AU: I KNOW I KNOW I'M LIKE DEAD FOR 29 YEARS BUT I'M BACK BECAUSE AFTER READING CASHBANKY'S STORY, I FELT GUILTY FOR NO0T UPDATING FOR A WHILE (GUYS CHECK HER STORIES THEY ARE KAWAII LIKE ME KAY)
NOW, THE MULTICHAP MADOHOMU IS STILL ON A TINY HIATUS, I HAVE PLANNED OUT EVERYTHING BUT I'M LAZY TO TYPE OHKAY SHHH STOP BOSSING ME AROUND MOTHER.

SO HERE'S A PARODY FIOC FOR YOU. ALSO, MOST PEOPLE OUT THERE REVIEWD THAT THEY DK HOW TO REACT TO MOST OF MY STORIES BUT HELLO NTH REALLY MAKE SENSE

I READ MYSELF

One day, Kyoko switched on her magical computer and typed fanfiction because she wanted to read Edwards and Bella having babies, but then it was over when Homura came and Madoka smiled at the sun.

"Edward."

"Bella."

"Edward, your skin is shiny like the brightest star in the universe."

"Yay me, now Jacob the biscuit cannot be one of my shining magical ones."

Kyoko snuggled on her bed that a rich man sponsored her for dancing at the night club. She rolled everywhere and smiled like a crazy fangurl until an advertisement popped out and let's fast forward this part man I'm tired of writing transition.

"TRANSITION DANCING)

"What is this man." Mami boobs bounced and she sighed, having to flip both her boobs over her shoulder and stared at the computer screen.

"I'll read it out loud." Kyoko said as she cleared her throat. "Madoka started running after Homura, grabbing her waist and spinned Homura around and bring her towards her chest. They then kissed."

"NU HOW IS THIS LOGICAL AND CANON PLEASE." Sayaka digged her nose. She then pushed Homura out of the way and typed in: Sayaka miki and the violin boyfriend's name.

0 found

"NU." Sayaka whispered.

"Ahh, my boobs." Mami's saggy boobs fell and coincidentally deleted teh search and typed: Kyoko and Sayaka love

76903826237907489390412728 results found in 0.000000090182089 seconds

"NU." Madoka sad sadly. "I always thopught blue and pink are the one together.

"NU HOW ISSIT POSSIBLE. Homura whispered and typed: Madoka and Homura love

76903826237907489390412729 results found in 0.0000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000024 seconds.

"NU, WHY DO I LOSE EVERYTHING. WHY SO I LOSE IN THAT ONE SEARCH."

"CAUSE THIS IS ME." MADOKA YELLED AND KISSED HOMURA.

"YAY."

"I DUN KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING." Mami shouted.

"I THINK I DO CAUSE MAMI AND KYOKO SOUNDS COOL." KYOKO SMILED.

AND NOW SAYAKA IS ALONE NOW JOKES ON HER AHAHAH

SO they celebrated with Kyuubi and several witches at the bar and now they adopted 9762309123790720346170928 babies BECAUSE THEY CAN

ASH THEN SAVES THE WORLD AND MISTY BECAME UNITED BUT THEY ARE SEPEATED AND TRAGEDY STARTS.

Sayaka lived but Kyoko and Mami died together. Homura and Madoka remained naked in the universe, dancing around lights and flied through the planet pluto and uranus (GET THE JOKE? AHAHHA URANUS! K.)

DAMN I WASN'T EVEN SMILING WHEN I TYPED THIS. MY WRITING SKILLS ARE GETTING RUSTY, SO IS MY DRY AND HORRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR. SADNESS. I BET CASHBANKY IS GOING TO BE DISAPPIONTYED AGAIN.

ALROIGHT DUN WORRY THE MULTICHAPM IS COMING SOON OHAKY