Okay, I have said I am a huge fan of crack pairings before, and I have lots of ideas for many pairings, so I figured I would just do a bunch of one-shots, purely dedicated to crack pairings!
Total Drama Crack!
One-Shot 1: Courtney/Tyler
I thought of this, courtesy of my crazy obsessed friends. Shout out to Tyler and Danielle, my friends that are just as obsessed as me! You guys rock!
Disclaimer: if I owned Total Drama, these might have a chance of becoming canon!
As Courtney was returning to school after World Tour, she was dreading it. Not only would people no doubt make fun of her for what she did, but no doubt would more people hate her for flipping out on Gwen. She was just high on emotions and lost it. But she didn't know who else would end up going to her school…
The red-clad wannabe jock was looking forward to his first day of Senior Year at his new school. He was going to try out for the track team, now that he has "honed his athletic abilities to the max." He was hoping to get a girlfriend, too. He and Lindsay broke up after Total Drama World Tour, Tyler just wanting to be with someone that could actually remember his name for more than one episode. Luckily, Lindsay took it well. Tyler had no idea that he would meet a familiar face…
Courtney's POV
Great. Back to school. After my less-than-warm reception last year, I don't think this year will be any better.
(A/N: Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action took place the previous summer.)
I'm just glad Duncan isn't here. I just hope that nobody from that death-trap of a "reality" show is here. The last thing I, and everyone else needs is a reminder of it. Ugh, this year should be the year I make this school mine, but let's see how that goes.
Tyler's POV (as he's walking into school)
A new year, a new me! This will be the greatest year ever! Gold track trophy, here I—what? Is that Courtney? I didn't know she went here. Cool, someone I know! "Hey, Courtney!"
Courtney's POV
Everybody hates me. Just like I thought. Goodbye, class valedictorian.
"Hey, Courtney!"
Oh, my god, why?
Nobody's POV
Courtney stiffened up at the voice calling out her name. She recognized it from Total Drama, but couldn't quite picture his face, until she saw a familiar bright red track suit.
"Tyler?!"
"Yep! What's up?"
"What are you doing here?!" Courtney whisper-yelled. She hoped that no one saw them together.
"I just got transferred here after World Tour. What about you?"
"Actually, I have always gone here."
"Sweet! Can you show me around then?" Tyler said, winking at Courtney.
"Eww no. Aren't you dating 'Lindsiot?'" She replied indignantly.
"No, we broke up. I wanted someone smarter. Hey, you're pretty smart, right?" he asked innocently.
"Yeah, but I don't like you!"
"Why not?"
"Ummm…" Why couldn't she think of an answer? "Because you are an accident-prone disaster waiting to happen, and besides, I'm trying to forget the past two summers." She was pretty satisfied with that answer, because it was true. But why couldn't she think of an answer sooner?
Later
A fire drill was going on. They always had five or six in the beginning of each year. Not that Courtney really cared. She was just happy to be outside on such a beautiful autumn day, until she saw Tyler not too far away. She looked away quickly, but he still saw her. He came up to her, almost tripping over his own feet. Despite what he thought, his athletic skills really hadn't improved.
"Hey, Courtney! Nice day, huh?" he asked.
"I forgot to mention earlier, I have a restraining order against everyone from "that show" so I'll sue you if you get any closer!" she lied. She would've if she could have, but her lawyers wouldn't allow it.
The fire drill was over already and everyone started walking back inside. Courtney hurried, suddenly sick of being outside. Tyler still was trying to talk to her. When they were almost inside, he tried to start walking on his hands to impress Courtney. He accidentally bumped into her, but still kept his balance.
"Tyler, what did I tell you? I'm going to sue you for everything you have!" she yelled at him.
However, Tyler was unfazed, but went tumbling down, spooked by her outburst. Courtney couldn't help but giggle a bit at his clumsiness. It was kind of endearing. Wait, WHAT? Courtney mentally slapped herself, but still helped him back up.
"Tyler, are you okay?" she asked concernedly.
"Of course! Just a balance check." He replied confidently.
"To your face?" Courtney asked amused.
"Well…" he began.
"Oh no, I'm gonna be late!" Courtney said before running off and effectively ending the conversation.
"She so wants me."
I like writing crack! Next up, Courtney/Geoff! Also taking requests for this.