drive-Through
Ma Chao: lol XD What about, revenge of the
Ma Chao: Rollerblading ice anteater
Zhao Yun: I know! The alien catgirl who focuses obsessively on one master
Ma Chao: lmao XD thinks The exhibitionist half-alien bunnygirl who wears a chainmail bikini!!
Zhao Yun: lmao!!! XXDD
Zhao Yun: The adult actress nymphomaniac bunnygirl jungle girl who wears tight leather!!
Ma Chao: The flirty office lady with a nude transformation sequence!! XD
Zhao Yun: roflmao! X)
Ma Chao: The insatiable pigtailed cyborg bounty hunter with super martial-arts!
Zhao Yun: The exotic panty-flashing bunnygirl with a need for love and sensual conversation:O
Ma Chao: The oversexed acrobatic sorceress!
Zhao Yun: wets himself XD
Ma Chao: The shape-shifting alien succubus who always wears hot pants:O
Zhao Yun: no more!! XD
Ma Chao: The sexy super-strong alien
Zhao Yun: The exhibitionist winged half-alien who prefers to wear nothing
Zhao Yun: The exhibitionist winged half-alien who prefers to wear nothing